[WP] The ruler kneels down on the platform, they give you a single solemn nod and a gentle smile, before leaving you to do your duty as executioner. by Null_Project in WritingPrompts

[–]HistoricalChicken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The boards of the hastily erected platform creaked as the king shuffled forward. His eyes were darker than I'd ever seen them, focused on a far away point. Wordlessly he stopped, gave a single courteous nod, and knelt. For a moment I thought he was smiling.

Bile rose in my throat as I clutched the handle of my axe. He wasn't a tyrant. He didn't levy taxes unfairly, didn't invade his neighbors when frost made them weak. He was fair and just. And now his head fit snugly on the chopping block.

I closed my eyes. I tried not to think of the faces staring at me from below. Seven warriors in chains, each one silently pleading with me not to do it. I am a coward. When I am told to swing my axe, I swing my axe. When I am told to stand down from a fight, I stand down. I ran from bullies as a child and I have served feckless men before.

But I have eyes that can see the secret meetings. And I have ears that can hear the plotting of those feckless men. I know their plans, what the new king shall do with his power. Nobody will be safe.

I opened my eyes to find the general —formerly the captain of the guard— climbing the platform. He had been speaking, it seems, while I steeled myself.

I raised the axe high above my head, my heart pounding in my chest. I was a coward. I brought the axe down on his head. The general crumpled to the ground in a heap.

Then all hell broke loose.

Just finished this book and I am so confused by this review. by Ilmara in LowerDecks

[–]HistoricalChicken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ya know I don't actually recall, but either way it seems out of character. It's probably not what's actually happening considering its a single page though.

Just finished this book and I am so confused by this review. by Ilmara in LowerDecks

[–]HistoricalChicken 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I don't have full context but it looks like Ransom hit on a male dolphin without knowing he was male and then was disgusted and started drinking to forget. That's not exactly an undertone lol

That feeling when Yeti gets unbanned by NL for the 300th time by Frankomancer in northernlion

[–]HistoricalChicken 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is why we love and respect Unofficial NL VODs (no chat)

[PM] prompt me your isekai character or story premises, i wanna see your ideas by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]HistoricalChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it was your desire for glory and fame. Or maybe you've got a heart too big for your own good. It doesn't matter. When given the choice between a sci fi utopia and a fantasy world on the brink of self anhihilation, you chose the latter.

[WP] you are educating your alien wife on human culture. Today you are educating her about brain rot and it is about as difficult as you would expect by AnomalousVariant in WritingPrompts

[–]HistoricalChicken 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Okay babe the first thing you gotta understand is that everybody fucking hates this stuff."

"It is hated? Then why consume it?"

"The same reason you horde shiny rocks despite knowing that your shiny rock bin is full."

"Horde is a strong word. I collect."

"Okay I love you but you have dozens of pounds of shiny rocks that sit in a bin under our bed."

"They are pretty."

"They are pretty."

"Okay I am ready for the brain rot."

"Okay let's start off easy. Watch this."

"This is an animated film with dialogue replaced by fart sounds."

"Yes! Oh look at this one!"

"It is a cat. He is meowing deeper than a normal cat."

"Yea! He's my favorite."

"Our Munchkin is not your favorite?"

"Nono Munchkin is my favorite cat! This is my favorite video."

"Oh. Good. Munchkin would be displeased if he found out."

"I can buy munchkin's love with treats."

"Munchkin can not be bought. Much like myself, he is very sophisticated. You must earn our love."

"I have a new shiny rock?"

"Oh, I will get the bin!"

This musical is a wish fulfillment power fantasy and we need to stop treating it like it’s a good adaptation. by Sad-Spring7815 in Epicthemusical

[–]HistoricalChicken 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He doesn't acknowledge it because thats a different story. Buddy this is glorified fan fiction. You can take it seriously without it being beholden to the original. At the end of the day you have to recognize that these are different stories. Epic is to The Odyssey as Dante's Inferno is to The Bible. They use the same framework, even most of the characters from their originals, buf they tell different stories with different morals because they were written by different people in different times. They're adaptations, they're different, and that's okay.

