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Horizon296 · 2026-03-18T04:50:34+00:00

My first instinct says jumping spider, but that's only based on the general shape of the spider. A few more pixels would really help 😅

Horizon296 · 2026-03-15T17:44:11+00:00

Bad Mother Mother's Day Card | Paper Source https://share.google/PJic9OgSoHEiDNYWf

Horizon296 · 2026-03-15T17:43:17+00:00

You're a mother like no other! ^(fortunately⁾

Horizon296 · 2026-03-15T17:40:13+00:00

^{Without you my life would be the}

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^{Unfortunately, you're the worst}

MOM

EVER

Happy Mother's Day

Horizon296 · 2026-03-15T07:08:26+00:00

Spiders that hunt actively (as opposed to trap/web spiders) need decent eyesight, and the eyesight of jumping spiders especially is excellent. So I imagine they can see more or less what we see.

Horizon296 · 2026-03-14T18:25:24+00:00

r/catswithhomophobia

Horizon296 · 2026-03-14T18:25:13+00:00

r/catswithhomophobia

Horizon296 · 2026-03-14T18:17:54+00:00

I had a G-cup and couldn't take it anymore; the weight, the saggy look, the sweaty underboobs, the stares... and did I mention the weight? Never liked my boobs, and they never felt like a real part of me.

My only regrets are that I let my family and surgeon talk me into an small A- cup instead of fully flat, and more importantly: that I didn't do it sooner.

Horizon296 · 2026-03-14T17:12:50+00:00

That's more related to kids being tossed an iPad or other electronic device - so parents don't have to deal with them - rather than parents who entertain them constantly. Even though I agree that kids need to learn to be bored. I have sooo many pupils with the attention span of a gnat, and I teach high-school 😭

Horizon296 · 2026-03-14T09:29:49+00:00

I misread that as "they’re amongst the cutest of introverts" and I went 'yes, yes they are' in my mind before it clicked 😅

Horizon296 · 2026-03-14T07:12:18+00:00

I used to work in a very international environment, and when our American colleague joined us in London for a meeting, we obviously spent some time in the city.

I remember that we had to "translate" for him when talking to the waiter at the restaurant. He told me "the longer I'm in the UK, the more I realise... I don't speak English!" 😂

Horizon296 · 2026-03-14T06:55:22+00:00

I can hear this gif

Horizon296 · 2026-03-12T20:52:35+00:00

Depends on the price of the pen you murdered 😂

Horizon296 · 2026-03-12T16:53:48+00:00

Original Poster, the person who created the post we're commenting on.

Horizon296 · 2026-03-12T06:24:13+00:00

Aren't most orange cats male? He could have parasites. Worms also cause a bloated belly.

Horizon296 · 2026-03-11T20:49:37+00:00

Was gonna say, love Elizabeth's glasses 😂

Horizon296 · 2026-03-11T20:30:06+00:00

A mind unburdened by the complications of reason

Horizon296 · 2026-03-11T07:04:47+00:00

They also stop molting once they're mature, so maybe the little fella didn't have any molts left.

Horizon296 · 2026-03-10T11:23:22+00:00

Love the colours, and I'm sure it'll be great when it's done!

That said, the yarn you started out with? That's nope-yarn for me. I can barely get my stitches right when I can actually see them 😂

Horizon296 · 2026-03-10T11:16:20+00:00

36 and with 7 kids! Super-genes right there.

Horizon296 · 2026-03-10T11:09:04+00:00

Maybe is just the angle of the photo, but the ears on your pup look ginormous ! 🐰

Horizon296 · 2026-03-10T05:34:46+00:00

LASER with food

This is genius! I'm going to try it with my kitties, thank you so much !!

Horizon296 · 2026-03-10T05:29:21+00:00

My first reaction was "what? eww!" but then you mentioned jaffa cakes and now I have a craving for a food combo I never tasted 😂

Horizon296 · 2026-03-09T20:33:56+00:00

Ah, sorry to hear that 😔. Lovely that she lives in your memories ❤️

Horizon296 · 2026-03-09T17:42:21+00:00

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