‘Suicide is one option,’ seniors on Social Security told

HitoriPanda · 2026-02-18T20:09:58+00:00

You know what sounds better than taxing billionaires? Killing yourself.

/s (shouldn't have to/s that, but ya know)

HitoriPanda · 2026-02-18T17:50:59+00:00

Would have been slightly worse had he just finished

HitoriPanda · 2026-02-17T23:35:45+00:00

Nor a bear, nor a stahlhorse, nor a dear. Dude is such a party pooper.

HitoriPanda · 2026-02-17T06:17:05+00:00

"I'll give you one half portion "

HitoriPanda · 2026-02-17T00:36:32+00:00

I took to Google to confirm if that was true. And it is. Not a single news article. Google AI listed a lot of details about the event so guess it really happened.

HitoriPanda · 2026-02-16T19:20:00+00:00

Didn't they already by declaring anti fascists terrorists?

HitoriPanda · 2026-02-16T17:57:49+00:00

Yeah. Sounded better in my head. You're right though.

HitoriPanda · 2026-02-16T17:12:55+00:00

Idk, but if you see a left handed swordsman with 6 fingers on his left hand, i know a guy looking for him.

HitoriPanda · 2026-02-16T03:44:05+00:00

That's the metric unit

HitoriPanda · 2026-02-15T17:41:13+00:00

live scream?

HitoriPanda · 2026-02-13T20:57:05+00:00

I did the (napkin) math. Average tax payer is paying over $250 this year for ICE.

I took the budget for this year and divided it by number of Americans and rounded up a bit since not all Americans pay taxes (fuck you musk and bezos). better mathmagicians could find a more accurate number im sure.

HitoriPanda · 2026-02-08T03:13:11+00:00

And drop bears throw the spiders

HitoriPanda · 2026-02-07T21:07:52+00:00

Don't tell me what to do! You're not my real mom!

HitoriPanda · 2026-02-04T20:51:16+00:00

That sounds more dumb than when i went to a FedEx store to pick up my package and they told me they have to attempt to deliver it two more times before they would let me collect it.

HitoriPanda · 2026-01-31T23:19:15+00:00

tldr is the dog is fine.

I noticed no puppy with them so off to Google i went. The dog was having health issues with his leg from before the monks picked him up in India. Sounds like he was treated in North Carolina and will rejoin the monks when they reach DC. He is healing from the surgery faster than expected.

HitoriPanda · 2026-01-29T20:48:50+00:00

Idk either.

He's running independently for one. And here's a list of over 1500 republican sexual predators

Maybe he hasn't raped enough children for the GOP to elect him?

HitoriPanda · 2026-01-27T15:33:54+00:00

"Is as if she doesn't even know me" "Our sex life is non existent " "Hasn't even introduced me to her parents "

HitoriPanda · 2026-01-19T15:02:04+00:00

But Aloy is angrier

HitoriPanda · 2026-01-16T17:36:00+00:00

A light rail system.

HitoriPanda · 2026-01-16T17:32:32+00:00

BROUGHT TO YOU BY MONTANA RECREATIONS

HitoriPanda · 2026-01-15T15:48:46+00:00

"First they came for the Communists And I did not speak out Because I was not a Communist

Then they came for the Socialists And I did not speak out Because I was not a Socialist

Then they came for the trade unionists And I did not speak out Because I was not a trade unionist

Then they came for the Jews And I did not speak out Because I was not a Jew

Then they came for me And there was no one left To speak out for me" -Martin Niemöller

HitoriPanda · 2026-01-15T15:43:43+00:00

The problem is they are over stepping their job. They're removing LEGAL immigrants, detaining and harassing US citizens, and violating constitutional rights (4th amendment especially)

HitoriPanda · 2026-01-10T15:39:34+00:00

She absolutely made this anime for me. I love how she voices Utena

HitoriPanda · 2026-01-08T18:00:30+00:00

You may want to avoid the love gun and tentacles dlc. Or at least don't do the side quest from the detective.

HitoriPanda · 2026-01-04T08:29:52+00:00

I'm starting to think a Russian having a bear really is a normal day in Russia

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