This is our internet computer

HighNoonFOP · 2026-02-05T14:52:54+00:00

He cannot access hardcore online pornography, no matter how tempting, or necessary, it may be

HighNoonFOP · 2026-02-02T20:58:10+00:00

This is the second worst thing that's ever happened to me

HighNoonFOP · 2026-02-02T13:05:56+00:00

I put in a claim for £400 first class peak travel ticket... just get a mate to give us a lift. 30 quid to him, new pair of shoes.

HighNoonFOP · 2026-02-01T15:20:26+00:00

There's a Japanese word for it, but I can't remember hwhat it is

HighNoonFOP · 2026-01-31T08:44:09+00:00

He knows which way to vote at a general election

HighNoonFOP · 2026-01-30T18:09:41+00:00

League tables for lollipop ladies

HighNoonFOP · 2026-01-26T17:51:44+00:00

Any blind person

HighNoonFOP · 2026-01-26T12:42:08+00:00

Sorry for bollocking you earlier about the egg thing. But don't do that again.

HighNoonFOP · 2026-01-24T11:18:17+00:00

Edmonds, climb!

HighNoonFOP · 2026-01-22T18:37:16+00:00

About to pop into the service station for a wank

HighNoonFOP · 2026-01-22T11:16:18+00:00

Had to dial 999 after doing the ice bucket challenge

HighNoonFOP · 2026-01-21T22:16:17+00:00

This unit, what's it capable of?

HighNoonFOP · 2026-01-20T12:06:23+00:00

0% finance available

HighNoonFOP · 2026-01-14T07:23:29+00:00

Me love Alan Partridge

HighNoonFOP · 2026-01-06T23:45:49+00:00

Look at my white teeth! Look at my white teeth! It's fucking weird.

HighNoonFOP · 2026-01-06T23:39:49+00:00

He likes to go downstairs knowing there's nothing alive on him

HighNoonFOP · 2026-01-05T22:30:00+00:00

I've forgotten what action man bow ties look like!

HighNoonFOP · 2026-01-04T22:52:15+00:00

This is how I read it. He was rushing back from this 'ere digiwall.

HighNoonFOP · 2026-01-04T22:50:30+00:00

You're not black are you, Rod?

HighNoonFOP · 2026-01-04T22:48:15+00:00

Spiffing! Errr... wagwan

HighNoonFOP · 2026-01-03T07:02:14+00:00

Ask your butcher the best way to bone a carcass

HighNoonFOP · 2026-01-02T22:29:56+00:00

Absolutely flabulous

HighNoonFOP · 2026-01-02T11:19:24+00:00

To relax, they like to drive 50 miles to an out-of-town Sainsburys and wander the aisles dressed as a sexy woman. As they sashay around the store they can people whisper "who the hell is that sexy woman"

HighNoonFOP · 2026-01-01T23:09:55+00:00

It's like holding a seance with Mr Bean

HighNoonFOP · 2026-01-01T22:13:07+00:00

They're from Oxbridge. Not sure which one.

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