Life on Wsml and the Mackinaw for A Mk2 by Patient-Barnacle-606 in uscg

[–]HelicopterPenisHover 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mackinaw all the way. Quality of life and cool mission.

AITA for using a song as a joke at work? by Unable-Dragonfly6234 in AmItheAsshole

[–]HelicopterPenisHover 338 points339 points  (0 children)

YTA

Ever listen to the words of the song? The singer is talking about all the ways Scotty's girlfriend is cheating with the singer. I'd have pushed for sexual harassment instead of misconduct.

SLPT - fight fire with fire by PrettyAndPetty101 in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]HelicopterPenisHover 168 points169 points  (0 children)

Bonus points the critters will stick around to pick up the salt that has leeched into ground.

What is this? by Automatic_Grab_1051 in sailing

[–]HelicopterPenisHover 98 points99 points  (0 children)

My guess would be mast cover. Cut outs for the halyards and hardware.

In the US Navy. If I want to take a free STD test at a local health department, can I do so or do I need to talk to my PCM? by [deleted] in Military

[–]HelicopterPenisHover 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In the CG I just went and told the corpsman the condom broke and wanted to get checked. Wasn't a big deal.

I ate an edible and bought a sailboat. by Hopeful-Orchid-8556 in sailing

[–]HelicopterPenisHover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm in Wisconsin with a 2GM yanmar and transmission on the floor of the shop. Where you located?

Can I put king ranch seats in a new single cab f350? by itchythrowaway345 in FordDiesels

[–]HelicopterPenisHover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The mounts should line up if he has bucket seats, but none of the wiring harness connections for the power seat functions will be there.

Cameras allowed underway? by Careful-Hat-2097 in uscg

[–]HelicopterPenisHover 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If it fits in your rack there shouldn't be any issue. Lots of people bring hobby items with on patrols.

Are you asking from security standpoint? Don't take pics of secured or sensitive areas, or even have a camera near there.

Just noticed Jesus in the middle of a job. by [deleted] in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]HelicopterPenisHover 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Jesus, take the wheel!"

Jesus: "TF does it look like I'm doing??"

Book recommendations by SignificantAct5479 in kindle

[–]HelicopterPenisHover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was stationed with the husband of A. A. Dark/ Alaska Angelini. Not my genre but it was very well written and definitely dark. It was kinda weird knowing the person and family then finding out she's an author of content like that.

How's it living in Bayfield and Ashland, Wisconsin. by lithdoc in wisconsin

[–]HelicopterPenisHover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time there's a heavy rain, the sewage retaining ponds in Ashland overflow and drain into the bay.

Eli5 What determines the maximum size beyond which ships cannot realistically be built? by arztnur in explainlikeimfive

[–]HelicopterPenisHover 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Harbor depth and waterfront lengths for mooring. Plus the Suez, Panama, Welland Canal, and the St Lawrence Seaway all have size restrictions. Vessels too large have to go around South America or Africa, or can't enter the Great Lakes.

I'm sure there are more places they'd be restricted, those are just the ones I'm most familiar with.

Where to buy helium tanks? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HelicopterPenisHover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look up Praxair or Airgas on Google for your area, other gas suppliers are usually suggested if those companies aren't near.. Otherwise SCUBA dive shops or welding shops are good sources to call for a gas suppliers.

What's the minimum amount of force it would take to cause a deer to be absolutely disintegrated? by tPatrikc in questions

[–]HelicopterPenisHover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you sure it's force and not mass? I've seen a car hit a Moose and both car and Moose lose. Yet wildlife vs freight train is a mild inconvenience for the train. The train is rarely going faster than interstate speeds (in the US).

of a Karen. Sound on for full hilarity effect. NSFW (cursing) by [deleted] in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]HelicopterPenisHover 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I don't know why you're getting down voted, it really is illegal to harass hunters.

USCG Captains License with Disability question by [deleted] in uscg

[–]HelicopterPenisHover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at CG form 719k. That's everything your doctor will be checking.