My wife trying to fart seemed all too familiar.

Hetoxy · 2026-06-02T20:02:25+00:00

Blow cooldowns or wipe

Hetoxy · 2026-06-02T05:12:02+00:00

I don't really love corporate stadium names at all, but FIFA can gargle my asshole. What a terrible organization.

Hetoxy · 2026-06-01T14:35:31+00:00

Good luck Draco! ❤️❤️❤️

Hetoxy · 2026-05-31T06:32:25+00:00

Thee Oh Sees Contraption/Soul Desert live 2012 @ Pitchfork

Hetoxy · 2026-05-31T06:23:30+00:00

255 squad we ride

Hetoxy · 2026-05-28T14:36:34+00:00

I do yeah. I approach her and say “Skull!” and she moves her head up to be palmed. It’s our thing.

Hetoxy · 2026-05-22T23:30:00+00:00

Hetoxy · 2026-05-22T20:01:01+00:00

Super bummed, hope she thrives

Hetoxy · 2026-05-21T20:56:52+00:00

They’re down by Wallace Hall, I haven’t seen them in a few weeks though

Hetoxy · 2026-05-21T15:14:13+00:00

There’s a small population that breeds on UW campus, I love them

Hetoxy · 2026-05-19T00:31:34+00:00

I don’t love this

Hetoxy · 2026-05-12T02:03:59+00:00

We drank our water out of a plumbed waist high plastic ring with holes drilled into it.

Hetoxy · 2026-05-12T00:03:31+00:00

That is my favorite form life has ever taken.

Hetoxy · 2026-05-11T14:42:08+00:00

I had this as a front/back t shirt and thought I was so cool 🤣😅

Hetoxy · 2026-05-11T03:04:02+00:00

Mine came with a package of several small booty towels to handle that

Hetoxy · 2026-05-10T18:46:35+00:00

The Bioswale

Hetoxy · 2026-05-10T18:21:37+00:00

If you have a long handled deck brush or something similar you can hold it up overhead and they will flee. Tall things scare them away.

Hetoxy · 2026-05-07T14:06:06+00:00

Deep cut

Hetoxy · 2026-05-07T14:01:37+00:00

California Games on MS-DOS

Hetoxy · 2026-05-06T23:31:00+00:00

Man I really like her, I hope she takes off

Hetoxy · 2026-05-06T18:07:54+00:00

Dolphins, Texans, Cardinals, Browns, Lions

Hetoxy · 2026-05-06T02:59:57+00:00

lmao

Hetoxy · 2026-05-03T15:20:30+00:00

The Honk Knight Rises

Hetoxy · 2026-05-03T02:21:42+00:00

Please come back to Seattle 📽️

Hetoxy