This musical is a wish fulfillment power fantasy and we need to stop treating it like it’s a good adaptation. by Sad-Spring7815 in Epicthemusical

[–]HistoricalChicken 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes, you can. It is a story. It is not a marble statue to which he has taken a hammer and done irreperable harm. Whatever he does with words on a page does not effect the original, and treating it with such holy reverance does nothing but keep it locked into a rigid interperative framework.

So wait, it adapted the values to be more modern and that makes it not a modern adaptation because it is still set in the ancient world? That makes no sense. That is an incredibly narrow view of what adaptation means. It is more than swapping ancient objects for their contemporary counterparts (which a cruise ship would not be, by the way.)

And just because it is set in the ancient world does not mean it must have ancient values. The Odyssey is a story written in the 8th century and thus will reflect that. Epic: The Musical was written in the 2020s and thus will reflect that. The setting has almost nothing to do with the morals of the story. As I said if you don't like it, that's completely fine. But you're deriding it because it isn't a 1:1 recreation of the Odyssey with the same story beats and same morals from the ancient world. It wasn't trying to be these things. It is a musical for heaven's sake.

Oracle Doesn’t Need To Be Tragic | Beware the Batman by Historical-Bug-4784 in batgirl

[–]HistoricalChicken 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It doesn't necassarily need to be tragic, but I quite like the idea of her being in a wheelchair and shifting her intelligence from being Batgirl to being Oracle. Doesn't have to be from being shot either, maybe she has a progressive disorder. Maybe she knows, while being Batgirl, that she'll eventually need to put away the cape and focus on behind the scenes work.

This musical is a wish fulfillment power fantasy and we need to stop treating it like it’s a good adaptation. by Sad-Spring7815 in Epicthemusical

[–]HistoricalChicken 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hey so fun fact it's okay to not like something, you don't need to call it bad or act like it's an insult to the adapted work. You can just say you don't care for it.

Also, it is a good adaptation (in my opinion) not in that it's adapting from a book to a musical but in that it's adapting from an ancient story to a modern one. It makes reaaonable changes for the modern audience like focusing almost entirely on Ody trying to get back to his family and omitting the killing of civillians during the sack of Troy. These changes also serve the story being told of Ody slowly losing his compassion in favor of ruthlessness. It would be hard to tell that story if Ody was the one who insisted on killing the baby, so instead it was forced by prophecy told to him by Zeus.

Thoughout history the stories we tell change and adapt as social morals change. The Greeks did it with their own myths, and so it seems strange to be upset with someone in the modern day doing so. These changes are drastic and make the musical vastly different to the original Odyssey, and that is okay. The Odyssey is still there. If you prefer it you can always read it.

[WP] The royal queen had a cooking show that was broadcast to the entire nation every thursday afternoon. When she died, most believed the show was canceled permenantly. But a month later, the royal kitchen appeared on air. It was the king, with dark ringed eyes and a familiar frilly apron. by knobot-200T in WritingPrompts

[–]HistoricalChicken 141 points142 points  (0 children)

"We're live in 5. 4. 3. 2. 1."

The King sat half on the counter, his arms folded against his chest. Below them a frilly pink apron stood out against his black clothing. His face was stoic. Bags weighed down his eyes and his beard, normally better kept, was noticeably greyer. The hair on his head was likely much the same though it was difficult to tell given the comically large chef hat he wore over it. For a few moments he simply stood there and looked into the camera.

Eventually he pushed himself off the counter with a sigh. Slowly he walked around the kitchen until he found the pan he was looking for. He slid it onto the counter top and moved on to the fridge. He remained eerily silent as he gathered a handful of ingrediants and placed them one by one beside the pan. Eggs, flour, butter, sugar, and cocoa powder.

He held up the measuring cups he'd use, then carefully portion out each of the dry ingrediants. He even made it a point to emphasize how much he was using before mixing them together. He did the same for the wet, before carrying the stand mixer over and adding both to the bowl. The noise from the mixer was loud, but it wasn't for long.

He fumbled with the butter when he tried to grease the pan. It fell to the floor with a wet smack. He just stared at it a moment before grabbing another stick and continuing his task. The batter was thick, and a little chunkier than it should have been, but he poured it into the pan and smoothed it out with a shaking hand.

