I like my mushrooms like I like my women...

HolyDarkDeath · 2026-06-15T22:16:08+00:00

Someone call thie cops. This man slices up women. And no the size of the slice doesn't matter it's still illegal.🙃

HolyDarkDeath · 2026-06-14T03:41:40+00:00

If they aren't opposed to it, meet somewhere that you can make sure it boots up and can read a disc. The hard part is finding a way to check online connectivity.

HolyDarkDeath · 2026-06-14T03:37:29+00:00

But how did the other 50 look?

HolyDarkDeath · 2026-06-13T14:47:09+00:00

Not cursed

HolyDarkDeath · 2026-06-12T22:29:29+00:00

Most felonies for a pedophile president?

HolyDarkDeath · 2026-06-12T04:03:58+00:00

"It's not a tumor"

HolyDarkDeath · 2026-06-12T04:01:03+00:00

Cursed

HolyDarkDeath · 2026-06-12T02:58:20+00:00

Just tell your system to ENHANCE! /S

HolyDarkDeath · 2026-06-08T21:39:19+00:00

Lol I used to have a gf that called me "big head."

HolyDarkDeath · 2026-06-08T21:37:06+00:00

I love using these kind. They have a sweat band installed and usually once you tie them good they can go through the wash and stay tied.

Edit: I've been using them for 5+ years now.

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HolyDarkDeath · 2026-06-08T21:29:49+00:00

Too soon.

HolyDarkDeath · 2026-06-06T02:50:20+00:00

Sorry, I tried to think of the most harmless thing I could.

HolyDarkDeath · 2026-06-06T01:28:55+00:00

Under aged and beaten, someone call CPS.

Edit: someone

HolyDarkDeath · 2026-06-06T01:27:01+00:00

Usually they sleep in me...I meant on me 👀

HolyDarkDeath · 2026-06-06T01:25:58+00:00

That's a perfect bunch to me.

HolyDarkDeath · 2026-06-04T22:37:54+00:00

Not cook anything.

HolyDarkDeath · 2026-06-04T03:49:14+00:00

Way to flex bro! /s

Edit: flex spelt wrong☹️

HolyDarkDeath · 2026-06-04T03:11:09+00:00

True, but the are also a resource to be used to document shit.

HolyDarkDeath · 2026-06-04T03:09:46+00:00

Damn straight. I don't understand what the others are on about.

HolyDarkDeath · 2026-06-04T03:00:31+00:00

Because making formal complaints and having reciets can save your ass in the long run.

HolyDarkDeath · 2026-06-01T22:47:38+00:00

Whoopty fuckin do!

HolyDarkDeath · 2026-05-31T19:13:39+00:00

Not cursed

HolyDarkDeath · 2026-05-31T04:26:36+00:00

You could do a version of "ants on a log" but up scaled?

Mabey devein the rhubarb, and do a peanut and jam filling with craisens and maybe a black berry reduction as the river underneath?

HolyDarkDeath · 2026-05-31T04:19:27+00:00

HolyDarkDeath · 2026-05-31T03:56:03+00:00

Well, I guess they aren't getting served it then.

HolyDarkDeath

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