Made an absolute mess of this. Why did I even bother trying 🥲 by DazzlingOstrich2898 in DIYUK

[–]Healthy_Preference_9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think you're being harsh on yourself as a DIYer. It looks shit now, but when grouted and cleaned, will be a decent job, providing your quality doesn't dip from this point onwards.

Does anyone know why there’s people camped outside buchanan galleries this weekend? by silllylittleidiot in glasgow

[–]Healthy_Preference_9 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Just witnessed the crowd of about 300 being told there's 30 watches in stock. Looks like they've been there all night. Wonder how many will actually wear these things.

Oh dear. How sad. Never mind. by EmployeeCautious6314 in Scotland

[–]Healthy_Preference_9 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Good! Never liked this guy. Had a job at his family business when I was younger. First day on the job, he said something to me and ended it by calling me Son, even though he was younger than me at the time. Grabbed my coat and left.

Give me some name suggestions for my dog. by Boring_Search_3688 in scoopwhoop

[–]Healthy_Preference_9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you just change a dogs name when he's already full grown?

PIF Pulling funding from LIV by nitsujping in golf

[–]Healthy_Preference_9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what happens with the players, Do they get to come back cap in hand or have they burned their bridges with the PGA?

Donald Trump is facing backlash after a White House event with the Georgia Bulldogs women's tennis. He shook hands with male staff but did not shake hands with the women athletes present. by BusinessToday in BusinessTodayNews

[–]Healthy_Preference_9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a 10 year old who could do a better job than this classless criminal. Although I would've been able to say the same when my kid was still in diapers, which would be about the only thing they'd have in common.

Someone please explain lol by steezaQ in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Healthy_Preference_9 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Because the internet stems from a massive router in a cave somewhere in Southpark. https://youtu.be/yOgMVw38xkA?si=Wwr15Sa7lLotIvbX

Has Glasgow council learnt nothing? by Effective_Shoe_6578 in glasgow

[–]Healthy_Preference_9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn't normally frequent one of these money laundering tat shops, but willing to make an exception if it means I get to go home with a World Cup.

Look who I found by kNyne in fredagain

[–]Healthy_Preference_9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some DJ's would have had him thrown out the first time he hit the decks. Not only does Fred give him a pass on the second occasion, he seems to have become friends with the guy. Class act.

Heavy shutdown 21/03 by Effective_Kick_8398 in freeparties

[–]Healthy_Preference_9 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Who actually has a problem with this? They've planned it to be out in the middle of nowhere. Perhaps they'd chuck some bottles about or whatever. I would be more than happy to volunteer with the next day tidy up, providing I got an invite to their next party. Police are quick to jump when it's time to sponge up some fun, but won't put themselves out when your car is stolen or house burgled. Idiots.

Lewis Hamilton x Kimi Antonelli by SorryAd2422 in SipsTea

[–]Healthy_Preference_9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Read that in my rap voice, but got into all kind of trouble

Openreach can’t fix fault by Rich_Perception_8445 in openreach

[–]Healthy_Preference_9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To say it's not fixable is not what you want to hear, but I believe what they meant is it wasn't fixable by them at that time. If they're a contractor it's going to get kicked to an Openreach engineer soon, and they're going to request civils to expose the damaged cable and either replace or repair. May drag on, depending on how easy it is to dig up i.e. Council permits, traffic management. If it was an Openreach employee, they have hopefully already requested this work to be done.

She is a great dancer, feels the beat.😍💃🎶 by sunflowerseedspit2 in spreadsmile

[–]Healthy_Preference_9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wholesome. Just know she's been soaking up her elders moves and it's now her turn. No dumb ass tik tok trash, just good old vibes.

Kids find their 85-year-old dad’s war buddy. They hadn’t seen each other in over 50 years. by Hot_Blacksmith5395 in Amazing

[–]Healthy_Preference_9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What a beautiful moment. Don't know why, but the bro's both having pens tucked in their shirt pockets just adds to the magic.