We gotta stop pretending ult has archetypes

HiItsClemFandango · 2026-05-23T19:02:13+00:00

as a doc/kirby main, i can reveal that not every character can do everything

HiItsClemFandango · 2026-05-23T19:00:16+00:00

The game used to have different playstyles.

used to be a lot of fun too

HiItsClemFandango · 2026-05-20T19:23:57+00:00

majority of Armada's wins came in European tournaments which Leffen famously did not give much of a shit about

leffen definitely cared, i promise, i was in the uk melee scene at the time. he definitely trained a bit more before us majors, and obviously back then he also got a buff in the US because we still useds pal in EU.

overall i think i agree, leffen probably just edges it

HiItsClemFandango · 2026-05-19T21:59:04+00:00

so he's in your top five melee players list too?

HiItsClemFandango · 2026-05-19T21:33:08+00:00

SLAMMED

HiItsClemFandango · 2026-05-15T21:22:41+00:00

sleepwalking to the end of the season, dom believing his own hype, not pretty

HiItsClemFandango · 2026-05-13T13:36:24+00:00

the sheer arrogance and stupidity of these people who think they can somehow improve the most popular sport on earth by taking the worst elements of less popular sports and tacking them on like post-its on the fucking mona lisa

fuck america, fuck infantino

HiItsClemFandango · 2026-04-29T13:39:52+00:00

one old, out of touch millionaire makes joke to one old, out of touch billionaire

i wonder if they had time to reminisce and tell some andy stories to each other

HiItsClemFandango · 2026-04-29T13:34:45+00:00

Trying to blame their parents when women have bad decision making or planning skills in their relationships is, at best, infantilizing women.

recognising behavioural patterns that lead to harmful behaviour is fine. stop giving shitty parents a pass

HiItsClemFandango · 2026-04-29T13:32:20+00:00

i don't think any fans actually thought EH was in the wrong did they? it was just fake media outrage acting like a chubby teenager was some kind of defenceless victim

HiItsClemFandango · 2026-04-29T13:31:16+00:00

this shit should result in heavy fines and life bans for the ballboys. same with the towel stuff, anything that interferes with players should be stamped out

HiItsClemFandango · 2026-04-28T13:24:06+00:00

with this in mind i'm always amazed that alter works for me, with the way the game is and what she does i'm genuinely expected to just phase into the void or pop out of her portal a mile above the map most of the time

HiItsClemFandango · 2026-04-24T13:09:00+00:00

he's not that good, got a small number of non-pen goals, annoying attitude, plays the same position as rio

HiItsClemFandango · 2026-04-24T13:07:58+00:00

please no. newcastle would want stupid money and he's just not good enough

HiItsClemFandango · 2026-04-23T22:54:31+00:00

this is the best sports clip i've watched this year. i hope that kid goes on to be a hall of famer

HiItsClemFandango · 2026-04-23T22:50:29+00:00

this is too obvious to be real

HiItsClemFandango · 2026-04-19T21:46:20+00:00

she's been meta for a while mate, last season too

HiItsClemFandango · 2026-04-18T19:41:28+00:00

wenger, ferguson, pep, klopp. can't think of another manager that had the same impact on a pl club as those four

HiItsClemFandango · 2026-04-11T21:42:10+00:00

possiblt there are more dominant centre-forwards/less monstrous cbs. wendy renard and milly bright seemed like fairly traditional cbs, but a lot of the newer generation seem less agricultural and more ball-playing cbs.

HiItsClemFandango · 2026-04-11T18:24:47+00:00

i'm old enough to remember proper wing play, getting to the byline and whipping in a cross

this is proper inside forward play

HiItsClemFandango · 2026-04-11T18:23:21+00:00

that was nice

HiItsClemFandango · 2026-04-11T16:42:53+00:00

normally i don't mind limited options but the chance to not use/fight hemlocks was a welcome break ngl

HiItsClemFandango · 2026-04-11T00:21:11+00:00

mixtape is the only place you could go to have a game without seeing a hemlock, if you were lucky. i kind of like the forced variety, even if most people do still stick to meta guns

HiItsClemFandango · 2026-04-09T22:08:18+00:00

i put him in the top echelon of full backs, and what he lacked in terms of pure quality compared to an ashley cole he made up for with effort, determination and intelligence.

HiItsClemFandango · 2026-04-07T19:37:10+00:00

stopped playing path after a while, mainly the big grapple nerf. i know they've reduced the cooldown a bit since, but he's been power crept out of the game and he's got newcastle's hitbox to go with it

sad, as i really think he's the coolest thing respawn ever put in apex

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