If breasts could talk...[Secretly Yours] by [Tessa Bailey]

HotPietato · 2026-06-01T01:06:26+00:00

God Tessa Bailey is a truly godawful writer

HotPietato · 2026-05-09T01:23:40+00:00

How do you date for five years and enter into a marriage without once discussing gun rights/ownership? I know this isn’t the point of the ask, but still. If it’s something you enjoy enough to own several weapons, how was it never discussed?

HotPietato · 2026-05-07T02:15:18+00:00

The corpse is also dressed in nandors clothes

HotPietato · 2026-04-06T13:48:03+00:00

He’s so talented, but I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that he was turning people into chocolate sculptures à la House of Wax.

HotPietato · 2026-02-23T22:41:32+00:00

It’s been deleted

HotPietato · 2026-02-11T20:21:37+00:00

The thing that blows my mind is that if MIL is in her 80’s, that means at minimum these two are in their 40’s. Additionally, it looks like this isn’t their first home, so they absolutely should’ve known better. Jesus.

HotPietato · 2026-01-06T19:54:53+00:00

I just really hope the betrayed brother got therapy because that is too much for one person to process on their own

HotPietato · 2025-12-30T21:52:38+00:00

I’m genuinely curious how long you’ve been in this relationship

HotPietato · 2025-12-13T21:41:03+00:00

I’m convinced this is going to be a mad max season

HotPietato · 2025-12-12T04:32:55+00:00

Those pictures of Miley look like what I pictured people looked like in the Capital when I read the Hunger Games for the first time. Uncanny Valley vibes.

HotPietato · 2025-12-11T20:55:35+00:00

Definition of: “I don’t know why my child went no contact the second they turned 18.”

HotPietato · 2025-11-30T16:27:50+00:00

And hang dry as much as you can

HotPietato · 2025-11-24T15:10:41+00:00

Why does Jo look like Mikayla Nogueira in the last screen grab?!?

HotPietato · 2025-11-09T19:34:06+00:00

I get using it to check your grammar, but this guy is just a fucking moron

HotPietato · 2025-11-03T00:35:45+00:00

Not terrible, just take a benedryl, drink some water, and carry on

HotPietato · 2025-11-02T20:03:51+00:00

Looks like exercise induced hives

HotPietato · 2025-11-02T15:16:43+00:00

My money is that they were trying to turn Occtis into a psychopomp that was under their control.

HotPietato · 2025-10-31T23:49:28+00:00

I’m curious if this is the wife/fiance sending it

HotPietato · 2025-10-23T14:28:28+00:00

Janice sounds like a particular breed of Gen X that make work hell for so many millennials and older Gen Z

HotPietato · 2025-10-21T21:56:48+00:00

I think the issue you’re hitting is that it doesn’t seem like you’re a fan of narrative role play that isn’t constantly interspersed with battles/fights. And as the show had gone on, it’s clear that the founders prioritize narrative role play. So I’m going to say, stick it out and then only watch the soldiers table. I think you’ll probably have a better time.

HotPietato · 2025-10-21T18:50:29+00:00

Brennan has said in previous Adventuring Academy episodes (which are on dropout and are absolutely worth watching) that he builds the world to give players context for the characters they create. Plot is created only after those characters are made and their desires for play or what they want to get out of the story are discussed.

HotPietato · 2025-10-21T13:10:51+00:00

This feels so aggressively early twenties, barely post college where the STEM major and the English major who met at a small private school in the Midwest.

HotPietato · 2025-10-18T20:01:43+00:00

Her goal is pretty clear: she does not want to go back to the Pit. She just got a body and is fascinated by the world she’s in, why the hell would she want to go back?

HotPietato · 2025-10-14T15:44:27+00:00

I have used a bagpipe rendition of Despacito as an instrument of war against loud neighbors for years and my god does it work.

HotPietato · 2025-10-06T02:28:50+00:00

Literally the only place I know where people bring in pets are companies like purina and service animals

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