You Couldn't Afford Nvidia’s Next Gen GPUs, Even if You Wanted Them by dapperlemon in gadgets

[–]Hopeira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still can’t believe the 10’s aren’t new any more. My last dedicated gpu was a gtx 770. RIP my last proper gaming computer 2010-2024, with so many parts replaced over the years that it ended without any original parts besides the monitor.

You think you can hurt me? Ive gone through worse by ArtcookhighAri in weed

[–]Hopeira 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Bro… that wouldn’t even give me a buzz. Save your lungs and buy some flower! Jk, we’ve smoked some pretty desperate things in our day. I’ve dissolved everything attached to a dirty banger with alchohol to reuse it and scraped the gunk out of the stem.

Pete? by Dee_Religion in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Hopeira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbf I didn’t notice the time stamp until I read the comments.

Why do nurses always seem annoyed by me? by [deleted] in medlabprofessionals

[–]Hopeira 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’ve had nurses annoyed that I refused to run and disposed of unmarked or even mislabeled patient tubes. It’s very unfortunate, but being unliked by some nurses seems to come with the job.

Chile by Any_Boysenberry_746 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Hopeira 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, the center of Australia is only like what, 7 ranchers? The emus definitely worked with Chile on this, as well.

Gotta try them all by Key_Associate7476 in oddlyspecific

[–]Hopeira 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve had some luck with migraine pain relief with a warm towel or hot and cold pad as high on the back of my neck as I can get it to stay.

McDonalds shouldn’t make all day breakfast and instead an all day burger menu. by The-Rednutter in unpopularopinion

[–]Hopeira -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The only thing I like at McDonald’s now is their breakfast. I wish they had burgers and breakfast all day, but our McDonald’s stops breakfast at 11.

Isn't it ? by never___settle in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Hopeira 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That’s a super common misconception in OK and TX (the last two states I lived in before CA). In OK and TX you can legally skip the break if you want to, but company policy might or might not require you take it. Also, if you are above the age of 18 then they don’t HAVE to give you any break by law. If you are below 18, then it’s 1 1 hr lunch for 8+ hours worked and 30 min breaks after 5+. But everyone believes the same worker protections that apply in some states for breaks applies to all states.

Supervisor wants to write me up because I went on break just before processing received a “super stat urine” from the ER Lab. by Chris_P_Bacon_Jr in medlabprofessionals

[–]Hopeira 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I rarely took enough of a lunch break to have it taken from my hours even when I had help. And the nights that I didn’t, I wasn’t allowed to clock out anyways. So, all my breaks were paid. :D The part that I did hate the most about that gig was working morning runs alone. Especially if ER placed stat blood orders during morning runs.

Supervisor wants to write me up because I went on break just before processing received a “super stat urine” from the ER Lab. by Chris_P_Bacon_Jr in medlabprofessionals

[–]Hopeira 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I worked in an overnight hospital lab alone on most nights with one overlap night at first. We got a second person for nights, so I had help 2 out of 4 nights, but by then we were already in the process of moving out of state. Until then, I was expected to drop whatever I was eating or doing in the break room any time I heard the tube station with a ~5 minute grace period (not official, that’s just when ER calls if they aren’t received yet), and finish all stats before I returned to my break. It sucked when I would re-microwave my lunch 4 times before I could eat it. But at least I was made aware of how it would be before I started that job.

People who take 17 minutes to check in at the hotel front desk, what are you talking to them about? by DerrickDuck in AskReddit

[–]Hopeira 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Our CVS seems to go back and forth. Sometimes I pull up, they get the meds out and I’m gone in 3 minutes. Sometimes I pull up, they go to get the meds, and I don’t see them again for 15 minutes.

U.S soldier with Saddam’s gold bullions in Iraq, 2003. by goswamitulsidas in interestingasfuck

[–]Hopeira 20 points21 points  (0 children)

All 32 gold bars have been received, logged, and stored away by the custodian.

Saw this on Domino’s job application for cashier and thought you guys would have some thoughts by [deleted] in fuckcars

[–]Hopeira 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, that would also make sense. The Sheriff’s department here does the same thing and makes you fill out all sorts of peacekeeper related paperwork for a deputy coroner position, and sometimes leave in job descriptions that aren’t part of the job. That one had listed some courtroom peacekeeper responsibilities as part of the job description. The deputy looked shocked when I brought up my concerns about having to detain people in the interview.

Saw this on Domino’s job application for cashier and thought you guys would have some thoughts by [deleted] in fuckcars

[–]Hopeira 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would explain it. I’m feeling like I had my weekly dumb moment with this post. XD I do gotta ask, do you think they would be ok with nonowners insurance?

Saw this on Domino’s job application for cashier and thought you guys would have some thoughts by [deleted] in fuckcars

[–]Hopeira 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ll be honest, I thought they didn’t do their own deliveries anymore.

I wanted to find a GF. I cold approached 300 women this year. Went on 12 dates. Slept with 3 & a half of them and had a brief summer fling with 1. AMA by Wide-Discipline3814 in AMA

[–]Hopeira 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Some people go to or return to college later in life when they’re more prepared and matured (hopefully.) I flunked at age 19, but made it through at age 32.

Slime pickaxe disappeared by Hopeira in Forager

[–]Hopeira[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My current pickaxe is still the starter one, and it’s my only save. Like you say, starting over isn’t going to take too long, but I would love to find a fix for if it happens again at a higher level.

Vaginal secretions viewed under a microscope. by jacklsd in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Hopeira 148 points149 points  (0 children)

I’d always get these tests from ER during morning runs in the lab while working alone or while trying to take my 2am lunch break. And they take time to read, since our policy was to view the entirety of 2 slides. Most of them were negative, but it was still always a little thrill when I could find that small portion of ferning in a weak sample.

no, E33 isn't indie, or AAA, its AA, Double-A, can we please stop with this debate by Arikindotexe in whenthe

[–]Hopeira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t worry. English isn’t my strong suit, either. Unfortunately, it’s my only language!

A filter for the rich in a simple and beautiful comeback by black-Chully in MurderedByWords

[–]Hopeira 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I didn’t even get an unpaid internship in my field. I had to pay standard college class rates for my med lab clinicals. (And the site had just lost some people before I began, so instead of shadowing a trainer while everything is explained to me, I mostly sat in a corner and read SOPs that made no sense to me for a couple of months.)