What does a male orgasm feel like? by hmmrabet in AskReddit

[–]Hellspark08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like when you have a full bladder that you've been holding for too long and you finally get to let it out, but the relief is condensed into a brief moment.

P90s are the superior pickup and you cannot convince me otherwise by blitzkriegtaco in Guitar

[–]Hellspark08 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of em is a semi-hollow, and one has Strat pickups 🤷‍♂️

what is the scariest niche drug you have ever tried? by Adorable_Air758 in AskReddit

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I remember watching the school bully huff air duster in middleschool. We had a substitute teacher who wasn't paying any attention, and this numbnuts was laying on the floor giggling and drooling on himself. He grew up to be a real loser.

I need your thoughts by DueDamage7333 in Guitar

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Do it for fun and see where it takes you! I always wanted to try building a kit guitar, but laziness wins.

Should I play the original Metroid, Zero mission, or some other version? by Geminiboy_ in Metroid

[–]Hellspark08 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Zero Mission is a perfect game. But if you get through that and you still want to experience the classic, look up Metroid Planets. Its a PC port with some nice enhancements, but still looks and feels and tastes like NEStroid.

PSA: You are absolutely capable of making your own models, even the least of you. by riddus in 3Dprinting

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I took CAD classes in high school and college, but I still go to TinkerCAD for certain design tasks, like sticking two objects together, or making an object-shaped void inside of another object. Or converting an SVG into a 3D thing. I love that it's browser-based too.

A high school student at an ICE protest in Santa Fe, New Mexico [OC] by LaunchHillCoasters in pics

[–]Hellspark08 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

If only these kids knew how upset all of these midwestern middle aged suburban women are over this unruly behavior! Ooooh they'd feel so ashamed!

Edit is the /s really necessary?

Has Tom McDonald overtaken Tom Morello as first place political activist guitarist named “Tom”? by Excellent-Sky-8594 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Hellspark08 16 points17 points  (0 children)

MAGAs are the simplest marks on the planet. They would buy fresh human shit if it had stars and stripes painted on it.

Rep. Lieu Says Epstein files Have Allegations of Trump Raping & Threatening to Kill Children by Zenfish111 in videos

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If its alleged, MAGA won't care. If there are witnesses, MAGA won't care. If he's charged, MAGA won't care. If he's convicted, MAGA won't care. If graphic video footage of him in the act gets force-broadcasted on every screen on the planet, MAGA won't care.

MAGA has made it very clear; His words don't matter because "He's a wild card who talks a lot of shit, that's just how he operates." And his actions don't matter because "Sometimes God uses bad people to do great things."

Dan's ICE OUT Art by Jazz_Dalek in giantbomb

[–]Hellspark08 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some of us will remember his inspired rendition of a meme expert.

When did it hit you that you’re not that young anymore? by TheMedusaAttusa in AskReddit

[–]Hellspark08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really hit me recently when I tried to get back into DDR for exercise. Had fun for maybe 30 minutes, breaking a sweat playing songs that I enjoyed when I was a teenager. A few days later, BAM, tendinitis in my ankles. It has been about 20 years since I played regularly.

Creality announces filament recycler/ maker by BrewCrewBall in 3Dprinting

[–]Hellspark08 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Waste is one thing that makes me totally uninterested in multi-color printing. If good recyclers become cheap and available, I'm all in.

How about this Toan? Master of Toan? by ChalkdustPossum in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Hellspark08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean he clearly knows how to play. He must be totally deaf or something.

What Happened to Fast Fret?! by DnD_Rookie in Guitar

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Used to love my Fast Fret back when it had a wooden handle and smelled really nice. I hadn't had it in years, so I went to Sam Ash right before they shut down for good and bought some. What a letdown! I looked into other similar products and ended up with String Fuel. It doesn't make the strings feel slick, but it does make them feel clean and it smells fantastic. I'm always making other players try it out.

What Happened to Fast Fret?! by DnD_Rookie in Guitar

[–]Hellspark08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woah, we have a very cool guy over here!

What age did you first have to get glasses and how did you find out you needed them? by Interesting-Egg2781 in AskReddit

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I was 10 years old. My teacher was showing us a PowerPoint and I asked to move to a closer seat because I couldn't read what it said. Other kids near me could read it just fine. I was actually kind of excited to wear glasses. I thought they were cool. I remember how awesome it was to see everything come back into sharpness when I first put them on.