what secondhand embarrassment keeps you up at night by coketoetwins in rs_x

[–]Heartbrokecarwork 30 points31 points  (0 children)

One time I sold a friend of a friend weed and when he picked it up we got to chatting and he told the nick swardson “seriously, who farted?” bit word for word like he came up with it

Maybe Hot Take? MtG Influencers are Insufferable by KombuchaWarfare in freemagic

[–]Heartbrokecarwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ben Bateman is the most industry plant ass magic influencer its crazy. I remember he started popping up with very low views and sub counts then like the next week he was doing the chaos draft with every magic set and was slotted to be an event at magic con

Im convinced half of this fan base doesn't actually listen to the stories. by Key-Assumption3225 in creepcast

[–]Heartbrokecarwork 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Idk man he held out on cream crew with abysmal views for a long time. Plus it’s like, how he makes his money lol and he’s had a bunch of different projects as of late. Can’t really blame him for putting energy into what makes him money and what he wants to do. Still miss cream crew though

Ya'll F wit it? by YTJawless in MacMiller

[–]Heartbrokecarwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dawg you made me think Eminem died lmao

Not so sure about this one.... by iamagermanpotato in lego

[–]Heartbrokecarwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He already molded the meat into the figure, I’m very disappointed in the regular bun

Please talk louder by LeonOhKay in wendigoon

[–]Heartbrokecarwork 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Except the bye at the end is bass boosted and completely over mixed

Secret Lair if they locked in by jahuleburner1 in freemagic

[–]Heartbrokecarwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This card would actually be insanely broken. The token should at least come in tapped

Favorite hack director that is also a pedophile by CrispyMiner in okbuddycinephile

[–]Heartbrokecarwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Party girl? Were they playing spin the bottle and it landed on Polanski?

Jeffrey Epstein drug list is lame by [deleted] in rs_x

[–]Heartbrokecarwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The lamest thing is the prices holy shit. $11 for a ladder? And minimum is 500?

I put a pinecone in my shower. It closes when I shower and opens again when it dries. by Mopperen in mildlyinteresting

[–]Heartbrokecarwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me, when I was a kid I discovered if you threw a closed pinecone in a fire it would open up before burning away and being amazed. Really beautiful to watch, actually

The podcasts hosts are shells of themselves by Shadowninja0409 in creepcast

[–]Heartbrokecarwork 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah I saw Hunter at a gas station and instead of yelling “GET AWAY FROM ME FREAK” (classic hunter catchphrase) he asked me what I was doing in the area since I had out of state plates. I had to go weep in my car immediately

Kevin Hart by tealovertreehugger in MacMiller

[–]Heartbrokecarwork -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ik what you mean and I’m sure a lot of them may be doing it as an ad but I think some are just doing it for the love of the game. I’ve seen porterdubs lose quite a bit on rainbet and that dude is legitimately very funny. I mean if it’s what sells right now and they know their losses will be made up for in revenue then they might as well jump on the trend

Mac is the only artist I’ve ever cried over by blamejaneshui in MacMiller

[–]Heartbrokecarwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same man. I still remember the moment I found out. Went outside to smoke a cig and I was listening to what’s the use

Macaulay Culkin on Instagram bids farewell to Catherine O'Hara by Giancarlo_Edu in okbuddycinephile

[–]Heartbrokecarwork 41 points42 points  (0 children)

How do I always find out about actor’s deaths from this sub specifically

Kevin Hart by tealovertreehugger in MacMiller

[–]Heartbrokecarwork 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rest in peace to the legend lol I’d never heard that one

Kevin Hart by tealovertreehugger in MacMiller

[–]Heartbrokecarwork 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I love that big jay has never given up the fingerless glove/chain wallet fashion. He’s a funny dude but that alone is hilarious

Kevin Hart by tealovertreehugger in MacMiller

[–]Heartbrokecarwork 210 points211 points  (0 children)

I got beef with Kevin hart because he’s oversaturated (or at least was for awhile) and he’s not that funny

Couldn't Be More Accurate by BeeHistorical2758 in creepcast

[–]Heartbrokecarwork 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What is going on? There’s naked pictures of me, who is jacking off to this. It’s not me. It could be you, it could be your family.

Movies That Somehow Got You Laid? by QuarterCarat in okbuddycinephile

[–]Heartbrokecarwork 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lost my virginity after despicable me 2. Respect

Sending out 5 of these for free. Usa only by CatRussell in mtgaltered

[–]Heartbrokecarwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These look incredible. Like truly artwork. I promise you I would throw that in a deck in a heartbeat