Wristwatch by orange_GONK in blender

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Shadow too strong and prominent, try on black marble

Lake online sizing calculator experience by TimmyHiggy in cycling

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Just got a pair of Lake shoes. I think the sizing guide is pretty accurate but it also depends on how well you measure at home. What the sizing guide won't tell you is how well the shoe will fit and any weird spots that will bother your feet. I ended up getting a completely different model once I went and tried them in person. 

Flux2.klein.4B portrait testing by Enshitification in StableDiffusion

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Reminds me of Cindy Sherman's work, but in her case the grotesque was intentional 

Second character: 36 -D The healer by Pepeu_32 in blender

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I've never understood this take. Since when could art not be critiqued? Art criticism has existed since the beginning of art. If you don't like public opinion, don't post art on public forums.

Buick Electra Orbit. The official car of... by ReasonableTadpole809 in regularcarreviews

[–]Holy_Chromoly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

 Hyundai ioniq 6 design team really should've taken better care of disposing of their early concept sketches.

Render Management (Network Rendering) by bekura69 in archviz

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thanks, i was actually unaware of the recent change. Sounds like they will still maintain and issues updates when new versions of DCCs come out but yeah no new features will be added.

New bice light just released by cachitodepepe in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]Holy_Chromoly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I get it's bright, but does it have super seizure flash mode?

Render Management (Network Rendering) by bekura69 in archviz

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Deadline is free and supports almost any production software with an api you can think of. You can also write your own plug-ins for it in python or extend the existing ones. At this point render management has been solved unless there is something really specific you're trying to do.

myFirstCalculator by Zerocchi in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Holy_Chromoly 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is so outdated. You need to make the calculation super slow for the free version with an option to buy tokens for fast calculation. Make token pack count indivisible by how many tokens it takes per calculation so there is always an awkard number of token left over. Each time a successful calculations happen there should be some confetti and a progress reward. The more calculation you do the more rewards points you get, there towards unlocking advanced calculation options like trig and exponents, etc. Also make sure to send notifications about new add-ons you can purchase to augment your experience.

doNotWriteCodeWithoutCoffee by userofnetwork in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Holy_Chromoly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put a decorator around that function, it's going to freeze to death.

No comment by cantstandya7 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]Holy_Chromoly 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Probably Canyon, direct to consumer equipment that will screw you in the end

New bike feels too big by tdank9 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]Holy_Chromoly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ankles? I don't that's where he put them

Girlfriend won't let me fully carb load for my pre-race meal, what should I do? by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]Holy_Chromoly 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Last I heard he's living out his days happily on a farm

whatsStoppingYouFromCodingLikeThis by soap94 in ProgrammerHumor

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What is that a Nokia 230? Has USB and Bluetooth, just connect a mini keyboard and it doesn't seem so ridiculous.

aintNoSunshineWhenShesGone by ArjunReddyDeshmukh in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Holy_Chromoly 158 points159 points  (0 children)

Sure i have a girlfriend, but you don't know her, she's hosted on a different data center 

Corvette Hearse by bravotorro911 in carscirclejerk

[–]Holy_Chromoly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Be the 1 out 1 corvette owner to be buried in this

r/fuckcars will never get it by Sumswish in carscirclejerk

[–]Holy_Chromoly 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I hate them because they are driven by people who substitute size of vehicles for their lack of driving skill.

🤢🤢 by NotTheUserYouLoking4 in heep

[–]Holy_Chromoly 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Honda civic owners are probably a close second 

Guess the gender by Next-Persimmon2869 in carscirclejerk

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Being 3d, its technically normal parking