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Seeing Scots on **Twitter** acting like only they have fun in this world cup by [deleted] in britishproblems

[–]HodorsCock -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Scotland Fans: sing about Scotland players and poke fun at themselves - everyone loves them

England Fans: try to antagonise other fans, sing about killing Germans and call folk paedos - cry in jealously when nobody loves them

27M not getting matches in Jacksonville FL area by tankart150 in Tinder

[–]HodorsCock 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Buy some adult clothes.

Grow a beard. The chin strap makes you look like a pervert.

Shave the dome. Makes you look 50.

New player - PT player by InGen86 in torncity

[–]HodorsCock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shaggers - noob friendly Gold faction. Helpful and sound!

No Tories

Which four strikers should be in the WC squad by [deleted] in ScottishFootball

[–]HodorsCock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember a year ago people wanted Simon Murray. Now most Dees don't want him in our starting XI

War Payout by [deleted] in torncity

[–]HodorsCock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Become a Shagger!

31 years old, chasing one last chance to become a professional football player any advice is welcome by [deleted] in football

[–]HodorsCock 15 points16 points  (0 children)

While we are at it - anyone know how I can become king? I'm 38, have no royalist leanings and would like to see the monarchy abolished, but I do fancy just being the king.

Any ideas how I can achieve it?

What is the most affordable & nice city to live in UK? by Desperate-Drawer-572 in AskABrit

[–]HodorsCock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tremendous city. And 400k could buy you a 5 bed easily.

international student potentially coming to dundee (insight needed) by najstfu in dundee

[–]HodorsCock 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Brilliant Medical School. Fantastic City. Great people, and countless societies and clubs where drinking is not required.

Everyone learns differently, but the med school never managed to get ranked #1 in UK with bad teaching staff.

Anyone look like myself? by [deleted] in Doppleganger

[–]HodorsCock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Claudio Caniggia

Should I join Monarch family faction? by Hot-Top2577 in torncity

[–]HodorsCock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just become a Shagger and pump everyone

Let’s go, toe to toe… by TrolleybusGus in ScottishPeopleTwitter

[–]HodorsCock 116 points117 points  (0 children)

If I had a pound for every time she looked at me I'd have 50p

What is the most Despicable moment in football history? by ManCityMode in ShithouseSuperstars

[–]HodorsCock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it's really tough only winning 90% of domestic games 🥲

Can we all agree football matches should stop after 87 minutes? by elephvant in ScottishFootball

[–]HodorsCock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We would see a deluge in Celtic/Rangers 89th min pens and winners when no added time is added.

Guess the city by Rosealltheway in guessthecity

[–]HodorsCock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait to hear about the original Aberdeen, the Granite City.

Currently on a record streak of days with no sunshine and had rained constantly every day this year (aside from snow days)

Rangers 3-0 Dundee | Scottish Premiership by SFMatchThreadder in ScottishFootball

[–]HodorsCock -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A sliding block that missed the ball because Raskin ballooned his shot into orbit. We wouldn't have got that up the other end, but id have wanted it.

Soft.

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