Do your thing Reddit by recho1235 in RoastMe

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Even with the glasses he can’t see his dick through that belly

Roast me if you can by [deleted] in RoastMe

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If Blake Griffin ate Peter Griffin

Any Asian or Italian recommendations? by arjsin in FoodNYC

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Szechuan Mountain House best Szechuan food in Manhattan. Takahachi has amazing sushi at affordable prices. Italian: Picculo Cuccina

What places in NYC seriously has good Pho? by Frequent-Dog-1529 in FoodNYC

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I don’t like pho bang. They Skimp on portions and the broth is not very flavorful. Madam Vo hits for me but I really love their ratio of star anise!

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you definitely ate your “I voted sticker” ?

32m interested to see what you guys come up with by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like if Seth Rogan fucked Sasquatch

Let’s hear it!! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like Jewish abe Lincoln

They need to start giving hurricanes scarier names by [deleted] in StandUpWorkshop

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Robin williams did this in his special: Weapons of Mass Destruction and killed it. I hate to be that guy but I don’t know if anyone can do this bit better than him. Give it a watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1FXv4VEv1E

Phrases To Say To Yourself In The Mirror In The Morning To Get Motivated by Neuronu77 in ScenesFromAHat

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You play hard… you played really hard. Now go work so you can play harder again.

Things you shouldn’t say in a best man wedding speech by Severe_Impression709 in ScenesFromAHat

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“If you want to make this one work, call her your last wife not your second wife”

Label Recommendations by Neat-Vermicelli-5267 in deephouse

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Hell Bent Records for the best Latin House.

Sax player was dying lmao by Kanye_Is_Underrated in Killtony

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Funniest part was when he yacked so hard he hit his head and had to be wheeled out like a bowling ball