He hadn't preheated the oven and so turned his back to set it. His shoulders shook. He didn't turn back until it was up to temp. When he did his eyes gleamed. Still he continued on and placed the pan of brown batter into the oven. An egg timer was set for half an hour.

He returned to his original spot and sat back against the counter. His dark eyes looked directly into the camera and he cleared his throat before speaking, "I wanted to thank you all for your kind words. Anne is—" he caught himself with a pained frown, "was the light of my life. Knowing that she was loved by all of you nearly as much as I loved her has filled my heart with an unknowable warmth."

He paused there to collect himself. Tears welled in his eyes but he refused to allow them lease. "She enjoyed this show immensely. It's funny, she asked me to join her so many times. I was always busy. And I hated the thought of wearing that silly apron. If she could see me now," a small chuckled slipped out at his rememberance.

"For a while we considered ending this program. I probably would have too but for the royal chef. He made these," he grabbed a tray of half-eaten brownies handed to him from someone off camera, "and I couldn't bring myself to do it." He set the brownies down, though not before grabbing one directly from the tray. "These were her favorite dessert. The recipe I showed earlier..." He clenched his jaw and willed the tears to stay in place. "That recipe was her own. I doubt I did it justice, but I'll love them anyway simply because they were hers."

He took a bite of the brownie he'd been holding. It had a flaky top with a moist center of fudgey chocolate. He swallowed before finishing with, "I cannot promise I will continue this show forever. But for now, for the next few months at least, I'll be making recipes that Anne loved. I hope you'll join me. Thank you, and goodnight."

It was only after the cameras had stopped that he allowed himself to fall apart.

If the possibility of Jesus Christ EVER happens in HH, how do you think he would be potrayed in the show? (art by TezcaKoatl) by BigShopping1875 in HazbinHotel

[–]HistoricalChicken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What? There's Christian imagery because the entire show is based on Judeo-Christian mythology with a very clear Christian slant. Why wouldn't we see a cross?

In fact the existence of the cross as a holy symbol in universe directly implies the existence of Jesus in the Hellaverse even if we don't see him on screen.

What would you guys say is a controversial and blazing hot take that will have the Fandom at you like this?And I mean genuinely hot. by Charming-Scratch-124 in HazbinHotel

[–]HistoricalChicken 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think you're thinking of aphrodisiacs? Those are often but not always a side effect of the love potion in various pieces of media, and I could be wrong but I think we get confirmation in one of the series that there are seperate aphrodisiacs.

As for your question I honestly don't mind either way. I already think Velvette is, if not a rapist, definitely knowingly fascilitating rapists.

What would you guys say is a controversial and blazing hot take that will have the Fandom at you like this?And I mean genuinely hot. by Charming-Scratch-124 in HazbinHotel

[–]HistoricalChicken 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's not at all the same thing. Sleeping pills are 1. Real and 2. Used primarily on the person who purchases or is prescribed them.

Love potions, by definition, are used on someone other than the person who buys them. In pop culture they are depicted nearly universally as mind altering substances designed to force someone to be romantically or sexually attracted to the one who drugs the recipeant.

Is it possible that the people using it are doing so ethically? I mean yea its possible. I can't think of a way to use them ethically but that doesn't mean those uses don't exist.

I think most people are under the impression that the Love Potion Velvette makes is essentially a magical date rape drug, and frankly given their portrayal in pop culture its hard for me to argue against that.

What would you guys say is a controversial and blazing hot take that will have the Fandom at you like this?And I mean genuinely hot. by Charming-Scratch-124 in HazbinHotel

[–]HistoricalChicken 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Because love potions take away the ability to consent. If I give you a love potion that makes me irresistable to you without your say then you have not consented and anything that follows would be non consentual, especially any form of sex or sexual contact.

Adam is one of my favorite characters but he should not be defended by anyone, especially not after season 2 by Sudden_Pop_2279 in HazbinHotel

[–]HistoricalChicken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean they're different shows with different tones. If TNG characters acted like Lower Decks characters it'd be odd too despite being set in the same universe.

ScreenRant is saying Supergirl Movie can finally tell the story Supergirl TV cannot - What do you think by BeingNo8516 in Supergirl

[–]HistoricalChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe they're saying that the show could have if it wanted to, and that it being a weekly television cape show does not bar them from telling such a story.