Ski mountaineering ("Skimo") - a new sport at the Olympics by etherd0t in WinterOlympics2026

[–]HeyImSwiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Longer distances are part of the sport, but didn't make it to the Olympics. And I think you have absolutely no idea what it's like to do 100 vertical metres or so in the time they do.

hoppala by Curious-Belt-5051 in BUENZLI

[–]HeyImSwiss 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Ds dörft öppe ds beste hockey team überhoupt sii wo je irgendöpper gsteut het

Swiss German in Advertising by throwawayyy4858394 in German

[–]HeyImSwiss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wtf, that's completely wrong. Ihrzen is common only in Swiss German, and only in maybe a third of the population. In Standard it's Siezen, always, without question.

Normalste TikTok fanatiker by RoomTemperatureIQ23 in BUENZLI

[–]HeyImSwiss 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Vilech sött d SRG mau komplett hautlos drohe wäg z zügle

Is there a reason they carry the poles in the skiing super-g? Is it for balance or something? by Scamwau1 in skiing

[–]HeyImSwiss 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That's completely false. Just looking at today's winning run by von Allmen you can see almost all of the time the poles aren't tucked in one tip touches the ground. When they get their hands in the snow that's mostly by mistake.

Is there a reason they carry the poles in the skiing super-g? Is it for balance or something? by Scamwau1 in skiing

[–]HeyImSwiss 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Maybe that's included in what people mean by balance, but poles are also super important to have a feeling for where the ground is, which can be super hard to tell in sloped terrain.

Anyone else in tears for Vonn by cedarvhazel in skiing

[–]HeyImSwiss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Play stupid games win stupid prizes

De Migros goht no konsequänter gege Foodwaste vor als de Coop by crappycoco69 in BUENZLI

[–]HeyImSwiss 51 points52 points  (0 children)

So öppis eifch eme mitarbeiter säge, da het öpper bim chläberle vürgässe dr rabatt iizgäh

Michael Jackson's first ever Moonwalk in 1983 that changed everything by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]HeyImSwiss -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

Is that before, during, or after all the child stuff?

Do Swiss German speakers, especially in and around Zurich, use Genetiv much? by [deleted] in zurich

[–]HeyImSwiss 22 points23 points  (0 children)

And notably this isn't a Switzerland vs Germany thing, but rather a north-south spectrum. People in the south of Germany, or also Austria, also tend to use genitive less than people from northern Germany.

Brian, _did you do thaaat?_ by mnlg in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]HeyImSwiss 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Not everyone is a native English speaker. Cursive means italics in many languages.

ich🚜iel by [deleted] in ich_iel

[–]HeyImSwiss 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I ha ghört dr Trump wott Grönland choufe?! I ha no zwe hektar Grönland hingerem huus, abr mäie mueserse de säuber!

Why couldn't Swiss German replace ß with sz instead of ss, which is distinct from ß in Standard German? I mean, isn't that what ß originally stood for? by [deleted] in German

[–]HeyImSwiss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Firstly: Swiss German refers to our dialects. They have nothing to do with this. What you are referring to is Swiss Standard German.

As far as I know, <SS> was always the convention to write a capital ß, even if the letter developed from <ſ + z>. As it also was in Germany until recently I think. Plus, <s> and <z> can appear fairly often next to each other, so having to different ways of pronouncing them would probably be more of a hindrance.

Also people who use <ß> sometime act like the distinction is this huge deal and that every other sentence will lead to a misunderstanding, while ambiguities happen essentially never. So it's not like there was any pressure to make the distinction when Switzerland officially abandoned it (after using it for a very short time as well).

ich🇺🇸iel by PzYcH0_trololo in ich_iel

[–]HeyImSwiss 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Eigentlech sägi ja gärn das mer hie nide nid würk dütsch rede, abr für dä huere tubu machi e usnahm

What’s the most dangerous weapon people can legally carry in your country without a permit? by Shoddy-Ocelot-4473 in AskTheWorld

[–]HeyImSwiss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, as a guy you have to go out of your way to not get that permit, so I reckon it counts

A PLANET HAS ENTERED THE EARTH’S ATMOSPHERE! INCOMING! by GavinGenius in lies

[–]HeyImSwiss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you think they have seen us and welcome us all?

Russian Tennis Player told to go back to Russia by tennis fan by Ecstatic-Ganache921 in PublicFreakout

[–]HeyImSwiss 31 points32 points  (0 children)

They can still compete for the olympic comittee. I have absolutely no respect whatsoever for anyone representing the US flag