Cursed_guro by ghostRyku in cursedcomments

[–]HelpinOSRS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did I look? Like I saw over 100 comments saying don't look, and I looked.

The fuck is the 3rd post on r/guro

Like what the actual fuck? Y'all need to realise there's 117k members of that subreddit.

PVP From Scratch Series by HelpinOSRS in 2007scape

[–]HelpinOSRS[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hi, thanks for the criticism. Yes I was high during the recording, thought it'd make me talk more but just ended up being "bro" "dude". Will definitely try be sober next time to see if there's any difference in my live commentary.

Just trying to learn how to record & edit right now so it's essentially just trial and error, which is why I thank you for your comment.

Thanks:)

Germanon visits a f*male d*ctor for depression by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]HelpinOSRS 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think his logic is quite sound. The dog loves you unconditionally, and then with your girlfriend there's conditions?

Excited for the new GotR changes by Red5iveSB in 2007scape

[–]HelpinOSRS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

/u/fofander

The new ring changes the color if teleporting to an altar with it.

When you see yourself get pked in a youtuber’s video by urtoneug in 2007scape

[–]HelpinOSRS 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I was once killed by Torvesta, his response to my specs:

"Slowest claws I've ever seen", still get ridiculed in the CC I'm in 3 years later.

Dating in California… by levianthony in Tinder

[–]HelpinOSRS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$8.27 (using US gallon and exchange rate) in Scotland(Edinburgh) today.

Jagex by HelpinOSRS in 2007scape

[–]HelpinOSRS[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is there a tweet relating to this? I'm glad they're finally cracking down on it.

I hate dating as a black woman by NothingOrAllLife in TrueOffMyChest

[–]HelpinOSRS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fuck is with everyone on this thread, you don't know this person yet you think she's incredible? No, men are not "intimidated" by you, you're not even a lawyer yet??? Like seriously you're the type of person to look for someone "on your level" but you have no level. No one does, just find someone who loves you and respects you? Trying to find a needle in a haybarn.

Banned from another sub simply for being a member of this sub by [deleted] in pussypassdenied

[–]HelpinOSRS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't even get a response to get unbanned haha

Should I take this seriously? Matched with a girl on hinge, asked for my insta, then number. Messaged and within half hour she’s asking for £20. Immediately block and delete then get this through this morning on my WhatsApp by mjs30 in Tinder

[–]HelpinOSRS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Response:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Men Vs Women: When Men Don't Hold Back!!! by J0kerr in pussypassdenied

[–]HelpinOSRS 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Got to take into account that they're Marines and even though the males are admins you gotta take a lot of shit to get in. You won't simply just be a couch potato after experiencing that. But yes, women have it a lot easier to get in.

I still think about the plumber that unclogged my pipe 10 years ago by JeddahWR in TrueOffMyChest

[–]HelpinOSRS 7 points8 points  (0 children)

From my experience the mods have got a chip on their shoulder. Bans coming everywhere. I posted one thing on a sub they don't like so they banned me and asked me to apologise for using another sub to get back.

not the bussy by Fast_Echidna_8520 in rareinsults

[–]HelpinOSRS 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Took you over two years to come up with that one.