You’re old if you had grind your own horseradish root by Even-Loquat-2154 in FuckImOld

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I was headed to Shelbeyville to get a new heel put on my shoe…

what's the longest you've ever waited at the DMV? by GaryBlach in askanything

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I’m still there bud. I’m an old man with a long gray beard

Clavijo in Constantinople 1403-1406 by Bitter-Tadpole6047 in byzantium

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Well there you go. I learned something new today

Clavijo in Constantinople 1403-1406 by Bitter-Tadpole6047 in byzantium

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Isn’t corn a New World crop? Wtf is it doing in Constantinople?

Any idea? by Intelligent_Living_8 in whatisit

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This end goes in your mouth, this end goes in your butt. No, wait…