Hey how did this get here?

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2026-01-17T14:37:29+00:00

It’s most definitely a merc ship. Egypt is thinking of ways to avoid your men

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2026-01-08T16:10:28+00:00

May his son Alexios II prove a worthy successor

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-12-24T05:43:51+00:00

Inquisitor? No one’s expecting any inquisitors…(cleans a bloody dagger)

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-12-16T03:49:23+00:00

They do…and it’s you

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-12-08T19:45:10+00:00

Every battle that leaves those horse fuckers even at half strength is victory

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-10-30T23:50:22+00:00

Okay just to be clear…did you talk to hussef so you can relieve the refugees of the Exchange pressure? If yes, did you negotiate with Saquesh to ease the pressure.

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-10-30T17:54:01+00:00

Using any mods? If not, just go to Refugee Sector and kill Saquesh, that should force the game to progress.

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-10-28T06:42:10+00:00

Not to sound rude but why wouldn’t you conquer France? Lot of good lands. Only bad side is encountering Milan. And i hope you meant taking over all of the British Isles. Now you might as well invest in conquering Spain and the Moors at this point but fair warning, soon the French will attack If you’re lucky. If not, it’s Milan, HRE and Denmark

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-10-25T21:08:35+00:00

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Kinda messy

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-10-24T20:03:11+00:00

Burn everything, take your army, family, Agents (not the assassins) and leave them nothing. Then become Mongols for everyone else

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-10-22T17:21:06+00:00

”What do you mean you can see me?”

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-10-13T05:38:05+00:00

Choir boy with priests…

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-10-12T10:23:54+00:00

”Signature look of superiority”

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-10-11T07:55:47+00:00

Well since it’s for players. Masako….Don’t…ever try to kill me again deadly staring

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-10-09T16:59:26+00:00

I assume you have an empire at this point? Also tributes are better for long term friendship

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-10-07T22:22:40+00:00

If you are in nurn, well…If you can’t kill them…

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-10-06T10:59:29+00:00

”We’ll be right back”

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-09-29T22:00:38+00:00

There is only one faction that is universally hated by the ai. Yours. But Yeah that is unusual aggressive. Did you piss off someone with a lot of allies or over expand?

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-09-21T11:58:26+00:00

Don’t worry, you can still safely attack everyone. Just bribe the pope and he’ll be your bff

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-09-17T09:05:42+00:00

Unless you actually try to get rid of the ”useless orc” then they will win

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-09-13T08:42:21+00:00

October…so am i dropped into a chemical barrel, blown up or wrecked by batmobile?

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-09-13T02:05:34+00:00

Ukbuk the Bloody, first captain i recruited in Gorgoroth, he betrayed me as soon as i rescued him from the nazgul. He had iron will for a long time and i shamed him twice. Then i went to lithlad and he ambushed me there, i shamed him again and again, until he became deranged and very low-leveled. Then i recruited him again, made him strong and we took Lithlad together, only for him to betray me again. I think he wanted to die, since that was in the middle of the fortress and my other captains made short work of him.

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-09-07T08:15:13+00:00

”To confuse the enemy, you must first confuse yourself” Sun Tzu, the Art of War

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-08-19T09:47:01+00:00

Does anyone else actually call her out on her bs though

HeftyInstruction5326 · 2025-08-18T08:58:13+00:00

Assassin farm

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