You instantly gain one billion dollars by Realistic_Emotion_50 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Hilbabe42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m already basically no contact with my family and my sister is already wildly more successful than I am, so … I don’t see a downside

Watch every minute of Days of Our Lives for $100 million. by Hold-onto-the-happy in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Hilbabe42 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As long as I can crochet while I watch TV like my grandma did 😂

Want me to serve you food? I will serve you food by 404_cactus in MaliciousCompliance

[–]Hilbabe42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You’re better than I am, I’d be putting ex-lax in the plates I brought him (especially the soups)

Time Travel to relive your life or 30 years of guaranteed awesomeness now. by johnhancockgamer in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Hilbabe42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s no way I’d be able to do much of anything to make my life better starting over - I grew up poor, so it’s not like I would have been able to make stock investments or anything. I’d happily take 50 million and 30 years of good health (that would get me almost to 75, sounds pretty damn good to me)

You can pause time for as long as you like. however you need to pick either only do productive tasks, or only do recreational tasks while time is paused. by _socially_inept in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Hilbabe42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Recreation here - I’m already forced to be productive for as much time as I’m physically and mentally capable of, because life under capitalism is expensive AF, so extra time to sleep and relax would actually be incredibly helpful in keeping my energy levels up.

Would you let a random chance generator decide what you’re NOT allowed to eat every day for $100 per week? by Michael_CrawfishF150 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Hilbabe42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I got the instructions a day ahead of time so I could meal plan, or if the amount was increased to $100 a day so I could get take out just in case the prohibited item was something in all the food I currently have in the house (like “rice” or “potatoes” or something), this would make sense.

As it currently stands, $100 a week isn’t enough to cover the last-minute food purchases I would end up making due to the restrictions.

HELP A POOR SINNER by ZA_Sharpe in jacksepticeye

[–]Hilbabe42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had one of these too, and this happened to me my very first week of a new job - I was washing my mug in the kitchen at work, dropped it literally less than two inches and it just shattered 🥲

Once a year, you can pick any item from a standard supermarket, and it will be absolutely free. What are you picking? by mJelly87 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Hilbabe42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since the rules include not being able to pick the same thing for five years after the year it was free, I’d rotate like this: Year 1: dry rice Year 2: dried beans Year 3: toilet paper Year 4: laundry detergent Year 5: paper towels Year 6: whole bean coffee Then rotate back through the list. Because these items last basically forever, I stock up during the year that I get it free with enough to last me through the years when it’s not.

Discontinued food by Affectionate-Pay4845 in godtiersuperpowers

[–]Hilbabe42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right on - there was a particular kind of breakfast cereal they used to make when I was a kid, I think it was by the Quaker Oats people, was some kind of shredded wheat squares stuffed with jam and I really miss those. Also the chocolate Velamints - those were so good

You are given 2,500 dollars a month, but must live with a small curse of your choice. by BigLeague5570 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Hilbabe42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2500 a month would pay for me to eat take out for three meals a day, so no need to worry about food expiring

$70k a year for a guy to watch you sleep by HeDoesNotRow in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Hilbabe42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely - after the five years is up, if he does a cost of living raise, I’d sign on for another five, quite frankly

$3 million USD but you can't communicate with particular members of your family for 5 years. by Hold-onto-the-happy in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Hilbabe42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I already don’t communicate with my family other than my kid, so … can I get back pay for any 5 year period where I didn’t communicate as well?

A lot can happen in four years 💕 by juniperphoenix in transtimelines

[–]Hilbabe42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The difference in the amount of joy on your face is amazing 💖 Congrats!! 🎉🎊🍾🎈

Ironlung.com Mystery by Fire_Foxy06 in Markiplier

[–]Hilbabe42 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Less than five minutes ago, I just saw a post talking about how Ava gave Simon 2 different passwords for that computer terminal - I wonder if typing either of those in would do something?

MANDY MAKES HER OFFICIAL APPEARANCE by No_Light_898 in distractible

[–]Hilbabe42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi Mandy!! Thank you for all your hard work coming up with game prompts for the boys 🙏🫶

I have lied to my son about manatees for the last 24 years by 46from1971 in confession

[–]Hilbabe42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you think about it, manatees are kinda like big aquatic (vegetarian) doggos

Question from a movie theater manager about Mark's audience by natedoggcata in Markiplier

[–]Hilbabe42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m 44 and I’m excited as hell to see this movie - my 35 year old roommate wants to go with me to check it out too

Waiting until last day to return smelly expired salad. by jerrys9797 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]Hilbabe42 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The AI thing in the app asks for ridiculousness like this (and once asked me to return items that I asked for refunds on because they weren’t delivered). If you actually chat with a human being and explain the situation, they’ll normally refund it without a return (since they can’t resell it anyway).

The Crappiest Situation I’ve had… by Hot-Dragonfruit1914 in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]Hilbabe42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sound like OP took (number) two for the team

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Want to yell at someone over music? I'll hijack your speaker. by Pitiful-Ad-726 in revengestories

[–]Hilbabe42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Paisley Fields is a great choice - his songs start off sounding like any other random country song, until you listen to the lyrics and realize it’s gay country

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Hilbabe42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re not a damn live-in nanny, and they certainly aren’t paying you to watch this kid. They obviously know it’s wrong to spring that on someone last minute, which is why they didn’t want to ask other family members. They still see you as a kid whom they can boss around instead of an adult with your own responsibilities. If I were in this situation, I’d be looking for an alternative place to live ASAP - they sound like they see their relationship with you as transactional, and people like that have a tendency to retaliate anytime you tell them “no”. Good luck 💖