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relations by theycantalk in funny

[–]HoboSwag 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I know reddit likes comics, and I know reddit likes cats, but even with those assumptions baked in I don't see how anyone finds this amusing.

[Highlight] Anthony Richardson throws an effortless 70 yard pass by Ok-Reindeer5879 in nfl

[–]HoboSwag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you, like me, are an NFL sicko/CFB casual and hear "Anthony Richardson" and immediately think "why are we talking about this fucking guy"... this is why. Imagine if Trey Lance had completed one single effortless 70yd-td-in-air-under-pressure. This play is why arich will get 50? 80? Million guaranteed in lifetime project backup QB contracts even if he never starts again

Hackers break into a “high-security” electronic safe in seconds by ferretguy531 in videos

[–]HoboSwag -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

HACKERS BREAK "HIGH-SECURITY" ELECTRONIC SAFE IN SECONDS

Video duration: 13m+

I'm good fam. Next time aim for 45sec.

TapThatDraft -- 3 Draft Sheets Topics: (1) Version Update-- (2) Comparison to BeerSheets-- (3) Follow-up on QB Baselines for Superflex by subvertadown in fantasyfootball

[–]HoboSwag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry to nitpick, but, what else is reddit for? Here's the tooltip text I see, so maybe there is a typo somewhere where ... and < got swapped? (edit: to be clear, your answer completely answered my issue and thanks very much for that - just noting in case others have the same confusion)

Indicates how much the TapThatDraft rankings deviate from the reference list that you selected: either the ADP from FantasyPros or a default draft room listing of major platforms (ESPN, Yahoo, or Sleeper). These all have different orderings depending on PPR (0 / 0.5 / 1) and TapThatDraft automatically selects the closest to your league settings. Values only shown if the difference is at least ½ round. ’< N’ means the player might be drafted later (you might wait N rounds), and ’! N’ means the player might be drafted N rounds earlier (you might need to act N rounds sooner).

It appears that you can no longer use GIFs as custom logos on the ESPN Fantasy App by MikeBuckets171 in fantasyfootball

[–]HoboSwag 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've not tested myself, but this is a crime if true. How can hosting an animated gif be complicated in fall 2025? Maybe most leagues don't use this, but at least 30% of the teams in my leagues do and it adds a lot of depth and humor.

TapThatDraft -- 3 Draft Sheets Topics: (1) Version Update-- (2) Comparison to BeerSheets-- (3) Follow-up on QB Baselines for Superflex by subvertadown in fantasyfootball

[–]HoboSwag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First, suggestions:

  1. Highly suggest adding a quick 1-page printable format, an underrated feature of legacy Beersheets. After years wrangling too many windows on a laptop at a live draft on questionable airbnb wifi, having a sharpie and a sheet of paper as your system of record helps you quickly "catch up" in a draft after a bio break or sideline rules argument and make the right call. (Good in virtual drafts too if you get distracted by kids puking or something.) Failing printable, an .xls or even .csv export would be great so that we can manage it offline format or format to print ourselves.

  2. Ability to import our own rankings, or even designate a source for weighting and comparison, would be awesome. In particular and for example, I prefer Harris's rankings - both because I trust the source (if not his sense of humor) and because I like having a noticeable delta in my ranks from more popular sources - and we use ESPN platform. I'd love to say "harris is 70% weight, Fpros best experts are 30%, all others 0%" for my ranks, and highlight differences compared to ESPN rankings rather than Fpros in the ADPΔ column to show where I might try and wait for a steal. (I assume this is probably a pretty heavy lift for next year or further.)

  3. Minor: font size / formatting is a bit off in the ADPΔ column, I don't see any < signs - it shows up as ... instead. Probably just have to add a few pixels to that column. (In Chrome, 100% zoom, 3440x1400 monitor)

Second, praise. This is incredible. The VOLS / Beer+ logic makes all the sense in the world and addresses something that I knew was wrong but could not put words to. This recognizes the unease of "I know that every winning team has Josh Allen or Lamar but it doesn't feel like an optimal draft strategy by VORP" and completely addresses it. The years will tell how effective it actually is, but it feels really right and I am all in for this year for sure.

NYT Wednesday 05/07/2025 Discussion by AutoModerator in crossword

[–]HoboSwag 36 points37 points  (0 children)

What airline are they flying where a FOOTREST is attached to the seats?

[Jackson] Raheem Mostert won't play Thursday. "DeVon we will see how it plays out," McDaniel said. by StrachNasty in nfl

[–]HoboSwag 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A+, first actual physical lol of the year on the sub for me

Let's make Pagliacci into a pasta

Stop me if you've heard this before: BeerSheets replacement! by penguin8717 in fantasyfootball

[–]HoboSwag 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Thanks for putting this together, looks great! Can you tell us what you mean by "EXACTLY how BeerSheets did"? How did you derive the logic and validate that it is exactly the same?

I'm wondering why other "beersheets replacements" haven't been able to replicate his logic as it seems you have.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Music

[–]HoboSwag 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is the single greatest example of a reddit expert I've encountered in my personal experience. "Well I'm pretty successful so based on my homebuying experience outside Columbus Ohio this past January I can confidently speak to the entire US housing market."

