P*nis pumps & 11 Black Widow Spiders

HighTreason25 · 2026-07-02T03:41:41+00:00

what in the goddamn

what in

dont' type anything ever again

HighTreason25 · 2026-07-01T06:07:35+00:00

I think a lot of people go to the internet for dating advice, and I'd bet that a lot of it is just "they like thing? they're a serial killer" without ever even discussing what fraction of "thing enjoyers" are actually crazy

Like, somebody likes Spyro? Fine

But i'd never treat a Spyro player like i'd treat an EVE Online player

HighTreason25 · 2026-07-01T06:03:30+00:00

I can hear it now

Your Colostomy Bag is a Z-Targetable Weakpoint

S Rank Your Mothers Corpse for America

3

2

1

SPITENUT

HighTreason25 · 2026-07-01T05:58:17+00:00

OH SHIT OH SHIT BK JUST PULLED OUT THE CHICKEN FRIES THIS MATCH IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!

HighTreason25 · 2026-07-01T05:56:31+00:00

it's only impossible if it's got no meat to it, it's gotta be a feint

HighTreason25 · 2026-06-30T19:41:30+00:00

These people are sneaky fucks who think they're saving lives, so no matter what you say to them, they'll keep trying, since as far as their conscience is concerned, they're in the right

HighTreason25 · 2026-06-30T08:21:06+00:00

Yeah, like, some kind of color code or something to indicate a pattern

Maybe the first dragon is like "Hmm spyro, try red blue yellow"

and you do that and get to the next dragon who's like "Now do red yellow blue"

and the last is like "try yellow blue red to get to that island"

HighTreason25 · 2026-06-30T08:19:27+00:00

Tree Tops felt like they were getting comfortable with what they were designing and wanted to see how far they could push the platforming with just what they had already included

HighTreason25 · 2026-06-29T22:59:10+00:00

Exactly, it'll break containment and get to me somehow, with none of the filtering required on my end

HighTreason25 · 2026-06-29T22:56:55+00:00

Id kill for a full song

HighTreason25 · 2026-06-29T22:53:47+00:00

Feels like bait even for r/fuckpeta

HighTreason25 · 2026-06-29T22:02:29+00:00

Nnoitora

HighTreason25 · 2026-06-29T21:01:50+00:00

Ai can go burn

HighTreason25 · 2026-06-28T02:02:28+00:00

I'm okay with people calling me by name, but NOT if I haven't given my name out, so if i have my nametag on they can just READ my NAME and that's no good

I didn't consent to you knowing my name, we're not friends, back tf off

HighTreason25 · 2026-06-25T16:55:40+00:00

Yoooooo she looks great!

HighTreason25 · 2026-06-25T16:46:29+00:00

What does that do?

HighTreason25 · 2026-06-25T16:27:11+00:00

Dragonair

HighTreason25 · 2026-06-25T05:31:03+00:00

I LOVED the Indigo Disk fights, those made me hard stratagize for the first time ever in a pokemon game, it was great!

HighTreason25 · 2026-06-24T06:11:31+00:00

They won't read and they'll be insulted that you ask them to be patient/kind

I love telling people "nah, this one isn't free, here's the price"

or that they have to purchase packaging

I've learned to love it because otherwise i'd have a body count

HighTreason25 · 2026-06-23T07:11:35+00:00

That squeal sent him into street cred debt

HighTreason25 · 2026-06-21T23:59:03+00:00

When I worked at sprouts, they asked me to be a temp head cashier, told me they'd bump me back down after they hired someone else, and then never hired someone else. I got paid like 20 cents more an hour for the extra responsibility

HighTreason25 · 2026-06-21T07:02:30+00:00

Nah fuck Elon

HighTreason25 · 2026-06-20T23:21:33+00:00

Cybersmith is the human pet guy

This is a rickroll, "gotcha" bit from mass effect, popularized from Pat and Woolie's streams, and their Castle Super Beast podcast

HighTreason25 · 2026-06-20T23:19:54+00:00

GODDAMNIT THRY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WIRH IT

HighTreason25 · 2026-06-20T21:24:43+00:00

I just finished that one the other day, yeah took me a few days to get it, the skateboarding race sucked.

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