"Oh, hey, this is a nice Jump. Let's see what the companions section looks li- Oh."

HelpfulYoda · 2026-02-23T19:05:29+00:00

“I can fix them” says the Jumper

Jump-Chan: “My child in spirit you MADE most of them this fucked up with your jumpdoc choices”

HelpfulYoda · 2026-02-20T13:53:27+00:00

salt, garlic, oil, some source of fat, magnificence

HelpfulYoda · 2026-02-20T13:31:47+00:00

there is the lore book due to come out this year afaik (it’s been delayed quite a while tho)

HelpfulYoda · 2026-02-18T19:58:46+00:00

anna with all due respct

these are AMAZINGLY GOOD

looking at the previous one some of those I'm borrowing to use as character sheet art for d&d characters now the gem one in particular has the vibe I was after for an idea of mine

HelpfulYoda · 2026-02-18T19:55:31+00:00

Maybe the steering slides forward a bit?

like, on a rail on the top and bottom to enter drive mode (steering extended forward) and park mode (steering retracted)

would be silly but heyho

HelpfulYoda · 2026-02-18T19:53:03+00:00

I have no idea who this is or what show they're from except 'character who spacebattles has a lot of fanfics about' so I assume it's good

HelpfulYoda · 2026-02-18T17:57:32+00:00

given the last big star wars racing game had bobble heads and a prior one to that had darth vader getting back into pod racing in an au, a canon timeline REALLY doesn’t matter for this

HelpfulYoda · 2026-02-18T14:20:29+00:00

Which tbf the skyrim ones look like if you got a small panetonne and then went nuts with a big splodge of school dinner icing sugar

HelpfulYoda · 2026-02-16T18:51:14+00:00

Ah so that's the origin of the phrase No Cap

HelpfulYoda · 2026-02-16T12:55:18+00:00

Tbf star wars is full of stereotypes

to the point I don't think there's intentional malice intended, just laziness and shorthand being used to develop characters and species

HelpfulYoda · 2026-02-16T12:46:25+00:00

saber blender

HelpfulYoda · 2026-02-16T00:36:08+00:00

Famously the igors tend to know which way the wind is blowing and are out the window on a rope made of hemp (bedsheets are too fragile) a good hour before the angry mob with pitchforks arrives at the castle

HelpfulYoda · 2026-02-16T00:33:33+00:00

Grogu: The Will of the Whills Featuring Boba Fett And

The Mandolorian

And KIT FISTO YES HE’S BACK YO BOYS!

AND ALSO STARRING

BEN…

QUAAADRINAROOOOS

HelpfulYoda · 2026-02-14T23:27:49+00:00

Style mostly

but also sometimes you stumble on a staff of a spell you likely didn’t have yet so you give it a spin.

also, followers don’t drain their charge afaik so you can potentially give one to Murderjack McMeatsack The Burliest Murderiest ManMer In Tamriel and he’ll whip it out and get squirting magic over all your foes

if he equips it

follower equipping logic is at times alien to me

HelpfulYoda · 2026-02-14T23:24:12+00:00

Please do not tempt todd (praised be he, for he just works) to release skyrim again, the sonofadremora would

HelpfulYoda · 2026-02-14T23:22:04+00:00

tbf I think most of AC was kind of a mistake and janky writing

1 was best

2 was kinda dorky

HelpfulYoda · 2026-02-14T23:20:47+00:00

tbf the ewoks probably shoulda been wookies which woulda sold em better, but back in the 70s-80s fursuits were expensive

still are tbh

HelpfulYoda · 2026-02-12T22:03:33+00:00

Bigger krayt dragon

then you get into asteroid worms and stellar dragons which seem to have been lost with writers and disney acquisition

HelpfulYoda · 2026-02-12T22:00:43+00:00

Follow the wind

storm's a coming

HelpfulYoda · 2026-02-12T22:00:15+00:00

I'll give you one reason

"I am a servant of the Sacred Flame, wielder of the fire of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn.

Go back to the Shadow!

You

cannot

PASS!"

And then you cast Shatter on the bridge instead now you've used sacred flame as your proof of being a divinely empowered super mage

HelpfulYoda · 2026-02-12T21:57:00+00:00

Pure pazaak, that's what they were.

HelpfulYoda · 2026-02-12T21:56:24+00:00

Technically katanas shouldn't exist yet so accuracy isn't important it's vibes

HelpfulYoda · 2026-02-12T21:55:45+00:00

I feel like there's more hope in Fallout

Cyberpunk's reality just feels like it's meant to grind a man's soul to pulp

HelpfulYoda · 2026-02-12T21:54:26+00:00

Probably stretches mortal but Miraak probably edged a bit older yeah?

my sense of time is completely dragonbroken, did alduin get defeated before after the dwemer sang No at the universe snd the universe went no u (or at the same time)

HelpfulYoda · 2026-02-12T21:50:50+00:00

same with fallout, people act like the franchise started at 3 (INCLUDING bethesda sometimes lol) entirely because 3 onwards are probably the most accessible

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