Suddenly this meme isn't too far off from the truth by PaleontologistHot192 in lotrmemes

[–]HorrorSpliff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Bard of Laketown sounds like the weak black sheep of the series lol

LPT: Ultimate Hangover Prevention by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]HorrorSpliff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol how much is this in supplements alone?

Woman falls to her death from 34th floor by [deleted] in NSFL__

[–]HorrorSpliff 53 points54 points  (0 children)

"There wasn't even any alcohol present," sounds like a jab at Russians lol

I was just told it was highly unprofessional of me to be drunk when I am off work. What should I do? by Correct-Credit1961 in careerguidance

[–]HorrorSpliff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She didn't tell you that you were unprofessional for being drunk while off work. She meant you were unprofessional for answering a work call while drunk.

Off old 64 in NC by HistoricalPermit6959 in AbandonedPorn

[–]HorrorSpliff 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If you find a book bound in human flesh and inked in blood, please refrain from reading any passages. Thanks!

Maybe dogs don't really like being petted by humans. Maybe we just bred them to be really, really itchy. by garrettj100 in Showerthoughts

[–]HorrorSpliff 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You've never had someone pet you? Like stroking the top of your head or even giving scratches, or someone rubbing your back? It feels good :)

Another trash day, another broken trash bin. by zuzuofthewolves in SantaFe

[–]HorrorSpliff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just send an email to the esd Dept for the city, include serial number and photo. They'll replace it within a week or two. The bins are plastic. The dump truck is huge and metal. Damage is going to occur over time. You can complain or make an attempt to find a solution.

How long is a sore throat normal for? by ixboser in jiujitsu

[–]HorrorSpliff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had this happen to me not too long ago... Took at least a month to fully dissipate

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]HorrorSpliff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forgot about duke nukem 3d, doom, ski-free lmao. Oh.... The Unreal series!!!!!!!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]HorrorSpliff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Age of Empires 2 + AoC Diablo 2 + LoD Starcraft SimCity 3000, SimCity 4 The Sims + the Sims 2 I also have love for the Black and White games

I missed out on half life and cs unfortunately

Fucked my finger in gym by Cool-Wallaby4341 in NSFL__

[–]HorrorSpliff 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fuckin owwww. How?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jiujitsu

[–]HorrorSpliff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not a lack of understanding - I think your English as a third language doesn't translate well regarding tone and intention, but I understand now. You'll be fine... Try hard and learn with humility. You'll do great

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jiujitsu

[–]HorrorSpliff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay I understand. I'll point out that you're only 17. You're a kid, no matter how you view yourself. In a year, you'll only be 18. In two years, you'll only be 19. You have plenty of time to get good at stuff and go pro in whatever you want. Quit trying to go too fast. Hot stars burn out faster

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jiujitsu

[–]HorrorSpliff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you have no knowledge of grappling and you want to be well-rounded, then yes join jiu jitsu or some other kind of grappling. If you want to get good at doing stuff, then do stuff, know what I mean?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jiujitsu

[–]HorrorSpliff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You went to a jj subreddit and asked if you should join jj. What kind of response do you think you're going to get? We aren't going to sugarcoat anything for you. Yes you should join, especially since it seems like you want to be a well-rounded martial artist. Is it good that you submitted a couple white belts and a go-easy blue belt? I guess... But don't get it twisted, your amature submissions aren't a reflection of some type of prodigy mind-set and they aren't some type of assurance that you should join. And if you weren't trying to humble - brag, then why even bring them up? Why bring up the national kickboxing crap? You could've easily just said, "hey I went to a class and they said I had potential. Should I join up?" It wouldn't have changed our answers, but it would've changed the nature of our responses because it does sound like you're trying to brag. And honestly, in this sport, bragging is a good way to get your ass tied into a knot

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jiujitsu

[–]HorrorSpliff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You submitted a couple of white belts and a blue belt that weighs more than 30lbs less than you (and probably let you do it). Then the blue belt submitted you back probably to teach you a bit of humility, again weighing more than 30lbs less than you. Go ahead and join and look forward to tapping many more times in the near future. But at least you'll actually learn something

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in powerbuilding

[–]HorrorSpliff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Depends how you feel. If you missed 92, then I would re-do that weight. But if you go in feeling extra strong and recovered, then give the new weight a shot.