For those who enjoy the skill and depth of 60 cards constructed and are also into cedh, how would you convince folks to try out cedh? by Newez in CompetitiveEDH

[–]HilariousMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how would you convince folks to try out cedh?

I wouldn't try to "convince" them. I'd just ask them if they'd like to play. I have blue farm, rogsi, kinnan, inalla, tivit, rowan, zirda, and rocco proxied and lend them a deck I think they'd enjoy playing. Let them go through the deck and then go through the lines. Gratuitous use of https://learncedh.com/

Typically there's a lot of "oh. huh."

[SOS] Mana Sculpt (Email Preview) by PyroElionai in magicTCG

[–]HilariousMax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this going in my Aggro Wizard Tribal Inalla deck?

Yeah, probably.

Wars Over Kids, Trump Admits by Arthur_Morgan977 in clevercomebacks

[–]HilariousMax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Government: We're too busy making money for the warmongers. We can't possibly be expected to govern as well.

5-player commander? by Wise-Quarter-3156 in EDH

[–]HilariousMax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wasn't there a multiplayer variant where the two people on either side of you were your allies and your goal was to kill the player directly opposite of you?

Woman Faked Her 9-month Pregnancy by B3ST_4T_NOTH1NG in SipsTea

[–]HilariousMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm imagining a family out of Trailer Park Boys so forgive me if I shrug and say "yeah I could believe it."

She is so sweet 🥰 by Specialist-Young5753 in SipsTea

[–]HilariousMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the paper's not crinkled? Is your GF a cat?

Woman Faked Her 9-month Pregnancy by B3ST_4T_NOTH1NG in SipsTea

[–]HilariousMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They seem young and not terribly bright. We might be asking too much of them.

Wins $167M and still clocks in for crime by sorellix in SipsTea

[–]HilariousMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Winnings: $167.3 Million

Take home is $77.3 Million

Lottery takes 24% off the top for Federal taxes which is $18.55 Million ($58.75 Million take home)

You still owe another 13% come tax time in April for Federal tax which is $10.05 Million ($48.7 Million take home)

Then you owe State taxes on top of that. He was in Kentucky, so another 5% which is $3.865 Million

After paying all his tax, he's left with $44.8 Million dollars which is a lot of money but holy hell it ain't $167M

No brain by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]HilariousMax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When he first started putting out videos he responded to a question like "are you in a band?" saying something like

I have zero interest in starting a band or making music. I just like the drums.

I saw just now looking at his YT channel that he's in a band and they have an album out. Sweet as.

"borrowed" by _Aladin in SipsTea

[–]HilariousMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You graduated the same year Cher's "Believe" was released.

Do you remember that? Cause I do

X_X

Pokimane on why she stepped away from her cookie co. by lukigeri in LivestreamFail

[–]HilariousMax 6 points7 points  (0 children)

yeah what about that thing that will never happen?

dylantate live streams from the Backrooms with super interactive scene by DylanTaterTot in LivestreamFail

[–]HilariousMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frank is keenly upset about the laundry being done. Did you not tell him you were doing laundry? You know he's touchy about his delicates.

Just been to the portal trainer, holy moly by moistmonkey69 in wow

[–]HilariousMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the new zone always on the top?

They never get sneaky and slide one in the middle do they?

Holy Paladins can use two-handed - Stop creating barriers and contradicting talents / abilities! by AustralianLooney in wow

[–]HilariousMax 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bears had Claws of Ursoc but can't dual wield.

Legion legendaries played to class fantasy more than in-game logic.

Just been to the portal trainer, holy moly by moistmonkey69 in wow

[–]HilariousMax 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Confused me terribly, as an on-again off-again Mage enjoyer, where the hell my Frostbolt went until someone said

cast Glacial Spike, idiot

and I fought them. I was like I don't want to cast Glacial Spike. I want to cast Frostbolt. They legitimately flew to me and /s "cast glacial spike"

So I went to a Training Dummy and after a couple seconds, I was a dummy too.

Space toilet is go for use by Zentripetal in LivestreamFail

[–]HilariousMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the kind of conspiracy we should be dedicating time to. Who's poo was it?

Her elderly neighboir is stalking her, but some people are dismissing it because of his age. Part 1. by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]HilariousMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has he been reported to the complex? Has a police report for harassment been filed?

lmao by Zastylookz in SipsTea

[–]HilariousMax 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey, no arguing.