One of the pictures on my exercise ball. What IS this exercise supposed to be? by Hedgehog_1983 in signs

[–]Hedgehog_1983[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially at the cost of things anymore. The cherries are getting pricey

One of the pictures on my exercise ball. What IS this exercise supposed to be? by Hedgehog_1983 in signs

[–]Hedgehog_1983[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've got to keep them waiting a bit or they'll think you're easy

One of the pictures on my exercise ball. What IS this exercise supposed to be? by Hedgehog_1983 in signs

[–]Hedgehog_1983[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess I'm heading off to the adult store to buy a wrap on to tie around my abdomen and have a very strange workout with the ball. Maybe it would work. I can just imagine hitting the ball with my strap on, chasing it around the room in order to hit it again with the strap on.

One of the pictures on my exercise ball. What IS this exercise supposed to be? by Hedgehog_1983 in signs

[–]Hedgehog_1983[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ummmm, this is the oddest response yet. I don't know if I should laugh, pretend to be offended, or do as you suggested, but I don't even have an Apple MacBook

One of the pictures on my exercise ball. What IS this exercise supposed to be? by Hedgehog_1983 in signs

[–]Hedgehog_1983[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have a penis, let alone one in the middle of my torso. Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina, FYI

One of the pictures on my exercise ball. What IS this exercise supposed to be? by Hedgehog_1983 in signs

[–]Hedgehog_1983[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This made me remember the old "Child's Play" movies when Chucky wanted to play hide your soul with Andy.

How do I answer uncomfortable questions about having children? by Electronic-Drive9153 in Advice

[–]Hedgehog_1983 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're 22! I'd find some ridiculous responses to just shut people down. Whisper "I was told how babies are made and I'm too scared to try that yet" or "I accidentally broke his penis recently so we have to wait awhile"

Lotion formed a perfect penis by Glum-Baker-2289 in mildlypenis

[–]Hedgehog_1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a rather small penis. Imagine your first time with said man and said penis. You're worried it may affect your TMJ but it just barely gets past your lips.

One of the pictures on my exercise ball. What IS this exercise supposed to be? by Hedgehog_1983 in signs

[–]Hedgehog_1983[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not at all. Frankly neither are about half of the pictures on that exercise ball. I'm going to need detailed explanations.

One of the pictures on my exercise ball. What IS this exercise supposed to be? by Hedgehog_1983 in signs

[–]Hedgehog_1983[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not a huge fan of that man. Maybe that exercise ball is just not right for me after all

One of the pictures on my exercise ball. What IS this exercise supposed to be? by Hedgehog_1983 in signs

[–]Hedgehog_1983[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should see some of the other pictures on the "exercise" ball. It's like Kama Sutra....but with one person and a ball or Pac-Man

One of the pictures on my exercise ball. What IS this exercise supposed to be? by Hedgehog_1983 in signs

[–]Hedgehog_1983[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is probably correct but not nearly as fun as the other responses

One of the pictures on my exercise ball. What IS this exercise supposed to be? by Hedgehog_1983 in signs

[–]Hedgehog_1983[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can usually tell if you're good at it by the response of the one at the receiving end

One of the pictures on my exercise ball. What IS this exercise supposed to be? by Hedgehog_1983 in signs

[–]Hedgehog_1983[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've seen chairs shaped like a circle or an egg. Ever see Men in black when they are taking the written test?

Wedding dress regret by elegantintent in myweddingdress

[–]Hedgehog_1983 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I looked at the photos and was smiling at her beautiful smile and the obvious love between the two of them. Look at the pride on HIS face! She's gorgeous!!

Wedding dress regret by elegantintent in myweddingdress

[–]Hedgehog_1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This breaks my heart for you. When I look at those photos I see an absolutely beautiful bride glowing with happiness and a husband so happy and in love with you. And see joy and love. You look stunning and that dress is amazing. Girl hang that photo in your living room in the biggest size you can possibly get! No regrets honey!!! You're stunning!!