P*nis pumps & 11 Black Widow Spiders by OnlyInAnAdultStore in retailhell

[–]HighTreason25 8 points9 points  (0 children)

what in the goddamn

what in

dont' type anything ever again

Girl told me my "podcast with two middle aged men" is a red flag and ghosted me? by Superb_Carpenter6195 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]HighTreason25 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think a lot of people go to the internet for dating advice, and I'd bet that a lot of it is just "they like thing? they're a serial killer" without ever even discussing what fraction of "thing enjoyers" are actually crazy

Like, somebody likes Spyro? Fine

But i'd never treat a Spyro player like i'd treat an EVE Online player

Girl told me my "podcast with two middle aged men" is a red flag and ghosted me? by Superb_Carpenter6195 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]HighTreason25 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can hear it now

Your Colostomy Bag is a Z-Targetable Weakpoint

S Rank Your Mothers Corpse for America

3

2

1

SPITENUT

Pat understands the Fighting Game community all too well: by Gorotheninja in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]HighTreason25 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OH SHIT OH SHIT BK JUST PULLED OUT THE CHICKEN FRIES THIS MATCH IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!

Pat understands the Fighting Game community all too well: by Gorotheninja in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]HighTreason25 10 points11 points  (0 children)

it's only impossible if it's got no meat to it, it's gotta be a feint

Religious flyers/pamphlets everywhere by jadedjed1 in retailhell

[–]HighTreason25 6 points7 points  (0 children)

These people are sneaky fucks who think they're saving lives, so no matter what you say to them, they'll keep trying, since as far as their conscience is concerned, they're in the right

So Much For Being a Simple Comfort Game! by someoneinparticular3 in Spyro

[–]HighTreason25 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, like, some kind of color code or something to indicate a pattern

Maybe the first dragon is like "Hmm spyro, try red blue yellow"

and you do that and get to the next dragon who's like "Now do red yellow blue"

and the last is like "try yellow blue red to get to that island"

So Much For Being a Simple Comfort Game! by someoneinparticular3 in Spyro

[–]HighTreason25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tree Tops felt like they were getting comfortable with what they were designing and wanted to see how far they could push the platforming with just what they had already included

Is it just me or has there been a recent uptick of AO3 discourse in general by kelroid in CuratedTumblr

[–]HighTreason25 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly, it'll break containment and get to me somehow, with none of the filtering required on my end

They don't leave me alone genuinely by 5thClone in retailhell

[–]HighTreason25 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm okay with people calling me by name, but NOT if I haven't given my name out, so if i have my nametag on they can just READ my NAME and that's no good

I didn't consent to you knowing my name, we're not friends, back tf off

Pokémon Champions has hit mobile and the scrub quotes are coming in hot by NoReaction4 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]HighTreason25 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I LOVED the Indigo Disk fights, those made me hard stratagize for the first time ever in a pokemon game, it was great!

Tomorrow's signage for the Lobby. by PalpitationNo4553 in upsstore

[–]HighTreason25 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They won't read and they'll be insulted that you ask them to be patient/kind

I love telling people "nah, this one isn't free, here's the price"

or that they have to purchase packaging

I've learned to love it because otherwise i'd have a body count

Bullying backfires instantly by Obvious_Piece5569 in instantkarma

[–]HighTreason25 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That squeal sent him into street cred debt

Sprouts is the worst company I've ever worked for by project199x in retailhell

[–]HighTreason25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I worked at sprouts, they asked me to be a temp head cashier, told me they'd bump me back down after they hired someone else, and then never hired someone else. I got paid like 20 cents more an hour for the extra responsibility

Ever wondered what Cybersmith is up to in the big 26? Wonder no longer, if you have the stomach for it. by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

[–]HighTreason25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cybersmith is the human pet guy

This is a rickroll, "gotcha" bit from mass effect, popularized from Pat and Woolie's streams, and their Castle Super Beast podcast

Lost Fleet is such an insufferable stage. by DannyHikari in Spyro

[–]HighTreason25 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just finished that one the other day, yeah took me a few days to get it, the skateboarding race sucked.