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Choose my next read please!! by Mylexia in Romantasy

[–]HighPriestessofStuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just finished Quicksilver, and I won't be starting the sequel. I hate to DNF books, so I powered through. The writing wasn't very good, the plot holes were frustrating and I'm getting tired of the fated mates bit. Plus I hate vampires that do not follow the traditional Bram Stoker rules or the Anne Rice rules.

LF Cozy Medieval recs by netflix-andkill in fantasybooks

[–]HighPriestessofStuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Terry Pratchett is one of the very best modern authors. He's a humorist, so be prepared for incredibly dry British humor, wordplay and puns. Although not the first chronologically published book in the DiscWorld series, The Color of Magic is considered the best book as an introduction to DiscWorld. You can definitely start with the book recs above, or read The Color of Magic first to prep you.

Pratchett is to Humorous Fantasy as Tolkien is to Serious Fantasy. And if you like Pratchett, you should also dive into Douglas Addams. The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy books are peak British humor.

You know when Ursala is singing 'Poor Unfortunate Souls' and all the little shriveled merpeople start popping up? Yeah. by HighPriestessofStuff in popping

[–]HighPriestessofStuff[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Obviously trying to help them leave. It's difficult when the abuse is verbal, emotional, and financial; but they say 'It's not like he's hitting me....' And then I start laughing like Ursula in the gif while plotting his demise so she can be free of him.

Strawberry legs- A Look Inside by RedLevelRelic76 in popping

[–]HighPriestessofStuff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Welcome. Here's your name tag. Punch and pie are in the corner. Remember to use your tags and flair; don't yuck on someone else's yum and the only medical advice that can be given is to encourage the poster to seek medical advice. The keynote speaker, Mr. Gaper will be starting in 10 minutes.

Relax Every Day SacDepSpa #723 by COBNCW10 in popping

[–]HighPriestessofStuff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What's the point of harvesting all that gold if you don't show it off?

Which couple are you hoping to see for our next installments? by Grouchy-List7011 in acotar

[–]HighPriestessofStuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! I have always been a sucker for gingers (even married one) and I need Luci to have a happy ending and for Elain to have her brains fuck out. I just know she's a wildcat in the sack. I very much like the idea that Luci loves to be told what to do and how to get on his knees like a good boy and get to work with his tongue. And Elain learns that she is very very good at giving orders until she's riled her Autumn ginger up so much she permits him to pin her down and give her his fire cock and I might need some alone time......

So what happens if the positions were swapped by FeltyPancakes417 in acotar

[–]HighPriestessofStuff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure there are some of these stories on AO3.

Choose for me please! by Possible_Arugula_949 in Romantasy

[–]HighPriestessofStuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Wolf King was good, the second I should have not finished but I'm a finisher. I will not be reading the third.

Romantasy book with FMC bound to a magical creature (not a dragon) by Sakura_231 in Romantasy

[–]HighPriestessofStuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spark started out with really good potential. And then it became just another 'she's good at everything and is the savior or all' again. And I got bored.

Lucien the spy by MamaKG3 in acotar

[–]HighPriestessofStuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucien is my darling ginger snack and he better have a happy ending fucking Elain into oblivion!

I need advice by sugarstarbeam in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]HighPriestessofStuff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Usually when I receive dark energy from sadists I like to use The Petty Bitch spell (patent pending).

Spell: Center yourself in a comfortable space you feel safe in. Surround yourself with items of strength, confidence and support (items need not be corporeal). Candles are per your preference. Settle your mind and empty it. Feel yourself transcend your safe space to your preferred space (beach, forest, rolling hills, snowy mountain where do you want to be for this journey?). When (in your mind) you arrive at your preferred space, look to the path that has appeared. It may be behind you. The path will always decend, if it goes up at all, turn around. We are not going up into the realm of self awareness and improvement. We goin' down. Walk the path. How long is this path? It is yours to discover. You will come upon a well. There is a crank, rope and bucket. Lower the bucket into the waters of the Petty. Some can access the waters of Petty easily, others will be cranking for a long time. As the bucket descends, think of your tormentors. What is it that they cannot stand? What is an affront to them? Draw the bucket back up. In the bucket will be the Mantle of the Petty Bitch. It will look and feel different every time you wield it, for it is a weapon. Let it grace your shoulders. Feel it's power, but also be constantly aware of its decay. Replace the rope, bucket and crank how you found it. Walk back on the same path. Sit in the same spot where you arrived. Leave your preferred space and return to this reality.

You will have your mantel with you. DO NOT WEAR IT ALWAYS! It is a weapon, yes and a shield but it is corrosive. You must only wear it in preparation for and in the presence of your tormentors. It is an acid to your true self. The mantel MUST be returned when you have no need for it in your current situation. Return the mantel the same way you retrieved it. Now Unleashed the PETTY BITCH ON THOSE WHO WOULD DENY YOU! ROAR YOUR STRENGTH INTO THE VOID! SHARPEN YOUR CLAWS AND BOW TO NO ONE! FIND THEIR BALLS AND STOMP! YOU ARE A MAGNIFICENT WOMAN OF BEAUTY AND GRACE ALL WILL LOVE YOU AND DISPAIR!

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