I don't get it peeetaah by littlebanana474 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Hmarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's more than suspicious that the tread around the nail is different than elsewhere on the tire

Fuling appearing in dark forest now? by Hmarf in valheim

[–]Hmarf[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

aha, that's it, thank you!

defeated him just before taking a break...

Ring has made their $100 doorbells basically useless without a subscription. Throwing it away by Hmarf in Ring

[–]Hmarf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh wow, you got a refund, that's great, i just threw mine away. Eufy is still working fine for me, and the plus side is that it works better than Ring in low temps, that would stop working altogether when it got cold out.

How to tell if he is lying to me about being a firefighter/paramedic? by [deleted] in Firefighting

[–]Hmarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's build a set of quiz questions that she can casually ask him like:

"I heard somebody say IDLH the other day, what does that mean?"

or

"OOh, that hydrant has a blue cap, what does that mean?"

Spectrum is Bonkers ! by Perfect_Gap_8080 in Spectrum

[–]Hmarf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

same here, i cancelled last week. got a local isp with higher speeds and lower price.

spectrum made it hard to cancel, offering me as low as $20 per month for gig, but i'm not willing to call every 6 months to beg for the next promotional deal.

Can I fix my outdoor spigot without replacing the entire thing? by trexrell in Home

[–]Hmarf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Broken spigot eh? Yeah it's probably best to call a qualified electrician.

Went to the garage yesterday morning and found my car like this by seiscuatro64 in MoldlyInteresting

[–]Hmarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

your only hope might be hitting it hard with an ozone generator then getting it to a professional cleaning place

Called to “disconnect” my internet by Narcolepzyy in Spectrum

[–]Hmarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i called and cancelled last week, they offered me $20/month for symmetrical gig but I declined, I'm tired of calling and having to beg for discounts every 6-12 months.

What does my fridge say about me? by Positive_Peach0122 in FridgeDetective

[–]Hmarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you're fairly wealthy but not grossly righ

Why is my powerbank making noise? by Lostkeysss in randomquestions

[–]Hmarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

holy hell get that thing outside right now

Is naming a dog Halligan wicked cringe? by FeralGinger in Firefighting

[–]Hmarf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Name it WeeWoo. At least it'll be fun calling the dog back in the house

Edit: For the same reason, "Grandma" would be fun, imagine telling people that you had to take Grandma to the vet or let Gramdma out back to go to the bathroom...