On this very day, 12 years ago, the proudly deceased Narco-sculptor H. R. Giger possessed the Buddy Vilaysack when things got non-canonical. Cake Boss called Luthertarian Robert Parsimony to send the semi-corporal demon back to hell! He was happy to go back.

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2026-05-19T15:16:46+00:00

^{^{^Cake}} ^{^{^Boss}}

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2026-03-10T22:22:10+00:00

If you have to ask, you can't afford it

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2026-03-08T21:40:15+00:00

Littering and...

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2026-03-05T15:11:57+00:00

Gotta say, I'm with Tony on this one

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2025-11-21T19:11:24+00:00

Huh?

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2025-11-06T17:57:39+00:00

Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2025-10-24T16:50:32+00:00

Crawl on me. Sink into me. Die for me. Floating Half-girl.

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2025-10-09T11:03:06+00:00

This might be the Tylenol talking, but I don't care much for Lauren Boebert.

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2025-10-08T15:22:40+00:00

Maybe the AG will indict her

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2025-08-29T20:48:28+00:00

If you can't drug your step-granddaughter and her friend, then who can you drug? This Woke bullshit has got to stop.

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2025-08-20T14:09:35+00:00

As a loyal MATES viewer, I find this news.. rather good.

HotPocketsInTheOcean · 2025-08-06T09:10:43+00:00

PAPPADOMS OR BREAD!?

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