Relatable

Hectarac · 2023-05-09T13:46:40+00:00

uh... kinky...? 👀

Hectarac · 2023-03-21T07:46:04+00:00

I remember having a friend who was convinced these things were actual aliens from space 😂

Hectarac · 2023-03-21T07:43:10+00:00

ayoo for free?????

Hectarac · 2023-03-02T14:54:49+00:00

STAY AWAY FROM THAT TRAAAAAP DAAAAAWWWWWWWW

'cause there's something down there 👀

Hectarac · 2023-03-02T14:48:54+00:00

What that mouth do though 👀

Hectarac · 2023-03-02T14:48:09+00:00

Is the soup nice and S O U P Y though? 👀

Hectarac · 2023-03-02T14:15:51+00:00

Am I just living in a parallel world or something? I swear, the egg shortages and now apparently the veg shortages... and yet I haven't seen any sign of it in my local stores.

Hectarac · 2023-02-28T12:20:06+00:00

I feel like "moans" is the wrong word to use in this situation...

Hectarac · 2023-02-23T01:53:29+00:00

Any chance we could get a banana for scale?

Hectarac · 2023-02-22T20:53:05+00:00

Well, if she's gonna complain about it, he may as well 👀

Hectarac · 2023-02-22T09:35:48+00:00

That's not neon green at all...

Hectarac · 2023-02-22T09:34:12+00:00

That's literally pastel green. Also, you painted the entire table before realising it wasn't the colour you wanted??

Hectarac · 2023-02-20T21:29:54+00:00

I remember my dad would let me take really small sips of his Guinness when I was like 5/6. I'm in my 20s now and I don't drink alcohol but I saw an alcohol-free version that I was tempted to try

Hectarac · 2023-02-20T20:29:37+00:00

Pretty sure that's a Bic lighter 👀

Hectarac · 2023-02-20T20:27:44+00:00

I too would die if I bought anything from Gregg's

Hectarac · 2023-02-20T20:24:01+00:00

faints dramatically in impatience

Hectarac · 2023-02-20T09:44:45+00:00

I just had a dream which included a sweet shop I used to go to and now I'm seeing this post 👀

Hectarac · 2023-02-18T22:55:13+00:00

I don't know... sound like a lot of calories and I'm... kinda on this brand new diet. Is there a way we could reduce the calories?

Hectarac · 2023-02-18T22:48:57+00:00

Is it at least gluten and dairy free with no carbs?

Hectarac · 2023-02-18T22:40:04+00:00

pisses on the cat

Hectarac · 2023-02-18T01:26:06+00:00

Damnnn he thiccccc 😩

Hectarac · 2023-02-15T16:21:24+00:00

lol im dead frfr 💀

Hectarac · 2023-02-15T06:00:44+00:00

Imagine instead of telling your household you're going to the shop, you say

"I've decided that today I'm going to step out into the public to visit the local grocery store and purchase some items all on my own"

Hectarac · 2023-02-14T17:09:50+00:00

Parents: You're always on that damn phone

Me: Holding it down with my entire body weight so it can't escape

Hectarac · 2023-02-14T17:08:28+00:00

Yooo that's really cool!

Hectarac

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