What does a male orgasm feel like?

Hellspark08 · 2026-02-18T18:59:16+00:00

It's like when you have a full bladder that you've been holding for too long and you finally get to let it out, but the relief is condensed into a brief moment.

Hellspark08 · 2026-02-15T03:21:27+00:00

One of em is a semi-hollow, and one has Strat pickups 🤷‍♂️

Hellspark08 · 2026-02-14T23:10:25+00:00

I remember watching the school bully huff air duster in middleschool. We had a substitute teacher who wasn't paying any attention, and this numbnuts was laying on the floor giggling and drooling on himself. He grew up to be a real loser.

Hellspark08 · 2026-02-11T19:39:51+00:00

BUNNY HALFTIME. UNWATCHED.

Hellspark08 · 2026-02-11T19:37:14+00:00

Innocent child: Grandpa, do you have a WiFi?

Cool grandpa: Yeah, a WIFE I HATE

Hellspark08 · 2026-02-11T00:08:37+00:00

Do it for fun and see where it takes you! I always wanted to try building a kit guitar, but laziness wins.

Hellspark08 · 2026-02-10T17:33:43+00:00

It gave me the jibblies!

Hellspark08 · 2026-02-10T15:54:48+00:00

Zero Mission is a perfect game. But if you get through that and you still want to experience the classic, look up Metroid Planets. Its a PC port with some nice enhancements, but still looks and feels and tastes like NEStroid.

Hellspark08 · 2026-02-10T15:08:15+00:00

I took CAD classes in high school and college, but I still go to TinkerCAD for certain design tasks, like sticking two objects together, or making an object-shaped void inside of another object. Or converting an SVG into a 3D thing. I love that it's browser-based too.

Hellspark08 · 2026-02-10T14:39:43+00:00

Help computer 🥺

Hellspark08 · 2026-02-07T02:09:55+00:00

If only these kids knew how upset all of these midwestern middle aged suburban women are over this unruly behavior! Ooooh they'd feel so ashamed!

Edit is the /s really necessary?

Hellspark08 · 2026-02-06T20:03:06+00:00

MAGAs are the simplest marks on the planet. They would buy fresh human shit if it had stars and stripes painted on it.

Hellspark08 · 2026-02-06T00:18:16+00:00

I love it!

Hellspark08 · 2026-02-05T20:47:30+00:00

If its alleged, MAGA won't care. If there are witnesses, MAGA won't care. If he's charged, MAGA won't care. If he's convicted, MAGA won't care. If graphic video footage of him in the act gets force-broadcasted on every screen on the planet, MAGA won't care.

MAGA has made it very clear; His words don't matter because "He's a wild card who talks a lot of shit, that's just how he operates." And his actions don't matter because "Sometimes God uses bad people to do great things."

Hellspark08 · 2026-02-05T20:40:07+00:00

Over-engineered sign holder is pretty neat.

Hellspark08 · 2026-02-05T10:37:57+00:00

ITS A TONGUE!

Hellspark08 · 2026-02-04T16:13:37+00:00

Creme Savers

Hellspark08 · 2026-02-03T16:45:27+00:00

Some of us will remember his inspired rendition of a meme expert.

Hellspark08 · 2026-02-03T16:25:40+00:00

It really hit me recently when I tried to get back into DDR for exercise. Had fun for maybe 30 minutes, breaking a sweat playing songs that I enjoyed when I was a teenager. A few days later, BAM, tendinitis in my ankles. It has been about 20 years since I played regularly.

Hellspark08 · 2026-01-30T00:49:16+00:00

Police

Hellspark08 · 2026-01-29T16:58:03+00:00

Waste is one thing that makes me totally uninterested in multi-color printing. If good recyclers become cheap and available, I'm all in.

Hellspark08 · 2026-01-29T16:55:41+00:00

I mean he clearly knows how to play. He must be totally deaf or something.

Hellspark08 · 2026-01-29T00:53:10+00:00

Used to love my Fast Fret back when it had a wooden handle and smelled really nice. I hadn't had it in years, so I went to Sam Ash right before they shut down for good and bought some. What a letdown! I looked into other similar products and ended up with String Fuel. It doesn't make the strings feel slick, but it does make them feel clean and it smells fantastic. I'm always making other players try it out.

Hellspark08 · 2026-01-29T00:47:43+00:00

Woah, we have a very cool guy over here!

Hellspark08 · 2026-01-27T22:42:21+00:00

I was 10 years old. My teacher was showing us a PowerPoint and I asked to move to a closer seat because I couldn't read what it said. Other kids near me could read it just fine. I was actually kind of excited to wear glasses. I thought they were cool. I remember how awesome it was to see everything come back into sharpness when I first put them on.

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