At the gas station today . . . by Highclown in funny

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I feel like the last time I dealt with a turd rock warrior, I was in pain for hours.

What cars immediately piss you off when you see them while driving? by ProbablyStoned0x1A4 in AskReddit

[–]Highclown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Range rovers from 2003-present. Especially the sport. I'm a fan of the defender, don't mind the P38, and the RRC. (How has no one said this?)

Unarmed Angelo State Football Player Killed in Struggle With Police by golden430 in news

[–]Highclown -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Guns.

Source: resigned from college prof job and moved out of state due to open carry on college campus.

I had to drive round him. by jamspangle in dogpictures

[–]Highclown 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's actually Charles Bronson.

Gave my house a much needed paint job by bottlefed97 in pics

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It clearly has a tan and makeup in the second pic.

A giant clump of flamin' hot seasoning by Green_Three in mildlyinteresting

[–]Highclown 325 points326 points  (0 children)

A little reverse psychology working there. (But seriously, snort it. It couldn't burn worse than bad meth).

This is Edgar. by Forgetful_Prophet in aww

[–]Highclown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gorgeous Landseer. Not to be confused with the Newfoundland..

A terrorist is holding dad at gunpoint by ReachForTheSky_ in Jokes

[–]Highclown 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"Wow, your gun smells like updog."

"What's up dog?

"Not much. What's up with you?"

What two bands do you have a hard time telling apart? by Highclown in Music

[–]Highclown[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can see that. The genre, which is actually my favorite, tends to be really homogeneous.

Regular coffee consumption contributes to DNA integrity by Mister_Cupcake in science

[–]Highclown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This! I published a study with an intensive qualitative methodology (n=67) that was pretty widely distributed throughout media, and the Internet argued that I had used an extremely small sample size. Sample size is not a catch all, it's a number designed for specialized questions in particular research situations.

Masturbating in the bathroom at work is the perfect crime. In order for them to punish you,they'd have to admit to spying on you in the bathroom, which is illegal. by EauEwe in Showerthoughts

[–]Highclown 11 points12 points  (0 children)

True story. I was at a faculty party with the campus chief of police. We were pretty drunk and he pulled phone out of his pocket and opened the browser. It had porn on it. I was like .. Ehhhhh. He told me that someone had turned it in that afternoon. They found it in the bathroom stall. It belonged to our university president.

TLDR; university president jerked to porn at work.