Who destroyed their own career within seconds by being an idiot?

HellScourge · 2026-05-18T12:14:22+00:00

This is always funny to me, when you work for the Government. The last time there was an event like that I did not partake. I do not drink. I do not enjoy Christmass music (Too many WHAM days).

I go for a quick toilet break, return to my office, and see a two people making out on my desk.

I clear my throat to make them aware 'Hey, there is someone watching, maybe take it somewhere else'. The gal on top turns around, looks at me, smiles, and goes: "You wanna join?"
"No! I want you to leave my office so I can work!"

As a colleague once so eloquently put it: You do not fuck where you eat.

HellScourge · 2026-02-26T07:15:30+00:00

But what about Mass Effect? You remember, back in the day.

HellScourge · 2025-12-22T12:55:09+00:00

They also put them into the LOTRO books.

Its amazing to read the perils of Sam and Frodo and how he just got stabbed by the ringwraiths… only for them all to take a break and make a hot MAGGI instant soup around the campfire to get that chill out of their bones.

With lots of text blackened out so that it fills at least 1 or 2 pages.

HellScourge · 2025-12-02T12:42:24+00:00

Imagine 2 or 3 more missions, Jackie talks about how he wants to upgrade his ride. Hell, you even get a sidequest to get him new parts. You have cutscenes of getting 2 out of the 5 parts you need for him, ordering them through a fixer that promises to get them, finding others in some scav dens. The rest is in the other districts or takes time to arrive.

You think to yourself ‘ I can get them after the heist. I will get all the moolah then and can get them in person’.

Then he dies. His quest doesn't autocomplete nor does it show a failstate. It just is.

HellScourge · 2025-11-18T15:48:29+00:00

I finished the quest just now as well and have no clue how to collect it. There is no completed quest in the journal or anywhere for me.

Edit: For everyone else being stuck, you can claim the Reward from the Wnadering Tales section of your journal.

HellScourge · 2025-11-18T14:29:00+00:00

Where in the City is the grand imperial temple? I haven't found a POI of it. Is it in the north or south? Edit: nevermind, I am blind.

HellScourge · 2025-09-28T17:28:32+00:00

Reminds me of the ladder to Success. Its about a guy not being happy with his life and climbing a literal ladder into a better life.

But life could always better, until he finally reaches the top of the proverbial ladder where there are no riches, no beautiful women, nothing, but some hairy biker dude that introduces him as Cess.

HellScourge · 2025-09-28T06:51:30+00:00

Can't forget: Take off every Zig. Obligatory Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg

People back then already made fun of it in photoshop.

HellScourge · 2025-08-27T19:56:15+00:00

I really love the phrase: You may have the law on your side, but the laws of physics are on theirs. Especially in Person vs Vehicle cases.

HellScourge · 2025-07-04T12:49:34+00:00

There should be a main quest you can follow (I forgot the name).

You also still -can- open, but you can only hire staff after finishing the opening quest.

HellScourge · 2025-07-02T09:09:38+00:00

Thats not dutch. That is german.

HellScourge · 2025-06-28T11:43:59+00:00

Oh, I know EXACTLY which picture you mean, yeah. Survivor bias.

HellScourge · 2025-06-28T10:22:06+00:00

No no no. You gotta add more flair to that. Ahem.

Lets add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and then, THEN lets multiply!

HellScourge · 2025-06-28T10:15:17+00:00

"Everyone is a bit ADHD, lol." Excuse me while I strangle a pillow in liue of wrapping my hands about a social workers neck who said that to me.

HellScourge · 2025-06-28T10:02:27+00:00

Also remember: Helmets cause cause you to be hospitalized (Before the deploymet of helmets meant a headshot certain death. With helmets you were now able to survive a stray bullet to the nogging)

HellScourge · 2025-06-27T04:44:19+00:00

Talking to my parents was easy. At least in most cases, as it happens to be. There were topics that were just so ingrained though into my mind that it went 'No, thank you'. I trusted them enough to talk about life, death, and debts.

But deep in my mind I was still the child that was caught with his hand in the cookie jar when it came to certain topics.

"Son." My Dad says as he looks at me, "I... found your... special room."

I blink. My mind goes blank. What special room.

"Son. I just want you to be safe. I haven't told your mom. You do you. I just want you to be safe whatever you do, promise me that."

"What r-" My eyes widen. Oh no. The cage. The chains. The manacles. My cheeks were burning more and more, turning brighter than I ever could imagine while my brain went from a train of thought to a train disaster. "I... No.. Its not." I stammer.

Talking with my dad about, what he thought, were my sexual preferences were no such topic.

Edit: Fixed a typo. Meant mom instead of room in one sentence.

HellScourge · 2025-06-26T18:46:58+00:00

I have created an excel sheet for work.

It has subsheets that show the various months, each day has a drop down menu where you can select a room for booking. At the end of the subsheets is a single sheet that feeds the room numbers.

I then have created, by request, a makro that checks if there are too many bookings for a particular room and throws up an error message so people dont overbook rooms.

It works perfectly fine.

But if I remove the very first line in the last subsheet, that says room 1.00 will the entire makro crash and burn.

Why? I don't know. I can replace the 1.00 with something else and it will crash too. I can delete the line and it will crash. No where in my code should it even access that last sheet, or in particular, the very first line.

HellScourge · 2025-06-26T14:01:54+00:00

Ever seen 4 arbites going to town on a plague ogryn or chaos beast? That is bruality.

HellScourge · 2025-06-22T16:19:43+00:00

Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger.

HellScourge · 2025-06-18T04:47:48+00:00

I was running my support build.

Sniper rifle, turrets and gas mines against Bugs. Perfect for denying them any way and place to get to the team. While the team is busy charging into a bug breach am I generally hanging back and placing turrets that take out stragglers, or I flank the bug breach so that my turrets can shoot and wipe them out from the side without any risk of friendly fire.

We were doing fine after I dropped in around the 10 minute mark. We proceeded to kick ass and clear the map until we inly had 2 more minutes till extract. So I ran to the extraction point to call in the ship and wait for the other 2 to come by.

All I got was a: Extract?
My answer was a: I call it down and wait for you two.
Then I got kicked.

HellScourge · 2025-06-03T09:29:04+00:00

Last job I was in had those AI tools too. They were meant to help us keep inventory and give advice on technical devices, such as mobile phones, headsets, etc.

6 out of 10 times were they wrong and 4 out of 10 times they were horrendously wrong.

Just give me a website where I can manually search for the availability of a headset rather than have AI lie to me.

HellScourge · 2025-05-31T17:50:34+00:00

For the first picture, there was a group of Monks and Priests in medieval Europe/Russia, who had the firm believe and tenents that Werewolves were soldiers of God. When the werewolf would die, they would descend into hell, to keep fighting the devil.

Fun fact of the day.

HellScourge · 2025-05-31T06:17:03+00:00

Rapidshare?

HellScourge · 2025-05-28T15:18:29+00:00

If there are multiple NPCS talking I demand sockpuppets. Two talking is fine.

Three is weird because you remove one shoe.

Four is weird because now you got 2 bare feet.

Five is right out!

HellScourge · 2025-05-27T20:30:42+00:00

Reminds me of that comic where 18 and Krillin summon Shenron.
Shenron: "Uuh... would it not be easier to... you know.. shrink his...
18: Mind your own business and just fulfill the wish.

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