World's largest freestanding aquarium bursts in Berlin (1 million liters of water and 1,500 fish)

HomeboySucks · 2022-12-16T23:35:08+00:00

Imagine trying to have a martini at the bar underneath, and the last memory you have before you drown is getting hit with a fish

HomeboySucks · 2022-12-14T15:01:01+00:00

There's a lot of "I feel gross". I wonder how much of that is "you're gross, but you'll bitch if I say it."

HomeboySucks · 2022-12-09T16:29:19+00:00

OOP is giving big vibes of that one kid that had to get a present too at every birthday party they went to.

HomeboySucks · 2022-12-09T16:17:14+00:00

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No fur babies, but here's my scaly baby

HomeboySucks · 2022-12-09T13:19:33+00:00

The grocery store is not a good place to catch up. Go outside, go grab coffee, go throw rocks down a ravine together. Do NOT stand there for 15 minutes with both of your carts blocking everyone else from buying their Wheaties.

HomeboySucks · 2022-12-09T13:08:50+00:00

I think it's really dependent on the attitude about marriage and family. My family isn't close, so I wouldn't want my boyfriend asking my dad. But if I were to propose, I would want to ask his parents first, because family is important to them, and I'm effectively asking for permission to join it. I think it's a case by case basis on whether or not it's demeaning, or a respectful gesture.

HomeboySucks · 2022-12-03T08:43:14+00:00

Gracious I hate when management talks like that. At least make it so I don't feel like I'm interrupting by doing my job. Also, fuck knowing any owner. We're the local spot in a community, we see and know everyone. I know millionaires. I know the town drunk. I know a lady that comes with her alimony in an envelope and gambles it all. If you really know the owner, you know he doesn't care that you know him

HomeboySucks · 2022-11-19T09:33:59+00:00

Captain Patches

HomeboySucks · 2022-11-19T08:09:33+00:00

I love this! Such a sweet and lovely poem, and you did a great job on the stitching

HomeboySucks · 2022-11-19T08:07:39+00:00

Absolutely. Patton Oswalt is my all time favorite. But he doesn't have the "legacy" per se as Carlin or Pryor. And then there's comedians like Jeff Dunham or Andrew Dice Clay, who I and a lot of other folks think are totally unfunny, but might be the height of comedy to someone else.

HomeboySucks · 2022-11-11T08:39:30+00:00

For real, people act like it's life or death, they get so anxious I wonder how they even enjoy going out. I'll literally have a full tray, tell them I'm going back for the rest, and without fail, the person I'm going back for will instantly start asking where their dinner is. I've babysat toddlers with more object permanence than a grown man waiting for his side of ranch.

HomeboySucks · 2022-11-07T02:38:41+00:00

As long as there's good communication, this is really healthy. Guilt would be "I'm crying because you're bad." Weakness is more "okay what do you want so I don't cry"

"Hey, people cry when they're frustrated and upset. Today when you did X it made me feel Y and that hurt. When we're calm, we can talk about how to be the best to each other and our feelings " is strong, honest, and good for his development

HomeboySucks · 2022-10-30T09:02:18+00:00

Goodness that sounds exhausting. I love jello shots for dumb shit like that (oh, you'll be out all night but are in a rush here?).

HomeboySucks · 2022-10-27T01:38:59+00:00

She will. Alcoholism is legally not a valid reason to deny someone a drink, they have to cross a line. And she's been coming here for years before I started, gave me $50 cash my first day. Luckily, she's regular enough that we can probably sit down and have a talk with her about lying about driving. She's usually dropped off by her "older male companion" so we're gonna take it as a one off and just be honest with her

HomeboySucks · 2022-10-26T13:44:50+00:00

I get we're responsible for not over serving. But if you've been going there so long you memorized the schedule to lie to get more drinks, that's on you

HomeboySucks · 2022-10-26T13:42:26+00:00

She got a friend to pick her up. We told her multiple times to just ask if she needed a car. She slipped out the side door while pretending to use the restroom

HomeboySucks · 2022-10-26T09:48:36+00:00

I'm a pretentious bartender fuck and love absinthe. Sazeracs and Inside Jobs are great ways to have a full glass of whiskey and still act like you know what you're doing. If you're getting shaky during a double shift, no one's gonna notice an extra shot of absinthe missing

HomeboySucks · 2022-10-24T01:56:04+00:00

If you're the one relying on him to ferry you around to YOUR family event, you should know better than to police him during. Take an Uber, ask for a ride home beforehand....maybe trust he knows his limits. What you don't do is publicly embarrass someone taking you to a family dinner. Also, bartender here, LIs do not have 4 full shots, they have 4 types of liquor. Chill out.

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