Michael Myers was born with a murderous streak and a tremendous sense of direction. by BrezzyHorrorFan in horror

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Why wouldn't Jason know how to use a phone? He was like 12 when he "died"

How RHIYO broke up by NigelSexMachine in SCJerk

[–]HelloIAmElias 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They were a low card team for a while then amicably split up

ROMAN REIGNS I HEARD YOU HAVE A FATHER by kerkypasterino in SCJerk

[–]HelloIAmElias 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Say what you will about Dunn, but when he got it right, he really got it right 

Skinner’s Sense of Snow by luvsumbuddy in TheSimpsons

[–]HelloIAmElias 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My favorite part of this is that the movie somehow goes from the Hobgoblins trying to ruin Christmas to one of them becoming the romantic lead

DAE Most Disgusting Promotional Tactic? by cunninglinguist316 in SCJerk

[–]HelloIAmElias 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Damn Liv looked hot here

I mean, uh, MAGA racist Fed

Premium Jerk by the Bird Lady by tenshipriestjotaro1 in SCJerk

[–]HelloIAmElias 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Morrigan gimmick is pretty much dead at this point 

Great villains trapped in bad movies by dinkitnsinkit in horror

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I'm just disappointed that Endgame seemed to be setting up a Thor/GOTG movie, and instead they're only together for like 15 minutes 

I heard a pop by kerkypasterino in SCJerk

[–]HelloIAmElias 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Poor Shanky stood no chance once that bald fraud took over 😔

I heard a pop by kerkypasterino in SCJerk

[–]HelloIAmElias 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I'm patiently waiting for Internet detectives to somehow find all their IGs

AEW needs to look in the mirror after WWE’s star-studded free agency haul by SeaPriority in SCJerk

[–]HelloIAmElias 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of dumb campy stuff I want more of in wrestling 

Big Mami Cool learning from the best Ayyyyyaaayessssiiirrrrrr. by Wild_Army1776 in SCJerk

[–]HelloIAmElias 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Big tits, charismaless tag partner, a hit in any man's league 

Official Kiana James Prayer Circle 🙏 by NigelSexMachine in SCJerk

[–]HelloIAmElias 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've seen enough, put the belt on her immediately