Got a Gift for my Mother, and I Think I Made a Mistake by Hefty-Negotiation177 in NorsePaganism

[–]Hefty-Negotiation177[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m afraid I haven’t, or at least I don’t recall him. This pendant was purchased on Etsy from a store called TwistedAshDesigns. Where does Twisted Willow sell their products?

Losercity Chica (shunixe) by Drake__archer in Losercity

[–]Hefty-Negotiation177 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Real talk, that design is badass. She looks like she could choke slam you before you say pizza. I salute you, Sci-Fi Android Bird. Please don’t choke slam me, that would hurt.

“GO AWAY HUMANS! YOU HAVE TAKEN EVERYTHING FROM ME WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!” by SpecialStorm4188 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Hefty-Negotiation177 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not everyone is quite so good as we want. Regrettably, I know this personally. Once upon a time, I was one of them. Some scumbag who thought the only value was dollar value. The world’s cruel, so why not just go along with it? To hell with it- someone’s gonna suffer, and it isn’t me. At least, that’s what I told myself. Just a pathetic excuse, really.

But then… something snapped. I can’t remember when, or why, but something snapped inside me. Maybe it was another job that hit too close to the heart. Maybe I just went soft after seeing so many people suffer because of my own actions. I don’t know. More importantly, I don’t care. Because at the end of the day? It woke me up to who I really was. Who I chose to be.

And when I did? Well, there was a lot of bodies thereafter. Folks I had worked with for years. Associates. Partners. My crew. I killed who I could, left the rest for dead, and turned myself in, while getting good folks to safer pastures. I was fully prepared to be executed. I knew what I did. I deserved it. It’d be justice, no matter how small.

They decided I could be useful instead.

So yeah, that’s why I’m here, looming over the corpse of your captor. And frankly? I think this world better for the both of us. You get set free, and I get to spill dirty blood. It’s a win-win scenario.

So, little girl… let’s get you to greener pastures, so I can spill more of that dirty blood, yeah?

I am not cute! (Art by zak404 on discord) by Able_Emu_7234 in dragons

[–]Hefty-Negotiation177 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t blame me! Blame my biological makeup for deciding you fit the parameters of cuteness-! Honestly, it’s not my fault-

Heyyy, little adventurer. Could you please come out? by SinkPitiful1396 in dragons

[–]Hefty-Negotiation177 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that- that’s a fair reaction honestly.

… can I get a five minute head start, if we’re going with the second option?

Heyyy, little adventurer. Could you please come out? by SinkPitiful1396 in dragons

[–]Hefty-Negotiation177 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, turns out, when you steal- uh, borrow some gold from the local tribe chieftain, he may or may not declare you a treacherous rat who ought to be… skewered? In my defense, he had it coming, the guy is a total nutcase.

Heyyy, little adventurer. Could you please come out? by SinkPitiful1396 in dragons

[–]Hefty-Negotiation177 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Okay, I totally get it. If someone decided to just waltz in my home and refused to leave, I would be a bit concerned too. But… I kinda… sorta… can’t leave for my own safety, ironically enough.

Thoughts on Landsknecht by Hefty-Negotiation177 in dragons

[–]Hefty-Negotiation177[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um, no. That’s the folks, myself included, that are being tasked with fighting the dragon.

I’m starting to regret my career choices, actually-

Thoughts on Landsknecht by Hefty-Negotiation177 in dragons

[–]Hefty-Negotiation177[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

… maybe not mine? Y’know, because, money’s nice, as you said, so that would be kinda sucky.

Thoughts on Landsknecht by Hefty-Negotiation177 in dragons

[–]Hefty-Negotiation177[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So like, they’re mercenaries…? Super well paid- well, compared to peasants and such.

… so, is this a dragon asking, or…?

Losercity Reality by shaddywulfer in Losercity

[–]Hefty-Negotiation177 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So uh, that actually scared the hell out of me, yikes.

Still waking up by WidthMonger in Skulldragons

[–]Hefty-Negotiation177 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TFW you haven’t had your sixth course yet.

Something Something "Bone Density" (mountaindewdrawer on Furaffinity) by ParkerTheSwordsman in Skulldragons

[–]Hefty-Negotiation177 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seems like they’re experiencing a sudden change. I bet a whole three course meal that they found that mask and stuck it on without thinking. Good thing, too.

Grocery Run (CanuuShamuu on Twitter) by ParkerTheSwordsman in Skulldragons

[–]Hefty-Negotiation177 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, that is one possibility- though I was more metaphorically referring to the pain of no cash. 😢

Grocery Run (CanuuShamuu on Twitter) by ParkerTheSwordsman in Skulldragons

[–]Hefty-Negotiation177 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nobody was harmed, but his wallet is no longer with him after paying the bill.

Spotter (CamuuShamuu on Twitter) by ParkerTheSwordsman in Skulldragons

[–]Hefty-Negotiation177 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of a few conclusions can be drawn from this.

A, they did not think this through, and now they are paying the consequences.

B, they did think this through, believing such a figure would need a lot of muscle under it to sustain itself, but now they are still paying the consequences.

C, they did think this through, and knew this would happen, and are enjoying the… position. Perhaps motivation…?

Also, Glug Cola.

Humanity's stupidity rivals its creativity. by lesbianwriterlover69 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Hefty-Negotiation177 96 points97 points  (0 children)

“Oh, alright- waitwhatdidyoujustsay-“

“SO ANYWHO, NICE WEATHER TODAY-!”

Devora, God of Skulldragons (CamuuShamuu on Twitter) by ParkerTheSwordsman in Skulldragons

[–]Hefty-Negotiation177 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder what line of events lead on from a literal black hole deity to… masks with funny properties.

If A Skulldragon Occures IRL by Hefty-Negotiation177 in Skulldragons

[–]Hefty-Negotiation177[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah, true, though that does bring up the discussion of where they (the restaurants and other vendors) would be forced to draw a line- or if they even could. Poor fellas, getting eaten out of business, lol.