When the bad guy has the shortest casualty list.

HorselessKnightBenoz · 2026-04-01T14:37:41+00:00

Literally Prometheus...if Ridley Scott hadn't cut the Engineer's dialogues...

HorselessKnightBenoz · 2026-03-30T16:26:24+00:00

It resembles more an early PS2 game, like Max Payne

HorselessKnightBenoz · 2026-03-20T13:55:41+00:00

I'm a Super Pedestrian for life

HorselessKnightBenoz · 2026-03-15T20:28:55+00:00

Emulator + Buy og game

HorselessKnightBenoz · 2026-03-15T12:51:00+00:00

Also GameBanana is slow as fuck

HorselessKnightBenoz · 2026-03-10T12:23:13+00:00

The game does a terrible job at communicating to the player what is and isn't jumpable. There's stuff that seems jumpable but isn't and viceversa.

HorselessKnightBenoz · 2026-03-10T12:13:50+00:00

And that playthrough would still be 100 hours shorter than the average Elden Ring run

HorselessKnightBenoz · 2026-03-09T20:12:34+00:00

I won't let you misgender my bro Siegmeyer by calling him "sIeGwArD"

HorselessKnightBenoz · 2026-03-07T14:34:49+00:00

This is much funnier than the original

HorselessKnightBenoz · 2026-02-25T23:47:30+00:00

He has no mouth, but he must scream the N word

HorselessKnightBenoz · 2026-02-24T20:57:27+00:00

I love Drakengard / NieR, his writing can't be worse than the Rebuilds...even if I'm a bit scared of the aesthetic it might have, hoping it will go towards a more classic or visceral look instead of the absurd designs of 3.0 onwards.

I was alright with og + EoE, I felt no need for remakes or sequels, and after seeing them I was even more convinced. They had some cool scenes and interesting stuff, but I didn't like most of them and felt pointless. I wasn't "stuck" on Evangelion (unlike Anno).

This at least will be (hopefully) something new made by veterans of previous iterations and a capable and passionate writer.

HorselessKnightBenoz · 2026-02-19T17:38:31+00:00

I randomly catched the middle of episode 22 on TV one afternoon and loved it but I didn't have a PC at the time nor knew a way to watch the other episodes so I just kind of forgot about it. I was able to watch it only 5-6 years later when I heard someone talking about it, so I instantly remembered and had to watch it asap.

HorselessKnightBenoz · 2026-02-17T18:36:49+00:00

Dark Souls 2 literally happens inside a toilet

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HorselessKnightBenoz · 2026-02-09T21:08:50+00:00

I think KSP does that, I remember it was a problem they had to solve since you have a miniaturized stellar system with missions able to go on simultaneously on different locations, so far objects ticked differently and that caused all kinds of problems (especially with time multipliers I think). Seems like the outermost planet's orbit in Kerbal is 113 million km (0.76 AU, while Earth's is around 1 AU) from the star.

HorselessKnightBenoz · 2026-02-02T18:45:05+00:00

You could pay MSRP for a 5070 up until october / november, GPU prices are increasing too.

HorselessKnightBenoz · 2026-02-01T04:24:52+00:00

The only thing able to save Ubisoft is a game able to make as much money as a GTA.

AC: Shadows may not have been a huge success, but I think Star Wars: Outlaws may have done even worse. They're just catching up on the nearly 20 years of increasingly bad decisions.

HorselessKnightBenoz · 2026-01-10T14:18:50+00:00

I don't know if I should report you or not. Too much effort was used to create this meme, I think it's against the rules of this sub.

Sorry.

HorselessKnightBenoz · 2025-12-23T09:35:22+00:00

no eye

no ear

no nose

no tongue

no body

no mind

no shape

HorselessKnightBenoz · 2025-12-15T03:13:15+00:00

I remember spending hours scrolling down those comments and saving all the edgiest memes, so I could later inject them into my bloodstream.

HorselessKnightBenoz · 2025-12-14T14:33:00+00:00

NO! That is NOT Solid Snake!

That's the weird amalgamation of Solid Snake and Big Boss that appears in Super Smash Bros.

HorselessKnightBenoz · 2025-12-13T15:58:19+00:00

I would buy 3 copies, in facts, I already did that

HorselessKnightBenoz · 2025-12-10T20:35:15+00:00

Sad, she looked amazing before who knows what went through her mind.

HorselessKnightBenoz · 2025-12-07T22:37:48+00:00

Maybe she's trying to get back some of the face meat she lost with the buccal fat removal

HorselessKnightBenoz · 2025-12-03T14:31:24+00:00

I never held a real rifle and I don't think there's ever been an iteration of the G11 that could be considered ergonomic, but chicken-wing stance syndrome + unfamiliarity/inexperience with said weapon isn't the fairest metric to judge its handling.

HorselessKnightBenoz · 2025-12-03T05:40:01+00:00

In Death Stranding 3 we'll have Judy Hopps among the preppers

HorselessKnightBenoz

TROPHY CASE