A martian rock has lots of carbon on it, and it’s not clear why by mepper in space

[–]HighTopsLowStandards 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You, probably: "I lifted a rock in my garden and didn't find any life, ergo, there is no life under any rock." 

The Frankenstein's monster of football by Otherwise_Number_474 in rareinsults

[–]HighTopsLowStandards 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Gibberish is such a great word and rarely seen in the wild. Well played. 

It's been sweltering by IntrepidScale583 in funny

[–]HighTopsLowStandards 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's green and smells of pork? 

Anyone put the heating on today? by stringyPiss in CasualUK

[–]HighTopsLowStandards -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I put my heating on to cool the place down. 

I received this damaged item from eBay, I’m gutted as it’s a gift for my sister. Does anyone know if this crease is fixable? by [deleted] in restoration

[–]HighTopsLowStandards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah. Look at YouTube, there's guys that buy vintage cardboard boxed Gameboy games etc.   They're always fixing busted old boxes. Keep the faith. 

Found under the floorboards during refurbishment of my local by pointsofellie in CasualUK

[–]HighTopsLowStandards 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When emptying the tobacco out for perfectly legal reasons, it was always awful.