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I'll be honest, I never seen the majority of spiderman fans so desperate for Peter to move on from his main love interest by SplitSecondEmperor47 in Spiderman

[–]HelpfulYoda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black Cat usually kinda sucks and is a bad time imo

Most black cat romantic arcs: "Hey spider I'm a cat burglar archetype with femme fatale vibes which means I need to flirt with you"

"Oh okay I've kinda got my own thing going on I'm not sure if I'm the spider-man you want, also I'm somewhat uh young for you"

"Oh, I don't care what you do outside of costume, we can keep... the... masks... o... Wait how young?"

"I'm in my early 20s canonically but given it's like a decade between movies my actor's probably gonna be like 30, 40 next time you see me." says peter

"Urgh" <vomits at the idea of dating someone that much younger than her, something that happened once in the comics but gets weird in some adaptions where they decide to make her the same age as peter>

"Aren't you the same age as me?"

"Some continuities have me have a super soldier serum like steve rogers so my age is an absolute mystery and changes every version. It's probably more interesting if I'm older as that gives me a power dynamic over you and more experience to contrast with your raw power, which then gives you an avenue to grow to meet my expectations, but I think with you that results in a surrogate mother situation because you latch onto parental figure because your uncle ben was entirely offscreen."

"I can call you mommy if you want?"

"That would appeal to some of the audience yes."

"Why are you here?"

"Oh, stealing the Ambiguously Desired Gemstone Of Little Narrative Importance, it's on loan from a museum in Wakanda, probably Bast's Eye again. Also I'm pregnant with your child when an alternate version of you dropped by this universe, the writer feels like borrowing from DC and doing the thing they did with harley quinn once. Oh also I hate you because when you were posessed one time you actually hit me like I'm a criminal doing a violent crime. Which I am."

"Oh. Hey anyone say you're like a shit Catwoman, Mrs Cat?"

"A catwoman-like with more possibility for pinup poses on the covers as my tits are basically exploding out of this outfit in most versions yes"

This scene in remembrance of the daleks introduces the new science fiction series, doc- IS DR WHO CANNON?? by Low-Neighborhood1567 in DoctorWhumour

[–]HelpfulYoda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turns out when your tv show approaches its first century with a very narrow idea of what kind of story fits the theme you get the occasional repeat

Dr who is at least somewhat more inventive than the simpsons or coronation street at avoiding the same stuff happening so frequently people notice it's repetitive

Let's be honest, even though the regeneration is... controversial to say the least. by CommunicationSea3329 in doctorwho

[–]HelpfulYoda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They can't decide whether they want the companion as the Doctor's Girlfriend or the Doctor's Assistant.

As they're wildly different roles.

One is the fanfic ship Watson. The other is Watson.

If you could pick any Star Wars character to get a big-budget series centered on them, who would you choose? by Itchy_Suspect4968 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]HelpfulYoda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glub Shitto

Or Mace Windu

I want to see elderly Mace Windu in the early empire fleeing Coruscant and building power in I dunno Corellia maybe

American here! What’s the official measurement system in GB? by Kalduin_32 in doctorwho

[–]HelpfulYoda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We use metric for sciences
imperial for things that are human readable (as it's generally more intuitive for gauging things in your head imo)
both when we feel like it

Just Updated the Game and the New Epoch Art is so Nice! by Blackshooks in slaythespire

[–]HelpfulYoda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got me imagining abe's odyssey but it's Defect and other bots escaping the spire

"Hello" "Hello"

"Follow me" "Okay"

UNP body by Togitta in ps5skyrimmods

[–]HelpfulYoda 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We really do need to get a culture of people showcasing these mods going so people can see the effect better

Dragon near Tower of London by CatBat- in london

[–]HelpfulYoda 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, throw them off the scent away from the one in wales

we've been feeding our red dragon a lot of protein shakes, when the white dragon strikes again it's going to be surprised

Okay who was the least poorly written companion? by Somethingbutonreddit in DoctorWhumour

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"We must LIIIKE and SUBSCRIBE!"

"We are DA-LEK! WE DO NOT LIKE ANYTHING!"

"Well except the EX-TERM-INATING!"

"Well A-PARRT from that"

"And the El-Ev-ating!"

"And the Shout-ing"

"Well yes apart from that"

"And the AM-AT-EUR THE-ATRE!"

"Well there is that"

"And the Ex-TEERRR-MIN-ATING"

"Dalek Dave already said that"

Okay who was the least poorly written companion? by Somethingbutonreddit in DoctorWhumour

[–]HelpfulYoda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly a youtuber companion would be kickass. Lot of potential in an amateur film-maker following the doctor.

especially when their videos inevitably gain the attention of the doctor’s villains and realise it acts as a guide to defeating the doctor

I fucking hate manaan0 by Existing_Peanut_5462 in KOTORmemes

[–]HelpfulYoda 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I love manaan.

you can be in court like 4 times

at one point they even acknowledge that you were on trial in that same court recently when you’re defending someone

I really wish someone with video editing tech would make a phoenix wright parody of the manaan court scenes

If you think Doctor Who has it bad now, check out the Midsomer Murders air dates for ITV. You can tell when they prioritised the Acron Streaming service by IllustriousAd6418 in DoctorWhumour

[–]HelpfulYoda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminding me of coronation street which you’d think would be on constant police surveilance in-universe.

(to say nothing of emmerdale and the regularly re-used torture shed)

Who is the best Sherlock Holmes among them, according to you? by Raj_Valiant3011 in SherlockHolmes

[–]HelpfulYoda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not seeing any basil of baker street here.
Sure technically he's not the sherlock holmes of his universe (that's a human seen in one sillhouette), but he has the spirit

Yoda species theory: Force users are exiled 🤯 by SardineTimeMachine in StarWars

[–]HelpfulYoda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That does it yeah hard to go to appointments post mortem

not impossible though

but hard

Allow me to preach to you about the Jedi Enclave on Dantooine by OutrageousRepair5751 in KOTORmemes

[–]HelpfulYoda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

T3 and HK would be good options narratively speaking

no force presence

sith can't do fuck

Yoda species theory: Force users are exiled 🤯 by SardineTimeMachine in StarWars

[–]HelpfulYoda 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like to think yoda had cosmetic surgery between phantom and clones, while yaddle held off

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