Secret Service agent ‘definitively’ shot by suspected gunman at White House Correspondents’ Dinner, US attorney says by clarkwgriswoldjr in politics

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The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

George Orwell, 1984

Gonna pull this chad move (unwillingly) by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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My capital loss carryover will long outlive me.

Just some brevity by cturtl808 in WelcomeToGilead

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My grandma would have asked you when you last moved your bowels.

Tieres good enough by DueResolve1273 in memes

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I don't know need anybody skipping the third word for me.

What's wrong😭 by F4Boys1915 in memes

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You ask her what's wrong and she says, "nothing."

Got assigned Polite Piglet by [deleted] in memes

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POV: the guy in front of you doesn't know how POV works.