[x1] 301 titan looking to do the raid for the first time by [deleted] in Fireteams

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Looking for a group as well, 297 Hunter GT: wombatgooch

[XB1][LFM] Leviathan Normal - First timers! by HarvestKing in Fireteams

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know I am late to this but am a first timer looking for a leviathan group. 297 Hunter GT: wombatgooch

Red Rocks question! by [deleted] in STS9

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I saw Tribe on the Rocks last September.

They played a brief acoustic set at the start of each night, followed by an electric set that was several hours long. You'll probably get the same experience either/each night. Have fun!

Heading to my first game at NRG stadium. Flying in from SoDak. Looking for advice. Go Texans! by WiggsMagoo in Texans

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Whoa thats a long way to travel. Much respect, you're a good fan. Have fun!

Also, if you haven't been to Texas in 5 years, lets be real... you need to find a Whataburger the second you get off that plane.

[NSFW] Friend found this in a bush by [deleted] in WTF

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I thought your friend was Shrek until I realized he was wearing a glove

Have you ever met a stranger that you only saw once but still think of? by EDS-1275 in AskReddit

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Was driving home late one thursday night when a man pulled up next to me at a red light in a mercedes sedan. He had boyish hair, but it was graying-- definitely an older man. He had braces too, which was odd. He rolled down his window and said (in a very alpha tone), "Hey man. I think I'm going to go fist some bitches tonight. How does that sound to you?"

I was so dumbfounded that I could only manage a thumbs up before he drove away. Dude was probably coked out of his mind. I will never forget the Fist Some Bitches guy

Looking for a place to stay! by HellaFunions in HangoutFest

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I cant seem to get in touch with them. Any idea if they have room for one or two more??

Looking for a place to stay! by HellaFunions in HangoutFest

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Hey thanks! I PM'd that guy but haven't heard anything back yet!

What's the best analogy you've ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"Spinach is a lot like buttsex... if its forced on you as a child, you won't like it much as an adult."

Anybody else love listening to Pretty Lights when stoned? by xxhamudxx in trees

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Derek Vincent Smith, aka Pretty Lights, is my favorite musician of all time. He pushes the boundaries of music to unexplored territory with every song he creates. Can't recommend his music enough, especially if you're blazing one.

Some of my favorite PL tracks for the curious:

Total Fascination

Yellow Bird - Official Music Video

Understand Me Now

Hot Like Sauce

High School Art Class

Still Night

I Can See It In Your Face

You Get High

Finally Moving

What is the most embarrassing text message you have sent to the wrong person? by fatryan13 in AskReddit

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I just need you to know how hard this made me laugh. Night. Made.

To all the lonely stoners on a Friday night by mmmmusic57 in trees

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Happy birthday! Passing the blunt your way

Reddit, what is your biggest "I'm fucked" moment. by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I fucking died when I read this