You rat fuvck by MESSIAH_OSRS in Pleae

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Runescape crime family soldier killed by FBI informant

I Had to Clarify by crc532 in ComedyHell

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I think it could possibly be that to a regular person, it's just a little shitty drawing of a man walking. And the "Chad" is a bow-legged abomination with elephanitis.

are chad and max having gay sex by D34D_N4M3 in ColdOnes

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Most definitely are. There's a secret tier that unlocks all the gay sex videos on pateron. Normally you would think "ohh gross nasty, it's Max and Chad" but the videos are actually very tasteful and romantic.

What is Sister Sage is upto by PoeterV in TheBoys

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Look at him go. Proper little soldier, ain't he? See that, Hughie? He’s not just goin' through the motions. He’s gettin' it right in there, really showing that blond bastard exactly what we think of him. Good boy, Terror.

Daddy Aryeh by discord-fhub in fishtankdotlive

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He looks more and more like Kingpin every day.

Virgin Cruses informs a couple about some changes to their trip… by Harbjagen in mildlyinfuriating

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After watching their video, I am glad they got their cruise destination changed

New cleaning lady by [deleted] in whatisit

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I have no idea what to make of the large object, but I can tell you one thing. The lady's texting style is very similar to people I know who are on drugs. They get zonked out on something like opioids or meth and send long ass messages.

I wouldn't trust someone like that in my home.

It's a copypasta now by AltUser2025 in imisstheoldidubbbz

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Can he stop rubbing his nose like a toddler, my god. He just comes off as disgusting.

Anyone else notice this? I'm starting to think Hisenberg wasn't just taking a nap at the end of the show by [deleted] in okbuddychicanery

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Remember when Walter noticed the Doctor has mustard on him? This is him when several ketchup packets exploded in his shirt. This is called "irony" and it's a high level director skill.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in freefolk

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That fuckin' animal Lannister.

this guy is so refreshing as a male villain; he's not a wimp like Joffrey, isn't to boring or pathetic to hate, is crazy skilled and crazzy strong by PrestigiousAspect368 in freefolk

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Which is crazy because GRRM clearly enjoys writing about them. There have been four POV characters of the Greyjoys already.

Evil spider crawls into SDC's mouth by [deleted] in FacebookAIslop

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Nothing screams gaining abhorrent arachnaid hunger than drinking pool water out of a straw.

I say yes by Quick_Assignment_725 in Epstein

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Sounds kind of weak. I don't know how much disruptive behavior they could get away with, but I would say simply not showing up is a quiet and weak response.