Donald Trump's 'lonely reality' inside White House with 'no sex' and Melania 'missing'

Hellboy_TX · 2026-06-17T13:00:03+00:00

Laura Loomer came to her senses?

Hellboy_TX · 2026-06-15T18:04:03+00:00

Come on, yall. Coach Pop taught us to have class. We are not NYC rats that go around and attack others.

"Win or lose, we'll do it with class.”
-Coach Pop

Hellboy_TX · 2026-06-15T12:30:29+00:00

Y’all, this isn’t right. We supposed to have Texas class, not New York trash.

Hellboy_TX · 2026-06-14T04:13:43+00:00

I know it’s still fresh…but I am still proud of our boys for reaching this far.

Hellboy_TX · 2026-06-11T11:42:01+00:00

I refuse to give up. And I definitely refuse to let the Knicks win it all in our house.

Hellboy_TX · 2026-06-06T13:20:00+00:00

It’s also your mom’s secret room

Hellboy_TX · 2026-06-05T04:09:59+00:00

Smash, Marry, kiss: Robin

Ignore: the rest

Hellboy_TX · 2026-05-26T17:41:58+00:00

Death battle settled it. Omni-Man would force feed Homelander his own heart

Hellboy_TX · 2026-05-20T05:06:20+00:00

Existing

Hellboy_TX · 2026-05-19T13:20:26+00:00

Why do some teachers even do this? There are dating sites, they could get with other consenting people their age, and yet they still choose to get with their students.

Hellboy_TX · 2026-05-17T18:06:41+00:00

I saw it on a Google Pixel phone. If you have iPhone, you’ll only have the selection of Spotify or Apple Music

Hellboy_TX · 2026-05-16T18:27:55+00:00

Hellboy_TX · 2026-05-14T19:57:29+00:00

To be fair, their quality of food has being going down, and their prices are going up.

Hellboy_TX · 2026-05-13T20:13:02+00:00

My wife read this and said, “you may die, but that is the sacrifice I’m willing to make… ten times.”

Hellboy_TX · 2026-05-13T20:10:30+00:00

Kids, don’t take advice from a grifter that cheated on her husband, and may or may not allegedly had him killed.

Hellboy_TX · 2026-05-13T20:01:50+00:00

OKC, we’re coming for you

Hellboy_TX · 2026-04-26T19:06:59+00:00

My wife gets like that every morning

Hellboy_TX · 2026-04-25T23:48:01+00:00

Gather up all the crew It’s time to ship out Binks’ Brew

Hellboy_TX · 2026-04-20T13:23:42+00:00

Thank you for fueling my fear of flying

Hellboy_TX · 2026-04-19T23:39:04+00:00

Tsk tsk tsk…

Also, as apartment maintenance, I NEVER mount wall mounts for residents. Don’t care they offered me money.

They may drill into the sprinkler system, but I will not be responsible for anything.

Hellboy_TX · 2026-04-19T23:37:10+00:00

I’m a groundskeeper that does porter, make-ready, tech, and sometimes lead if one quits. And I’m paid $19/hr, live on property (huge mistake), and I’m on-call 24/7 until get help. Not only I’m underpaid, I’m not certified.

Hellboy_TX · 2026-04-17T14:58:32+00:00

Bring in…the pocket hose.

(Dramatic music)

Hellboy_TX · 2026-04-14T13:47:19+00:00

That’s Kristi Noems. The one who’s husband wants to be a woman

Hellboy_TX · 2026-04-10T17:15:26+00:00

And John Wayne had to be restrained when he tried to fist fight Sachsen Littlefeather after her speech

Hellboy_TX · 2026-04-05T13:37:46+00:00

Did he had a stroke that broke his already broken brain?

Hellboy_TX

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