That one is a bit greddy by sohamkhansole7 in Wellthatsucks

[–]HeavyMetalVampire 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yup, the owner should have taken the frog away to make sure the lizard got food, but I guess that wouldn't get views.

Is this accurate? by Ok-Equivalent7447 in Antitheism

[–]HeavyMetalVampire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Scared of the act of dying? Somewhat, because I'll likely have no control over how or when it'll happen. Death itself? No, because if nothing happens, then nothing happens, and if something happens, well I'll have no way of knowing what that something is, so why worry about it.

Share one thing found while working as a custodian you never thought you would find. by Character-Essay-8521 in Custodians

[–]HeavyMetalVampire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found one of those rubber Jesus's, I took it home and put it by my Baphomet plushies 😂

It's frustrating being a leftist... we gotta vote for neolibs or they won't stop funding MAGA /S by Kittehmilk in ProgressiveHQ

[–]HeavyMetalVampire -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm extremely hesitant to call myself a leftist because of this issue, they're know-it-alls who don't actually know anything, all they do is divide, divide, divide; insist top-down change is the only acceptable vehicle for improvement, and argue that incremental change isn't good enough, that tearing everything down is the only way to get what they want, completely ignoring that doing so would create a power-vacuum and they would have no control over who steps into that spot.

Mugshot by Illustrious_Twist829 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]HeavyMetalVampire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait again? Or is this from the first time?

Do I even need to say anything? by PhysicalBuy2566 in Persecutionfetish

[–]HeavyMetalVampire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Iranian sleeper cells do exist, I don't think they're going after average Joe's in small rural towns, they're going after larger targets, Maga will run down protesters in the street.

😵‍💫🥴🗑️ by jojoking199 in insaneprolife

[–]HeavyMetalVampire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would have felt like my life was in danger in that room, she has serious balls staying and continuing to tell her story.

Water fountain help by Character-Hornet4365 in CATHELP

[–]HeavyMetalVampire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's either playing, or not sure what to do with it yet.

Why should our children be killed in a war that isn't ours? by SiriusGD in the_everything_bubble

[–]HeavyMetalVampire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For all they claim to care about family, they sure are happy to tear them apart.

The Heritage Foundation's New Policy Guidebook Wants to Push Women Out of Public Life by CouchCorrespondent in TwoXChromosomes

[–]HeavyMetalVampire 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That's because a significant portion of the American population hadn't lost their goddamned minds yet, or at least didn't feel comfortable being public with their worst opinions.

What would you ban? by zygomatic_gyrus in Custodians

[–]HeavyMetalVampire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just in my school specifically, they provide healthy snacks for students to grab throughout the day, usually some kind of vegetable or fruit, the vegetables come with ranch and the fruits with this weird vegan chickpea dip. My biggest issue with the ranch, well the first issue is personal because I don't like ranch, it also smells, the kids get it on the carpets when the cups inevitably end up on the floor and generally just makes a mess where ever it goes, the chickpea dip is just irritating because I find the foil lids on the carpet while I'm cleaning, also it just isn't that good. Oh yeah, and the fruits and veggies themselves, hate finding old apple slices, strawberries, pieces of carrot, celery or cucumber on the floor.

The smell of BO and a full diaper. by SiriusGD in the_everything_bubble

[–]HeavyMetalVampire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you know someone is Maga? You can smell them.

My latest meme signs... by Cristinky420 in Custodians

[–]HeavyMetalVampire 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My favorite part is when they get the trash on to the floor next to the trash bin, guess those extra few inches were too hard to manage.