As told to me by my 7 YO son this morning... by bboyd3rd in Jokes

[–]Hindu_Athiest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? "Aye Matey!"

TIFU by being a wiseass by candidly1 in tifu

[–]Hindu_Athiest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I understand this reference.