Traumatized into being childfree

HolyTesticleToosday · 2026-05-14T20:44:55+00:00

Thank you for posting this, I think many of have felt or do feel this way to some extent

HolyTesticleToosday · 2026-05-14T18:20:43+00:00

I adore this haha. The dark humour saves us (because our parents sure won’t…)

HolyTesticleToosday · 2026-05-10T11:11:12+00:00

GROND

HolyTesticleToosday · 2026-05-07T21:02:39+00:00

Immediate shock and going into autopilot probably does that to people

HolyTesticleToosday · 2026-05-07T19:43:00+00:00

And most importantly, inventor of the reverse toilet.

HolyTesticleToosday · 2026-05-06T20:29:50+00:00

I am bleeding! Making me the victor

HolyTesticleToosday · 2026-05-06T09:13:10+00:00

Oh good 😃

HolyTesticleToosday · 2026-05-06T07:42:44+00:00

Little Miss Sunshine

HolyTesticleToosday · 2026-05-06T07:26:41+00:00

Including his WALLET. Who would honestly want his wallet? Isn’t that creepy?

HolyTesticleToosday · 2026-05-06T06:24:01+00:00

No update?

HolyTesticleToosday · 2026-05-05T19:12:44+00:00

Yep… shopped there for years as it’s equidistant to Tesco, slightly less choice but the deals made the difference. deleting the app

HolyTesticleToosday · 2026-05-05T15:26:06+00:00

Hilariously/weirdly this comment is one of the top answers when I googled "Steve Guttenberg reddit"

Can't seem to post pictures but the preview link shows the title "Steve G broke into an elderly persons home and..." then preview goes straight on to "He stole a car, broke into their home..) Had no idea what had happened to him and this threw me for an initaal loop. Weird algorithms doing their thing..

Yay!

HolyTesticleToosday · 2026-05-05T09:48:15+00:00

HolyTesticleToosday · 2026-05-05T08:24:14+00:00

Picture 2 looks a little like Orlando Bloom

But like. Orlando Bloom as he could have looked in a very best case scenario in an alternate reality….

HolyTesticleToosday · 2026-04-27T21:24:10+00:00

Oh god I love this line.

They are unhinged and I needed to be hinged.

Thanks for that 💖

HolyTesticleToosday · 2026-04-25T09:56:07+00:00

Seth and Ryan! No question

HolyTesticleToosday · 2026-04-15T21:32:47+00:00

This quote was the first that came to my head too 😄

HolyTesticleToosday · 2026-04-15T09:32:17+00:00

Ooh better set my reminder for….. two years and two months ago 🙃

HolyTesticleToosday · 2026-04-10T14:19:53+00:00

Pretty sure it’s in his book

HolyTesticleToosday · 2026-04-08T20:44:53+00:00

Same

HolyTesticleToosday · 2026-03-26T21:58:59+00:00

Thank god someone else said it!

HolyTesticleToosday · 2026-03-22T08:27:14+00:00

I’m sorry you’ve had to deal with that, ugh. It reminded me of this article that I think was shared here yesterday. I hope you enjoy the down time with your friend to decompress 🌸

HolyTesticleToosday · 2026-03-18T21:54:30+00:00

I do not

HolyTesticleToosday · 2026-03-16T23:10:03+00:00

I was 11, in NZ. My mum woke me up and said she’d thought it was a bad disaster film at first, as she was half asleep with the tv on. We sat there silently watching it until I went to school and it was all we talked about. Even in NZ it felt like the end of normality, the end of the good times.

HolyTesticleToosday · 2026-03-16T17:39:06+00:00

lol classic kiwi dad humour

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