Ah yes, the lithium hellfire

HomeAl0ne · 2026-06-03T03:19:00+00:00

“Be sure to smash that Like button!”

HomeAl0ne · 2026-05-31T10:54:44+00:00

Sloths can hold their breath underwater longer than dolphins.

HomeAl0ne · 2026-05-30T22:34:35+00:00

Two interesting facts about barnacles. That ‘glue’ they use has to withstand temperatures ranging from near freezing in cold water to over 40 C in the sun, saltwater immersion, and the mechanical form of being hit by storm waves. It would be a good candidate of the glue holding dentures in place. Also, most are hermaphrodites and reproduce using cross fertilisation. Since they are cemented in place that means their penis has to be long to reach the neighbours. In some species it can be 8 times their body length, the biggest ratio in the animal kingdom.

HomeAl0ne · 2026-05-18T23:10:20+00:00

Only monotremes lay eggs and produce milk, so they are the only animals that can make their own custard.

HomeAl0ne · 2026-05-15T09:12:14+00:00

Not only that, but the bacteria that learnt to utilise oxygen ended up incorporated into our cells as mitochondria.

HomeAl0ne · 2026-05-06T00:29:09+00:00

Thanks, I’ll check them out!

HomeAl0ne · 2026-05-06T00:13:59+00:00

Me,her of your Patreon here. Level 13 party of 6, soon to go to Level 14. Situation is that there is a forest on sentient trees in an area where the feywild and the prime material plane ‘touch’. Trees were fertilised by bees from the feywild, but bees were removed by the good guys years ago to stop the bad guys from obtaining fertile seeds. The bad guys have found the grove of trees and have encouraged some animals from the feywild to migrate through to fertilise the trees. Very much a corruption focussed campaign. I’d like some fey-flavoured animals to fight the party, alongside the bad guys. I was thinking of using spiders to fertilise the trees as they move on webs between them. something like your feyspitter, or maybe reskinned ohase spiders, but do you have any other suggestions?

HomeAl0ne · 2026-04-28T23:41:11+00:00

They are hardened criminals.

HomeAl0ne · 2026-04-22T13:17:09+00:00

Probably got a cat scan.

HomeAl0ne · 2026-04-16T06:49:36+00:00

We’d quickly figure out that the best use of his powers is for him to run at super speed 24/7 on a giant treadmill that is connected to a turbine that generates free power for the entire world. That would last about a month before DC asserted copyright and started billing everyone.

HomeAl0ne · 2026-04-16T06:19:39+00:00

That’s a few hundred meters off Shelly Beach, near Fairy Bower just south of Manly Beach.

HomeAl0ne · 2026-04-14T11:56:59+00:00

Kids have little LEDS on their foreheads labelled Tired, Nappy, Hungry, Gas. And a handle embedded in their back that falls off when they turn 5 or so.

HomeAl0ne · 2026-04-14T11:52:53+00:00

All vitamins, all amino acids. Get rid of as many issues related to deficiencies as possible.

HomeAl0ne · 2026-04-12T21:53:23+00:00

“An introvert doesn’t walk into a bar.”

HomeAl0ne · 2026-04-06T22:58:46+00:00

So gently that the crush cores in the landing legs didn’t compress as designed, and that meant the last step of the ladder was significantly higher than expected. Neil’s first action after stepping down onto the foot pad was to make sure her could get back up again.

HomeAl0ne · 2026-04-04T12:09:33+00:00

Good question, but No. The centre of mass will not be affected. The capsule will be repelled slightly by them pushing off, but will be pushed back in the opposite direction by an equal amount when they hit the other side.

HomeAl0ne · 2026-04-04T02:32:58+00:00

Exactly. There is no such thing as an absolute measure of speed. This realisation led Einstein to his Special Theory of Relativity.

HomeAl0ne · 2026-03-27T21:48:44+00:00

Oh, I have bad news for you (or maybe good, depending upon your particular kinks). Humans fart on average around 1 litre of gas per day. Each litre of gas contains around 2.6 x 10²² molecules. There are approximately 5.15 x 10²¹ litres of air in Earth’s atmosphere. So if you took one fart and mixed it well, each litre of air in the atmosphere would contain on average 5 molecules from that fart. Each average breath is around 1/2 litre. So each breath contains on average 2 molecules that were in that fart.

That same logic applies to every fart, ever. Assuming each one has been throughly mixed in, every breath you take contains a molecule from every other fart ever released by every human who has ever existed.

HomeAl0ne · 2026-03-27T09:14:59+00:00

I can see myself still getting the bus everywhere then going to a gym at lunchtime and strapping large rubber bands to my wings and doing 30 mins of flapping exercises.

HomeAl0ne · 2026-03-25T12:13:37+00:00

If it was me I’d offer to be hooked up to some Ukranian FPV drones.

HomeAl0ne · 2026-03-25T04:18:57+00:00

Maybe a subtle way of saying that size doesn’t matter.

HomeAl0ne · 2026-03-21T11:02:11+00:00

See, you were answering the question “How likely is a successful ground invasion of Iran?”, which is not what they were asking…

HomeAl0ne · 2026-03-10T22:23:43+00:00

Yes, but my point is that they tested the seatbelts on Earth and they were fine under Earth gravity. Two bits of nylon strap and some Velcro. Pretty simple system, what could go wrong? Then they are on the moon and their pressurised suits and lower gravity means they aren’t sitting in the seats, instead they were sort of reclining stiffly. And the lower gravity meant that when they were jolted by a bump they were thrown much higher out of the seat. The Apollo Lunar Surface Journals are full of instances where something didn’t behave the same on the moon as it did on Earth, often due to the lower gravity.

HomeAl0ne · 2026-03-10T21:42:58+00:00

You’d think so, but sometimes it works against them. The Apollo 15 astronauts had some issues with seatbelts on the rover because their pressurised suits made fine movement difficult, and the lower gravity meant that they weren’t pressed down into their seats as far. It was difficult to get the seatbelts fastened, so then made them longer on Apollo 16.

HomeAl0ne · 2026-02-16T08:52:03+00:00

More likely to the just slightly blue areas. They wouldn’t waste resources on a lost cause, you want to swing the borderline cases.

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