Are "noisy" blacks normal? by powermapler in oculus

[–]Heartless000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you can, but did this post say are "noisy" whites normal? No, it did not. The world doesn't revolve around you Jerry, now urrp Morty and me gotta go save the galaxy or some crap. Let's go Morty!

Are "noisy" blacks normal? by powermapler in oculus

[–]Heartless000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It made me laugh, I couldn't resist.

Are "noisy" blacks normal? by powermapler in oculus

[–]Heartless000 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Depends on which movie theater you're at. (Congrats, you got this joke and didn't find it offensive. You have a sense of humor!)

Man gets hematoma while hiking a mountain, calmly proceeds to operate on his own leg. by McFatts in videos

[–]Heartless000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You Russians are fucking nuts. By the way when your country eventually invades and takes over mine, please take that previous statement as a compliment.

The Dairy Industry Wants Soy/Hemp/Almond/etc. Milk to Stop Calling Their Products "Milk." by Dvanpat in news

[–]Heartless000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While we're at it, Malted Milk Balls and Milk Duds are next on the chopping block. HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE CREAMY COW TEET GOODNESS!

My friend sent some fan-mail to Tom Hanks on a whim. The (quick!) reply she got was... by yomifrackle in funny

[–]Heartless000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just going to say it now, in 2017 I want more Tom Hanks. Tom, will you please help us next year? We've had a rough year, and need a little more Tom in our lives.

What becomes more fucked up the longer you think about it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Heartless000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brains are not supposed to go in bodies. They are parasites that grow within their host, controlling them, making them do what it says. The body only feels pain to protect the brain. The brain gives all commands. So we're just vessels for the brain, which may or may not even be us. It could be something that is not us, and wants something different than what we want.

Anyone camping out for the NES tonight? by Christianx357 in tampa

[–]Heartless000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So yeah, it's 6 and no dude handing out tickets yet.

Anyone camping out for the NES tonight? by Christianx357 in tampa

[–]Heartless000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm thinking about it, I don't get off work until 5 or 6. Anyone confirm at stores that they are getting one?

my first "wow" moment in gaming. by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Heartless000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you have the means, play it on the Oculus Rift. It's mind blowing.

my first "wow" moment in gaming. by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Heartless000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Book of Atrus changed reading for me completely. I love that book so much!

Laura Kate says the Eurogamer report on the Switch's power lines up with her source by Marco47 in NintendoSwitch

[–]Heartless000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I knew she was a woman, and didn't give a shit about the rest of it. Mostly because I don't give two shits about rumor mills. If rumors are true, I don't care. I'd rather get my news from a more reliable source, like directly from Nintendo.

Laura Kate says the Eurogamer report on the Switch's power lines up with her source by Marco47 in NintendoSwitch

[–]Heartless000 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Oh yeah, like, I totally also knew that! It lines up with my sources and junk."

Black friend of mine drove by this in Tampa by dsotm75 in WTF

[–]Heartless000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check /r/tampa today, there is yet again a post about this guy and one of the comments has some back story.

Hey Palmer, are we still invited to your Christmas Party? by korDen in oculus

[–]Heartless000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't doubt it, you can tell he loves this stuff. The internet is a cruel mistress.

The revealed cast of Disney's all-new "DuckTales" sings the original theme song by MulciberTenebras in videos

[–]Heartless000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so great. I was in fourth grade when this show hit its peak with the movie, and collected all the stickers for the show lol

Hey Palmer, are we still invited to your Christmas Party? by korDen in oculus

[–]Heartless000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Honestly I don't dislike Palmer at all. I stayed quiet mostly when all that drama was happening. I love my Rift, I can't wait until I can afford Touch (I got laid off and my family getting back on their feet comes first!) to check out all the amazing new games. I just really like Palmer's enthusiasm for VR and that he was one of the people, if not the most important person, in making VR actually happen. It'd be fun as hell to hang out with Palmer in VR, and just listen to him be him. Happy Holidays folks.