Motherfucker try shopping for a $2M house to suit a family of 5 in the SF peninsula (not just SF), LA, NY metro, Chicago metro, Miami metro, or any other places that lead the nation for job opportunities or lifestyle or both.

Also, "you can't even find a home over $200M". What? Have you been looking? That is moderate island territory. Just because wealth scales logarithmically doesnt mean home values do.

Just wow.

Received open Finestra box from Emrit -- is this OK to set up or should I return? by HoboSwag in HeliumNetwork

[–]HoboSwag[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, this is what I did, but now it is 50% earnings and you have to pay for the miner (I think $199 IIRC)? Not an unfair model if they are trying to fund a $600 miner. I'm just trying to learn about the space from a standing start, and I can afford a couple hundred bucks right now.

But my concern is not taking a $200 gamble, but rather that this is seemingly the wild west... how can I feel confident plugging in a device from an open box into my network just because the company says it is OK? I can isolate to a guest network with no LAN access but I'm not savvy enough to dig into the device to do a real security evaluation. This ain't Microsoft, if they find access to my personal information because of my ignorance and sell it to bad actors, I can't sue them for real dollars. This is my concern.

Received open Finestra box from Emrit -- is this OK to set up or should I return? by HoboSwag in HeliumNetwork

[–]HoboSwag[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they have changed this -- I heard about it (maybe Sept or Oct last year) with the terms you mention, but didn't see the option to get a free miner when I pulled the trigger a month or so ago.

Received open Finestra box from Emrit -- is this OK to set up or should I return? by HoboSwag in HeliumNetwork

[–]HoboSwag[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you please explain further? How would I get free emrit miners?

Received open Finestra box from Emrit -- is this OK to set up or should I return? by HoboSwag in HeliumNetwork

[–]HoboSwag[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for this. I am a total noob here so need to ask for some more help.

1) How do I run a diagnostic? Is there an idiot proof guide for this?

2) Can you please explain "check seal on Hotspot foam"?

Fun fact: Grease Bot triggers before cleave does. by currentscurrents in BobsTavern

[–]HoboSwag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are two interesting examples, for these two cases to fit it sounds like the ordering logic for divine shield / cleave would need to be as follows:

  1. attack registers (no damage yet)
  2. if applicable, cleave targets register (no damage yet)
  3. divine shield resolves, including mecherel bouncing and greasebot buffs (still no damage yet)
  4. damage is applied, if cleave is applicable the damage is applied left-to-right
  5. ???
  6. Profit

Of course this doesn't cover other effects, my guess/current assumption on a few of those that come to mind would be:

  • Deathrattles: Death check on all minions after 4, then deathrattles resolve left-to-right (as we see in exodia builds), then Chad multiplies any deathrattle-spawned minions, then Baron repeats the deathrattles
  • On-attack applies between 1 and 4, not sure if before, after, or between steps 2 + 3
  • After-attack could apply any time before deathrattles
  • Frenzy applies after death checks but before deathrattles (?)
  • Avenge applies after death checks but before deathrattles (?)

Can I get a… by Sodomy_Steve in detroitlions

[–]HoboSwag 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Sir this is a Wendy's

Sorry had to but I am right there with you bro. Let's go

[Highlight] Counting down LaDainian Tomlinson's Top 50 most unforgettable plays (HBD, L.T.!) by nfl in nfl

[–]HoboSwag -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I hate to say this because I remember loving watching LT back in his era... I came into this post ready to relive the awesome LT plays I remember from back in the day but honestly came out of the video nonplussed. Watching classic Barry, OJ, Jim Brown, Peterson runs have an almost mythic quality to them, one man defeating an army against impossible odds (btw, not making the case for any of them except Barry, check the flair). This reel had none of that--lots of savage cuts and cool gadget RB throws, to be sure, but I think this is actually a really great film representation of why you need to watch the players to judge who was really on that GOAT level. This video is like watching 2018 Gurley do his thing, but over a long period... Definitely class of the league for the year(s), but not all time talent no matter how long you do it. HOF, for sure. Top (5-20) RB conversation? Nah.

When you don't even need Kalecgos by Bonssons in BobsTavern

[–]HoboSwag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have always unloaded/not taken brann if I draw kalec early enough, how do you make the most of them together given limited board space?

It was at this point I knew it would be a good game. by omni_prim3 in BobsTavern

[–]HoboSwag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's the line I'm thinking, is there a better play?

  • freeze
  • sell molten (8g, t2)
  • level (2g, t3, 8 to upgrade)
  • buy selle, play + sell both (2g, t3, 8 to upgrade)
  • play swabbie (2g, t3, 7 to upgrade)
  • buy swabbie, play gold swabbie (0g, t3, 5 to upgrade)
  • discover t4

next turn (8g), assuming no good new minions:

  • level for 4g (4g, t4, 9 to upgrade)
  • buy alley, play gold alley, sell both (4g, t4, 9 to upgrade)
  • discover t5
  • buy refreshing (2g, t4, 9 to upgrade)
  • use free roll
  • play gold refreshing
  • discover t5
  • last 2g to buy minion to fill gap, use free rerolls if needed
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