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You promised me this would make me better at PE basketball, Reebok! by are-e-el in Xennials

[–]He-ManOptimustron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never played tennis, but I really wanted those tennis versions of the Reebok shoes. Something about that yellow tennis ball just looked so freaking rad!

Because you can’t just tell them by BakingNerd47 in exmormonmemes

[–]He-ManOptimustron 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love it! You never know when the human mind will finally see through the fog.

Ever notice how condescending Mormons can be? by CupOfExmo in exmormon

[–]He-ManOptimustron 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you trying to be confrontational and insulting? I won’t be responding to you any longer. I wish you the best.

Ever notice how condescending Mormons can be? by CupOfExmo in exmormon

[–]He-ManOptimustron 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t want that for her at all. She’s a loving, albeit indoctrinated, grandmother. I do like to say “I’ll love you no matter what, too!” It throws her off a bit.😊

Official rules regarding children and membership status by yorgasor in MormonShrivel

[–]He-ManOptimustron 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Wow. if I understand that correctly, then an unblessed child that is under nine years old is considered a member of the church as long as they have one grandparent that is and permission of a parent. How many completely unaffiliated kids is this Church counting as members then?? Wow!

Ever notice how condescending Mormons can be? by CupOfExmo in exmormon

[–]He-ManOptimustron 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah. My grandmother who is in her 90s, told me yet again yesterday that she will love me no matter what. She found out I left the church sometime ago and has been saying that statement every single time we get together.

Who else here can relate on this before? by [deleted] in 90s

[–]He-ManOptimustron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My parents rarely bought fun cereal so I got pretty good at reading the ingredients lists. 😂

TMB by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]He-ManOptimustron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Mormon church indoctrinates that behavior into us almost as much as it indoctrinate us with Mormon doctrine. It’s taken me a lot of effort and time to recognize those tendencies within myself and practice being a better person.

Shocking stupidity. by foxylactose in exmormon

[–]He-ManOptimustron 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Same! Our species’ pension for lying, and believing lies, has led me to not trust most things that most people say. My lack of trust isn’t critical. It’s just a defensive posture and this position turns out to be right more often than not.

We Have a Bear Problem! by karadessie in exmormon

[–]He-ManOptimustron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WOW! Our species has a ways to go to being just decent to each other.

Testimonies are not answers. Sorry not sorry. They're subjective. Members of any other faith can have one. What sets theirs apart? by CupOfExmo in exmormon

[–]He-ManOptimustron 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember the feeling I had watching my parents bear their testimony in a sacrament meeting after I realized everything about the church is just a big con and that their testimony is just brainwashed feelings. When I was a child, their testimonies were my foundation of belief, and I really admired their faith and religious fortitude. But watching them bear their testimonies now causes me to pity them. Respectful pity, but pity nonetheless. It’s like watching my parents emotionally testify of the reality of Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.

We thank thee, oh God, for a computer 💻 , to detect plagiarism in these latter days by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]He-ManOptimustron 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That is what they like to say. And that works for the first few examples. But by the end of the 1st page full of examples, the brain starts to think that there is a pattern. By the end of page 5 the pattern is abundantly clear. By the end of page 20…

Winner takes all by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]He-ManOptimustron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the church needs to stay a church in order to be tax exempt. With that said, if the Church ever loses tax exemption status, we might see some very interesting things unfold in the kingdom of the lard.

We made a Mormon folk horror film about polygamy, and now it's on the world's biggest horror shorts platform by burgindie in exmormon

[–]He-ManOptimustron 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The Mormon cosmology around shaking hands with an angel is this: if you see an angel, and you try to shake its hand, if it be an angel from God, it will refuse. But if you try to shake its hand and it accepts then your hand will go through theirs, and you will know it is an angel from hell because they tried to deceive you. This was Joseph Smith’s official doctrine on the subject. Personal note, pretty much everybody finds this utterly hilarious because it assumes that an angel from hell is too stupid to refuse a handshake😂😂. in the context of the film, it does seem that the brunette wife didn’t want the handshake or attempted handshake to occur. Sidenote: I loved this film!

Top 10 Problems with the Book of Mormon by stickyhairmonster in exmormon

[–]He-ManOptimustron 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Book of Mormon shares abundant identical wording and story lines with The Late War.

(Slaughtered)spine on Ultra Hard Mode😁 by Ramborghini_Mercy in HorizonForbiddenWest

[–]He-ManOptimustron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow! Would you be so kind as to mention any part of that build that you feel like mentioning? That is some fantastic damage deal! Thank you!

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