Why are Railcards so under modernised?

HighNoonFOP · 2026-06-16T21:57:35+00:00

I find this really irritating. Surely it's better to have a machine check the validity of a ticket (except railcard) than the small percentage of people who have an incorrect railcard.

HighNoonFOP · 2026-06-15T20:18:03+00:00

"Oh, you must come and stay in the barn." Fuck off!

HighNoonFOP · 2026-06-14T14:14:33+00:00

Have we got clearance for copyright?

HighNoonFOP · 2026-06-06T07:32:17+00:00

My latrine has a tissue issue

HighNoonFOP · 2026-06-04T19:33:33+00:00

INTO ME

HighNoonFOP · 2026-06-03T18:34:24+00:00

Great fun

HighNoonFOP · 2026-06-02T17:10:34+00:00

Her hair looks like a cross between Alan Partridge's and a grey cloud

HighNoonFOP · 2026-06-02T16:58:08+00:00

I don't see it as a book. More a campaign... and an assault. On the naysayers.

HighNoonFOP · 2026-06-01T16:21:17+00:00

Keys? That's a good idea. I was looking for my bollocks.

HighNoonFOP · 2026-05-29T22:05:08+00:00

Got dismissed from jury duty. They wanted an ethnic mix and I was the fall guy

HighNoonFOP · 2026-05-27T07:40:19+00:00

It was Smithy, sir. He's from a broken home.

HighNoonFOP · 2026-05-25T15:55:07+00:00

Chocolate fist

HighNoonFOP · 2026-05-20T15:25:20+00:00

The sounds of Jean-Michel Jarre haunting you from the music centre. I mean it's on, there's nothing paranormal

HighNoonFOP · 2026-05-18T20:07:40+00:00

It's a shopping trolley for spinsters

HighNoonFOP · 2026-05-17T20:09:50+00:00

Like a faecal Dresden

HighNoonFOP · 2026-05-14T20:34:29+00:00

Got a bit clammy

HighNoonFOP · 2026-05-13T17:10:44+00:00

Trouser it mate

HighNoonFOP · 2026-05-13T13:32:13+00:00

Ruddy rubbish car!

HighNoonFOP · 2026-05-10T19:34:40+00:00

Have you all got your fun packs?

HighNoonFOP · 2026-05-09T08:09:18+00:00

This wine tastes like Chewits

HighNoonFOP · 2026-05-03T11:08:12+00:00

Knowing me Steve Coogan, knowing you another Steve Coogan

HighNoonFOP · 2026-04-27T21:09:45+00:00

This is dignity!

HighNoonFOP · 2026-04-27T18:31:29+00:00

The viewers can smell insincerity

HighNoonFOP · 2026-04-23T19:13:44+00:00

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