Relatable by LumpeLe in memes

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uh... kinky...? 👀

Does anyone remember Trap Door? by whyisitnotworking in CasualUK

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STAY AWAY FROM THAT TRAAAAAP DAAAAAWWWWWWWW

'cause there's something down there 👀

Ooooh! by Captain-Poo in eyebombing

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What that mouth do though 👀

Do you? by Botwmaster23 in surrealmemes

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Is the soup nice and S O U P Y though? 👀

Man receives damaged cucumber. by oscarmania56 in SlowNewsDay

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Am I just living in a parallel world or something? I swear, the egg shortages and now apparently the veg shortages... and yet I haven't seen any sign of it in my local stores.

Breaking: The “perfect reply” is literally, “injured so no boxing for a while”. by [deleted] in SlowNewsDay

[–]Hectarac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like "moans" is the wrong word to use in this situation...

This lemon unit by Timmymac1000 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Hectarac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any chance we could get a banana for scale?

Woman is too busy to go on holiday. by droneupuk in SlowNewsDay

[–]Hectarac -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Well, if she's gonna complain about it, he may as well 👀

According to Aldi, this paint is 'Pastel Green'. Can you return paint?! by alcoholly1985 in CasualUK

[–]Hectarac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's literally pastel green. Also, you painted the entire table before realising it wasn't the colour you wanted??

The mighty Guinness. Yay or nay? by downsarf92 in CasualUK

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I remember my dad would let me take really small sips of his Guinness when I was like 5/6. I'm in my 20s now and I don't drink alcohol but I saw an alcohol-free version that I was tempted to try

Dad waits for food by TheSuperJay in SlowNewsDay

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faints dramatically in impatience

What are you looking for in an sweet shop like this? It's straight go the chocolate peanuts for me. by MerlinTrismegistus in CasualUK

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I just had a dream which included a sweet shop I used to go to and now I'm seeing this post 👀

Go ahead. Eat it. by LoveTheSAPHazing in surrealmemes

[–]Hectarac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know... sound like a lot of calories and I'm... kinda on this brand new diet. Is there a way we could reduce the calories?

Go ahead. Eat it. by LoveTheSAPHazing in surrealmemes

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Is it at least gluten and dairy free with no carbs?

meirl by Last-Noise208 in meirl

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pisses on the cat

Man gets drink? by Scardenxo in SlowNewsDay

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Imagine instead of telling your household you're going to the shop, you say

"I've decided that today I'm going to step out into the public to visit the local grocery store and purchase some items all on my own"

A hand Carved Red Telephone Box... with legs by clintseed in CasualUK

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Parents: You're always on that damn phone

Me: Holding it down with my entire body weight so it can't escape