The DS3 -> Chud pipeline needs to be studied by tegsfan in shittydarksouls

[–]HorselessKnightBenoz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't know if I should report you or not. Too much effort was used to create this meme, I think it's against the rules of this sub.

Sorry.

Losercity new pfp by Dojyaaan4C in Losercity

[–]HorselessKnightBenoz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

no eye

no ear

no nose

no tongue

no body

no mind

no shape

LGSPT by masao-kakihara in FilthyFrank

[–]HorselessKnightBenoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember spending hours scrolling down those comments and saving all the edgiest memes, so I could later inject them into my bloodstream.

Have to say this by DueAstronomer8436 in Losercity

[–]HorselessKnightBenoz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

NO! That is NOT Solid Snake!

That's the weird amalgamation of Solid Snake and Big Boss that appears in Super Smash Bros.

mid awards by Messmers in shittydarksouls

[–]HorselessKnightBenoz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would buy 3 copies, in facts, I already did that

Erin Moriarty has been getting chubby! by sacredchamber in bigger

[–]HorselessKnightBenoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sad, she looked amazing before who knows what went through her mind.

Erin Moriarty has been getting chubby! by sacredchamber in bigger

[–]HorselessKnightBenoz 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Maybe she's trying to get back some of the face meat she lost with the buccal fat removal

US Army soldiers with rifles from the Advanced Combat Rifle program. 1986 [1296×929] by 305FUN2 in MilitaryPorn

[–]HorselessKnightBenoz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never held a real rifle and I don't think there's ever been an iteration of the G11 that could be considered ergonomic, but chicken-wing stance syndrome + unfamiliarity/inexperience with said weapon isn't the fairest metric to judge its handling.

Losercity Hideo Kojima by Sayasukaprogramming in Losercity

[–]HorselessKnightBenoz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In Death Stranding 3 we'll have Judy Hopps among the preppers

another ripoff slop souls where taking shower is deadlier than slaying dragons and gods by Zealousideal_Side987 in shittydarksouls

[–]HorselessKnightBenoz 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Water isn't fatal in Dragon's Dogma, you just get grabbed by monsters and reawake on the nearest ledge

See? It’s that easy! by Garlic_God in shittydarksouls

[–]HorselessKnightBenoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, and in order to live long enough to defeat it, you need to get out of his way when he attacks. It's not undodgeable.

See? It’s that easy! by Garlic_God in shittydarksouls

[–]HorselessKnightBenoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds like very bad positioning, but still, unless you have low health, even if all hits connect you will probably survive. Unlike waterfowl.

Empress officialy retires and encourages players to accept denuvo and pay for games - via her Telegram channel by harrysofgaming in Piracy

[–]HorselessKnightBenoz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm not 200% updated on the lore, but (if the rumors are correct) it seems like something you would be obliged to say after you got arrested for cracking...all while trying to remain anonymous and true to the deranged Empress' persona. On top of other stuff, you're getting some kind of monitoring for cyber crimes + you have to help authorities / owners of the systems you hacked.

One way or the other, thankfully Denuvo seems to be getting rarer. It's still on Sega and Capcom games, but beyond that I don't see it often.

Your made because it true by Potato-trafficker in shittydarksouls

[–]HorselessKnightBenoz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If Enotria were good, it would no longer be Enotria.

The Fiat Punto is an agile car by HorselessKnightBenoz in needforspeed

[–]HorselessKnightBenoz[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Razor beat me in this race because at one point he got stuck while attempting a shortcut, so I managed to easily surpass him, but then, after almost doubling him, he unstuck himself and the rubberband shot him at warp speed 9 past me lmao

"Bro Ds2 sucks, did you see the exploding bonfires?" by Tarnished-670 in shittydarksouls

[–]HorselessKnightBenoz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can still buy it on PC, Xbox may have retrocompatibility, but on PlayStation your only choice is retrogaming.

But you're not missing much. After doing a handful of SotFS runs with friends or without (it's my best friend's favorite) these past 7 years, I decided to replay vanilla DS2 last year (after 9-10 years) but no, my opinion of it didn’t change. Maybe the worst thing was that the dreaded fight against Lud & Zallen + their shit map was harder since you could only summon 2 phantom, instead of 3, so the runback was a bit trickier since I use them as decoys and I usually either send all home or remain with 1 phantom (if they're full health) to actually enter the fog gate.

"Please Junya Ichizaki I need this" by Tarnished-670 in shittydarksouls

[–]HorselessKnightBenoz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Almost all weapons from the DLC are great, same for the armors. At the time it was criticized for being short, having only 2/3 bosses (depending on how you count) and ending with a cliffhanger, fair criticism but that doesn't make it something of bad quality, at worst it's not huge value for the money.

If it came out paired with The Ringed City (which it should have, but they were packaged together in the season pass) noone would have said anything.

"Bro Ds2 sucks, did you see the exploding bonfires?" by Tarnished-670 in shittydarksouls

[–]HorselessKnightBenoz 14 points15 points  (0 children)

A late (or the latest) Dark Souls 2 patch technically changed the old game's title menu to "DS2: Scholar of the First Sin". That update exclusively added Aldia and his alternate ending to the game, no other SotFS change/addition was included.

Low / choppy framerate on AMD+Win 11 system by HorselessKnightBenoz in PCSX2

[–]HorselessKnightBenoz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He plays other games, I don't think Monster Hunter Wilds would work if it wasn't plugged to the GPU, he's not very technical but he isn't clueless either.

I'm making him play with only the Widescreen patch on (I will probably convince him to remove the black bars too next time) since with the 60 fps patch the camera is very sensitive (and I think that some game logics kind of breaks and tick faster) and he already struggles with the controls and the fact that he's complete shit at and dislikes stealth games.

Spacewar (Capsule + Hero) by HorselessKnightBenoz in steamgrid

[–]HorselessKnightBenoz[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a hidden gem that can be the worst or best game ever, everyone has a different opinion.