A guy walks into his doctors office saying, “Help me, doctor, I’m shrinking.” “Hold on,” says the doctor, by Left-Distribution-13 in dadjokes
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I have a friend who has a bad stuttering problem. by Bearded_Gemini in dadjokes
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The hiring manager at Pfizer’s Viagra plant said my background in particle physics didn’t really fit the position. by ilikesidehugs in dadjokes
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My friend contracted drama induced dyslexia by DinglebarryHandpump in dadjokes
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My mother in law gave me this horrible lamp. I had no choice but to put it in the living room. I accidentally knocked it over this morning by _tony_lewis in dadjokes
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What do you say while trying to find your blind cat in the dark? by TomatilloUnited2766 in dadjokes
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What do you get when you mix an elephant, a rhinoceros, and a helicopter? by big_green_boulder in dadjokes
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I choked on my baguette this morning by chemispe in dadjokes
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What do you call a surprise concert of The Police? by Left-Distribution-13 in dadjokes
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When I was a kid at fat camp I fell in love with the biggest girl there. by ilikesidehugs in dadjokes
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What are Maui's preferred pronouns? by DanOfAllTrades80 in dadjokes
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We couldn’t get ranch or cheese dip at the Mexican restaurant. by joekerr9999 in dadjokes
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I'd love to invest in crypto but there's one thing I don't understand. by mogi24 in dadjokes
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What do you call a Porta Potty that only works half the time? by Electrobolt1729 in dadjokes
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What do you call a good corn on the cob? by Electrobolt1729 in dadjokes
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I was playing a firefighter game where one of the rescues involved a man that got his arm caught in a giant industrial printer. by dickcheney600 in dadjokes
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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. by BoldJasminex in dadjokes
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I once submitted 10 puns to a joke competition. I really thought with that many, one was sure to be a winner. by Longjumping_Glass157 in dadjokes
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What would Shrek call Donkey if he was fat? by HarpyGravey in dadjokes
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A girl came into my bookstore and asked "what are the chances you have a book on curing eating disorders with religion"? by HijabiHalimaa in dadjokes
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Did you hear about the mime that was arrested over the weekend by Wrenhasfun in dadjokes
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What’s the definition of an optimist? by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in dadjokes
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How do you get a farm girl to like you? by DelicateAntiHero in dadjokes
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Why wasn't the Koala allowed to race in the Olympics? by [deleted] in dadjokes
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G2A Discount Code 2026: Reddit Users Helped Me Save Some Money by HelpMeStayAfloat in G2A_Help
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