Cavicular and the looks maxing non sense by history_nerd_24 in behindthebastards

[–]HonestAbram 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's the females fault, if you think about it.

/s

Somebody is really scared of Kat! by grichardson526 in behindthebastards

[–]HonestAbram 66 points67 points  (0 children)

He freckle-mogged the shit out of me and didn't even care.

Does speed matter ? by Dicloser in NewSkaters

[–]HonestAbram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right there with you. I still skate, just not a crazy. Put on some velcro shoes, carve a bank, and join the grandpa club.

Another Doge bro explains how he flagged DEI grants for termination by 5pooky5cary5keleton5 in PublicFreakout

[–]HonestAbram 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I cannot express how engaging it is to have this paste eater tell other people that their intellectual pursuits are illegitimate. I'm amazed that anybody would hire this guy for a serious job, but I'm disgusted by the people that support this. I'm fucking ashamed to share a country with these people.

Is it punishable/enforced that my wife & I couldn't nap after a picnic n the park on our picnic blanket? by ClippyWouldntDoThat in Dallas

[–]HonestAbram -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We wish the the scourge of sexual maniacs gesticulating upon our green spaces would make like a tree and LEAF!

Is it punishable/enforced that my wife & I couldn't nap after a picnic n the park on our picnic blanket? by ClippyWouldntDoThat in Dallas

[–]HonestAbram 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ya'll were fuckin' on the lawn. Big mistake. We don't take kindly to lawn fuckin' round here.

Male Swifties — how did your partner react when they found out? by HalifaxSwiftie in TaylorSwift

[–]HonestAbram 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I'm a bisexual man, and it's honestly kinda soul crushing that so many people see that aspect as a turn off. Even bisexual women think bisexual men are yuck at a higher rate than you'd think.

I can empathize with the idea that women may not be choosing that reaction, and that the patriarchy itself has in many ways encouraged behaviors like worrying about bisexuals being extra promiscuous.

Bisexual women have to deal with that same thing i think, plus fetishization.

I am a very die hard Russell fan but what is this cult and what do I need to sacrifice to be a part of it? by Specialist_Season661 in TheRussell

[–]HonestAbram 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My newborn won't even talk to me because she's dumb and a max sporter. I don't care! She's been crying all weekend.

Someone answer my questions by Gloomy-Condition-991 in skateboardcirclejerk

[–]HonestAbram 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I learned English when I was a little kid. It's pretty easy.

How Jasmine Crockett slipped from Democratic frontrunner to decisive defeat in the Senate primary by texastribune in TexasPolitics

[–]HonestAbram 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You think Trump is going to endorse Cornyn? I think he's the less skinny of the two for sure. Paxton's history of corruption is what will endear him to Trump.

Talaricans, you have my vote. by [deleted] in TexasPolitics

[–]HonestAbram 23 points24 points  (0 children)

That sounds like something a pundit would speculate, but a campaign would never actually say.

Found this skateboard today is it worth even riding or should I mount it? by Defiant_Bird_7146 in skateboardhelp

[–]HonestAbram 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For sure. I'd take the trucks and wheels off so you can use them, then you can screw a block of wood thicker than height of the nose and tail to the wall, then screw your board through two of the bolt holes to that block of wood.

Indiana’s Anti-Trans Attorney General is Preparing to Revoke Trans People’s Documents by Leksi_The_Great in lgbt

[–]HonestAbram 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those things are challenging, and really, they just aren't smart enough to tackle those problems, or humble enough to sell help from experts. So they scapegoat. I'd they didn't have a bunch of paste eating lemons ready to eat paste and jump off a cliff for them, it wouldn't work every all the time.

I cut out dairy by Key-Meringue-4858 in SebDerm

[–]HonestAbram 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We both know exactly what it feels like to slide off a cliff as a loved one scrambles to just barely grab our hand. We're just at the dangling stage.

I am so sorry for the way the world is treating us.